The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12

November 30th, 2012 // 496 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).

Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”

  2. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Black Michelin Man.

  3. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
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    “So let me get this straight: $1 mill for the blackie and I can do whatever I want with it?…”

  4. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
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    Criss Angel attempts his newest trick, turning grapes into raisins, and then selling the raisins for drugs.

  5. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/30/terminator1-226_263.jpg[/img]

  6. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
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    “Hey! Who’s getting a McRib today? This guy right here”

  7. Tara Reid Drunk
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    That’s nice, that the kind young man from Rushmore took Tara out for dinner.

    And got Super-AIDS.

  8. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
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    Oddly, this is the most normal I’ve seen him dressed in quite some time.

  9. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    YAAR
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    She must squat well over 500 lbs.

  10. Samantha Jade Cleavage The 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Who’s this busty chipmunk ?

  11. Katie Holmes Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    YAAR
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    Odd time to use the zoom feature but why the heck not…

  12. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
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    “…one posh leg on this side… another posh leg on this side… zigga zig ahhhhhh…”

  13. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    tom
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    I think I’m in love.

  14. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    i wouldn’t even put my dick in that mouth…

  15. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Lea told me she could sing, and I could see her point.

  16. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    Yup, that’s about how I would expect Plague of the Four Horsemen to look, on a good day.

  17. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    Fish, you bugger… Forest Whitaker is awesome. You owe him an apology.

    • And if he doesn’t get one, he’s going to bust out his sniper rifle. Fish, you’ll never see it coming. Well…that’s not true. You’ll watch a cartoon that foreshadows your demise—and then you’ll be killed.

  18. Brittany Snow Blow Job Face Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    YAAR
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    Picture taken moments after an anchor from E! just said:

    “Hey Kirsten, over here!”

  19. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    dirtdog
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    What the f*** is that??

  20. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
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    “Massage your grapes?”

  21. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
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    Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to Death,

  22. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    Any possible fashion cliché? He’s covered!

  23. JWoww Cleavage Bloated Face
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    That’s not juice, that’s pus.

  24. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    NO MORE JARED LETO, FISH.

  25. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
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    O, will you eat no grapes, my royal fox?

  26. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    whatever.

  27. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Is that a shrimp net?

  28. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. The key is 20% more sideboob and 90% less sidenose.

  29. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
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    “After she’s done blowing you, let’s burn her house down!”

  30. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    “I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn’t mean no harm, George”

  31. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
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    Downie: “Stick it in.”
    Gibson: “IIIIIII don’t know… what if I get some extraterrestrial disease?”
    Downie: “Just stick in in.”
    Gibson: “The fucking thing is half dead already… maybe it can’t breathe oxygen.”
    Downie: “THAT is why you fuck it now… It can’t fight back!”
    Gibson: “I just… don’t… know… it looks kinda Jewy.”

  32. Brittany Snow Blow Job Face Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    shonzie
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    Invisible penis strikes again!

  33. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
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    ah here’s my daily dose of asshattery and tomfuckery.

  34. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    Randalicious
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    Crisco’s a helluva drug

  35. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    That does it. I’m having a shrimp cocktail when I get home.

  36. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    I learned a funny word the other day… “bellend”.

  37. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    After seeing Ke$ha 2 pics back, GaGa’s particular brand of ugly seems merciful.

  38. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
    it had to be said
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    Gaga went a little overkill on he mammary protection here. She would have been safe from the adoring masses with three inches of electrical tape.

  39. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    of course! A sweatshirt and a fur coat in hopes the leather pants that don’t fit will go unnoticed. I couldn’t hate this ass any fucking more.

  40. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Enidaj
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    By God, she is one unattractive woman.

  41. Amanda Detmer Side Boob Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    ew.

    • it had to be said

      Fuck that. I’d still do her in a second. And for a second, but that’s a personal problem.

  42. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
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    So he put on a coupl’a pounds… that’s his prerogative.

  43. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    Kim K’s leather pants sure do get a lot of press.

  44. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    Looks like he ate the whole bag of shrooms…

  45. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
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    I know who’s not humping around. This guy.

  46. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In 9 months, Bobbi Kristina is going to have a new sibling to get engaged to down the road.

  47. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    it had to be said
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    Oops. I think I gave Kanye a dollar outside a subway stop yesterday.

  48. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
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    “Talk about my acting qualifications? Uh sure… HEY a phone call just came in – gotta take it!”

  49. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
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    It might be a little on the flat side, but it’s still pretty stellar. It’s not even in the same universe as that pile of fat on Kardashian.

  50. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I keep an engagement ring in my pocket at all times in case I run into her in NY.

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