The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.22.13

November 22nd, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed capping a solid week’s coverage of culture-shaping events like Joanna Krupa‘s apparently smelly pussy and Justin Bieber‘s hooker making a porno. These are trying times, you guys, and we’re here for you. Which is why this gallery exists. Not only are these pictures the most important things in the universe, they also serve as the vehicle by which you crack the hard shells around our hearts with your comments. So please, don’t hesitate to make the 4,652nd Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse joke, or find a way to connect Angelina Jolies permanently hard nipples with African child abduction and/or ruining Jennifer Aniston‘s life. You really can never know how much that stuff means to us.

Good night, and good luck,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Late Show With David Letterman
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    Does this coat make me loo-

    No, it’s the waddle.

  2. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
    Jason
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    What a mess.

  3. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
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    OK…stop walking. Maybe he won’t notice.

  4. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
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    See him in Vegas’ “Texas Chainsaw Prop Comedy Massacre”

  5. Shannon Tweed Joker Mouth Fat Weight Gain
    brick
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    More like Shannon Herringbone.

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Who cares if she’s talent-less and desperate? What a body.

  7. Charo Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 14th Annual Latin Grammy Awards
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    She’s 127 years old and still looks better than Courtney Stodden.

  8. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
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    I get the feeling that the photographer accidentally clicked a picture while adjusting his camera only to later discover that Dinklage was standing three feet away from him the whole time.

  9. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
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    “He goes that way, I go this way.”

  10. Carmen Electra Side Boob 14th Annual Latin Grammy Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    After she made the scene the show was postponed half an hour because no one was able to stand up or sit down.

  11. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
    Mohawk Disco
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    “You better be thinking I’m the man!”

  12. Angelina Jolie Hard Nipples New Breast Implants Unbroken Set
    Mohawk Disco
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    Is this a remake of Witness?

  13. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
    beaver eater
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    Damn Kathy Griffin sure has bulked up.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Westfield Parramatta
    Dox
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    Little did the crowd know, strapped to her hips and ass was 70 pounds of spanx. As the seams strained mightily against her girth, it was only a matter of time before all that kinetic energy would be released.

    There would be no survivors.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
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    They’re at the post….

  16. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
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    I wanna pee on ‘im

  17. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Lingerie Looking In Mirror Erotique Fragrance Launch
    Dox
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    Erotique- The scent of a delicate Queef captured in every bottle.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
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    Neigh

  19. Nick Swardson Vincent Kartheiser Xbox One Official Launch Celebration
    Dox
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    If he smiles any harder, his face is going to explode.

  20. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Mohawk Disco
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    The thermal boots are a must. Last time he walked in mommy’s footsteps he got frostbite.

  21. Shannon Tweed Joker Mouth Fat Weight Gain
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    She had great tits back in the day…

    • fred

      Now her tits are on her back.

      • MT

        A few years ago before Gene’s show went off the air, she had a great facelift and looked really hot again.
        Sadly, it didn’t last and she looks like this now. Gene doesn’t mind, he’s cherry picked models on the side for 25 years, ask anybody in town.

  22. Miranda Kerr Miley Cyrus Dyed Blonde Eyebrows Instagram
    Dox
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    Dear ladies-
    Bleaching your eyebrows is not attractive. It just makes you look like a burn victim.

  23. Charo Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 14th Annual Latin Grammy Awards
    Dox
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    Gloves can hide the hands, but nothing can ever hide that face.

  24. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
    Mohawk Disco
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    Is this the new bride of Charles Manson?

  25. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Mike Comrie
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    I thought surely that Hilary would be taking it in the Duff for money at this point, but she’s proven me wrong.

  26. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Instagram
    Dox
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    That poor dog is going to need a flea bath.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Selfie Nipple No Bra Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    Damn my superficial nature. She looks good here.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Westfield Parramatta
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    Nice ass

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker The Commons Of Pensacola Opening Night
    Dox
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    It’s nice to see her getting out of the stall every now and again.

  30. Chad Ochocinco Working Out With Shirtless Muscular Man
    Mohawk Disco
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    Sometimes all you need is a simple exercise tool to keep a zombie from eating your brain.

  31. Anjelica Huston Man Face Double Chin Book Signing
    Hugh Jazz
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    “How long will you be on Mars, Mrs. Houston?”
    [bzzt] “Two weeks.” [bzzt]

  32. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
    Dox
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    See, no side effects from Human Growth Hormone.

  33. Prince Charles Talking To Group Of Children
    Mohawk Disco
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    In this pocket I have sweet candy. In the other a handful of pissed off cobras. Now choose minions, Choose!

  34. Miranda Kerr Miley Cyrus Dyed Blonde Eyebrows Instagram
    cuddles
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    Jared Leto looks better as a woman than Miley. Just ask Terry Richardson.

  35. Shannon Tweed Joker Mouth Fat Weight Gain
    Mohawk Disco
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    There goes my boner I was enjoying since Carmen Electra.

  36. Sean Stewart Grinding On Alicia Zacharkiewicz Ania Migdal 28th Birthday Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    This is not even subtle. Just look at that hideous tattoo.

    • MT

      Be nice. It’s hard to get that color orange and green on human skin. He probably had to pay some Tattoo “artist” $100 and 1/2 a bottle of Jack.

  37. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Westfield Parramatta
    Mohawk Disco
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    Just last year astronomers discovered three smaller asses orbiting around it.

  38.  Dwyane Wade Grabbing Gabrielle Union Ass New Maserati Ghibli Unveiling At The Collection
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    And if I were dating her, that’s where I would put my hand all the time too.

  39. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Instagram
    Schadenfreude
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    You did say to show off my puppies, didn’t you?

  40. Angelina Jolie Hard Nipples New Breast Implants Unbroken Set
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    “Unfed” is more like it.

  41. Charo Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 14th Annual Latin Grammy Awards
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    The only 90 year old I’d ever consider banging

  42. Miranda Kerr Miley Cyrus Dyed Blonde Eyebrows Instagram
    Fresco
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    Great picture of Miley. Unrecognizable.

  43. Shannon Tweed Joker Mouth Fat Weight Gain
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    It’s fitting that the woman who jump started puberty for me in the 80′s has effectively ended my sex drive at this moment. She’s the Hailey’s comet to my libidos Mark Twain.

  44. Angelina Jolie Hard Nipples New Breast Implants Unbroken Set
    rican
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    Tits on sticks

  45. Sean Stewart Grinding On Alicia Zacharkiewicz Ania Migdal 28th Birthday Party
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    “If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’ll stick my dick in the Alicia.”

  46. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Westfield Parramatta
    Turd Ferguson
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    I come here for pics of celebrities etc, not screen caps of Animal Planet’s “Finding Bigfoot”.

  47. Carrot Top Pissed Off Face
    Schadenfreude
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    I thnk we’d rather see The South Face.

  48. Carmen Electra Side Boob 14th Annual Latin Grammy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    There are very few women who can make the occupation of “starlet” into a long & prosperous career. Carmen is one of them.

  49. Phil Collins Disney Musical Tarzan Premiere
    Fresco
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    Why do old people wear huge eyeglasses? A mystery.

  50. Jonah Hill Late Show With David Letterman
    Mohawk Disco
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    Dave liked me. He gave me ice cream. He said I can call him Dave. And he liked me.

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