The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.30.12

November 30th, 2012 // 496 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we faced the truly difficult decision between Beckham’s Travolta Defense Training or his impromptu lapse into a dream about kittens playfighting on marshmallow clouds. And like anyone with a completely ridiculous occupation could tell you is protocol, we went ahead and did whatever the fuck we wanted to. So you got both. In addition to double-Becks (Dont worry, alcohol will make me forget I ever typed that.) we’ve also got The 40 Year Old Virgin (Who Is Also Into Blow), Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Who Is Also Into Blow), and Ke$ha (Who Doesn’t Closely Resemble A Movie Poster I Can Remember But Is Most Certainly Into Blow).

Hope your weekend doesn’t… suck — Wait, I screwed that up didn’t I?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid Drunk
    joe
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    The hep is strong with this one.

  2. Pippa Middleton Butt Sweatpants Jogging
    BigOkie
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    Of course Pippa. Don’t even have to read the caption.

  3. Anna Skidanova Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I cant make up my mind whether I would bang her or not.

    I would bang her.

  4. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Discussing Hanukkah plans.

  5. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
    B.W.Mnstrl
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    Best Picture goes to The Assassination of Cowboy Jesus by the Coward Pontius Pilate

  6. Bobby Brown Knit Hat Scarf
    joe
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    Looks like he’s got a nasty doody-bubble.

  7. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    yuck

  8. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Lokigwar
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    Teeth so bright, they make your nipples hard.

  9. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
    Frank Burns
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    “And so I was all alone and home and then these two guys broke in and I set traps for them and everything . . . it was exhausting!”

  10. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Max Shreck
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    She looks like one of the Lost Boys from the live action film “Hook”, except on fucking meth.

    Her hair also looks like it has a fungal infection. IDK if that’s even possible, but seeing is believing.

  11. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
    catapostrophe
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    “They were right–I DO have a hammer thumb.”

  12. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Lokigwar
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    I loved him in “Top Secret” and “Real Genius”.

  13. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    Alfred E. Newman is really not aging well, guys.

  14. Maria Fowler Cleavage Spandex Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    walrus neck/head

    • Deacon Jones

      summed it up!

    • Yes, the face blends so seamlessly with the neck that one can scarcely detect a jawline at all. At the same time, the chin is strong, broad, and masculinizing enough that one can’t fault the lack of whiskers and tusks.

  15. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Ug$y

  16. Aaron Sorkin High Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Mark B
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    Matt Damon and Elton John had a love child?

  17. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
    joe
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    Vince Vaughn: giving ugly, untalented, heavy guys hope every day.

  18. Lea Michele Nipples Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
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    ah, so that’s what it takes to get attention off her face. just a twist of the thermostat.

  19. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Gavin’s fucking his own sister? Bloody hell!’

  20. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    So apparently David Bowie had a child with… David Bowie?

  21. David Beckham Butt Stretching
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    Fish must get these delivered like his morning coffee…

  22. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
    joe
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    Getting caught picking lettuce out of your teeth sucks.

  23. Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. On Roof
    Lokigwar
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    “They call it Iron Man, get it?”
    “No, I’m so confused…and racist…and sexist…”

  24. Russell Brand Holding Grapes ARIA Awards Press Room
    Mark B
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    Mate it’s the best smell ever. Katie Perry’s snatch and Jonah Hills anus. What’s a shower?

  25. Tara Reid Drunk
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    The captions should really be concise about the relevant details, and omit the extraneous stuff. So this should read “Tara Reid, upright”

  26. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    Wow. Not a strong look. A strong odor, very likely, but not a strong look.

  27. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Frank Burns
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    “Hi folks, Olvia Munn here, I’m just starting at a clock to see how quickly you click the arrow at the upper right to move on to someone more attractive and talented. It usua . . .”

  28. Tara Reid Drunk
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    She just sort of hooks onto the arms of any random man passing by.

  29. Amanda Detmer Side Boob Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    joe
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    Formerly 36 D, now 36 long.

  30. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
    Cock Dr
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    The gold tooth is what puts it over the top.

  31. David Beckham Head In Hands Knit Hat
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    “I’m just… I’m just so overwhelmed you guys picked me for The Best Junk Adjustment for a third year on a row…
    I’d just like to thank both my hands for this honor…”

  32. Olivia Munn Cleavage Golden Globes Award Season Celebration
    Lokigwar
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    Was she nominated for “Trying to bang her way through Hollywood”?

  33. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    It’s almost always a mistake to think that YOU can define “style”.

  34. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    joe
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    When multi-millionaires try to look like homeless people.

  35. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    ‘Sup, Meth-mouth?

  36. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
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    Don’t get discouraged, Kanye, everyone knows finding the right super hero look takes time.

  37. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Shame, I know thy face…

  38. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    DeucePickle
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    Man, the super villains in New York are getting gayer and gayer.

  39. David Beckham Butt Stretching
    Cock Dr
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    Is that the same type of wide stance that got former Sen Larry Craig into so much trouble at the St Paul airport?

  40. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Dead Accounts Premiere
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    Maria Shriver is looking at least 2 years younger since the breakup.

  41. David Beckham Butt Stretching
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    Is this where baseball diamonds come from?

  42. Samantha Jade Cleavage The 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Those front teeth just reminded me I still haven’t taken the leaf out of my table since hosting Thanksgiving.

  43. David Beckham Butt Stretching
    joe
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    Warming up for the game with Tommy Girl later.

  44. Tara Reid Drunk
    Cock Dr
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    The photo I want to see is the next morning, when that guy attempts to extricate himself from her grip.

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage Platinum Blonde Wig Sunglasses
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    In every photo like this, there’s some hipster d-bag in the background, silently wishing he was home eating some of those fancy new Campbell’s soup-in-a-bags.

  46. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Seen her settling once and for all which trunk in fact holds more junk

  47. Ke$ha Gold Tooth
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    Ooo! Ooo! Azog, right? Isn’t this a leak from the new Hobbit film?

  48. Kelly Monaco Cleavage GMA
    joe
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    Her Playboy shoots spread got me thru undergrad.

  49. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie Fur Coat
    Cock Dr
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    I see his cow ruined yet another pair of leather pants for him. Probably told him it was “fashionable” to wear them like that.

  50. Vince Vaughn Delivery Man Set
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    It looks like he’s working a magnetic field problem for some physics homework, but something tells me he’s just trying to figure out “the shocker”.

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