Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).
Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?
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The hep is strong with this one.
Of course Pippa. Don’t even have to read the caption.
I cant make up my mind whether I would bang her or not.
I would bang her.
Discussing Hanukkah plans.
Best Picture goes to The Assassination of Cowboy Jesus by the Coward Pontius Pilate
Looks like he’s got a nasty doody-bubble.
yuck
succinctly put.
Yup. No frills and to the point. One of those first-things-that-comes-to-mind comments. I smiled. +1
Ew (there, I’ve saved you two keystrokes)
!
(i’m a minimalist)
Teeth so bright, they make your nipples hard.
“And so I was all alone and home and then these two guys broke in and I set traps for them and everything . . . it was exhausting!”
She looks like one of the Lost Boys from the live action film “Hook”, except on fucking meth.
Her hair also looks like it has a fungal infection. IDK if that’s even possible, but seeing is believing.
White piedra caused by Trichosporon spp.
“They were right–I DO have a hammer thumb.”
I loved him in “Top Secret” and “Real Genius”.
Alfred E. Newman is really not aging well, guys.
walrus neck/head
summed it up!
Yes, the face blends so seamlessly with the neck that one can scarcely detect a jawline at all. At the same time, the chin is strong, broad, and masculinizing enough that one can’t fault the lack of whiskers and tusks.
Ug$y
Matt Damon and Elton John had a love child?
Elton John and Val Kilmer. They call her Valton, and she’s a very successful professional softball player.
Vince Vaughn: giving ugly, untalented, heavy guys hope every day.
Yay!
ah, so that’s what it takes to get attention off her face. just a twist of the thermostat.
‘Gavin’s fucking his own sister? Bloody hell!’
So apparently David Bowie had a child with… David Bowie?
Ha! Was just going to say David Bowie and Keith Richard’s love child *shudder*
Fish must get these delivered like his morning coffee…
Getting caught picking lettuce out of your teeth sucks.
“They call it Iron Man, get it?”
“No, I’m so confused…and racist…and sexist…”
Mate it’s the best smell ever. Katie Perry’s snatch and Jonah Hills anus. What’s a shower?
The captions should really be concise about the relevant details, and omit the extraneous stuff. So this should read “Tara Reid, upright”
Wow. Not a strong look. A strong odor, very likely, but not a strong look.
“Hi folks, Olvia Munn here, I’m just starting at a clock to see how quickly you click the arrow at the upper right to move on to someone more attractive and talented. It usua . . .”
Exactly.. Always over rated.
Formerly 36 D, now 36 long.
Before reading the caption I assumed it was the SAG Awards.
She just sort of hooks onto the arms of any random man passing by.
The gold tooth is what puts it over the top.
indeed!
“I’m just… I’m just so overwhelmed you guys picked me for The Best Junk Adjustment for a third year on a row…
I’d just like to thank both my hands for this honor…”
Was she nominated for “Trying to bang her way through Hollywood”?
I assume she won for “Least supportive double sided tape.”
It’s almost always a mistake to think that YOU can define “style”.
When multi-millionaires try to look like homeless people.
‘Sup, Meth-mouth?
Don’t get discouraged, Kanye, everyone knows finding the right super hero look takes time.
Shame, I know thy face…
Man, the super villains in New York are getting gayer and gayer.
Is that the same type of wide stance that got former Sen Larry Craig into so much trouble at the St Paul airport?
That was a Minneapolis/St. Paul airport bathroom. The one by gate C7. Last stall, with the broken handle. Wait… what?
Naughty boy.
So is it true that the riskier it is the better it feels?
Maria Shriver is looking at least 2 years younger since the breakup.
It’s that eyelash medicine…
Is this where baseball diamonds come from?
Those front teeth just reminded me I still haven’t taken the leaf out of my table since hosting Thanksgiving.
Warming up for the game with Tommy Girl later.
The photo I want to see is the next morning, when that guy attempts to extricate himself from her grip.
In every photo like this, there’s some hipster d-bag in the background, silently wishing he was home eating some of those fancy new Campbell’s soup-in-a-bags.
Seen her settling once and for all which trunk in fact holds more junk
Ooo! Ooo! Azog, right? Isn’t this a leak from the new Hobbit film?
Her Playboy shoots spread got me thru undergrad.
did you go to an all boys college? the fuck? I think you did college wrong.
She was one of the all time greats. Even years later when she did DWTS she was fucking awesome.
I still use her Playboy spread at least once a week.
Thanks for reminding me of the playboy shoot. She looks yummy!
I see his cow ruined yet another pair of leather pants for him. Probably told him it was “fashionable” to wear them like that.
It looks like he’s working a magnetic field problem for some physics homework, but something tells me he’s just trying to figure out “the shocker”.
The dude is circularly polarized.