The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.2.12

November 2nd, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.

So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that

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  1. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    BenDoverman
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    Always disguised as tech support, change it up my Indian nigga!

  2. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
    1NDUN
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    Thus began the Australian invasion of the Monkfish.

  3. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    lori
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    You don’t need to look too closely to see the inbreeding — the almost crossed-eyes, and the stupid, hunched, furtive looking humanoid that is the signature of the Bush clan.

    • What is the deal with everyone thinking this girl is related to george? it’s not like it’s a really uncommon name or anything.

  4. terry

    Told you to clean that pootang bitch!

  5. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    She’s got her hand holding her like a ‘six pack’ of beer………

  6. Adrian Grenier Ninja Costume Halloween
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    This is not the douchebag you seek…….

  7. What an idiot

    Does Sophie Turner do anything else besides show off her ass? Does she have a job? Granted, it’s a nice ass, but what does she do for money? Is she pulling a lohan (sucking off rich dudes for entry into clubs & fashion shows)? Or is she pulling a Victoria Silversted (whoring herself out at $40k/night)?

  8. Slash Perla Hudson Cleavage Zombie Costume Halloween
    mbcl
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    Finally Slash took his make-up off.

  9. Sharon Stone
    mbcl
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    Voted ‘Queen of the Bag Ladies’

  10. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    cannon
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    wow lots of snide hateful comments on this site. nice.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    Chicken Ala Kinky
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    I’d still hit it

  12. Sharon Stone
    Schmidtler
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    Nice to see she’s doing her part for the environment by recycling the turkey waddle skin her plastic surgeon removed from her neck into a purse and gloves.

  13. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    This is why I come here – it’s just so classy and refined.

  14. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    Jerkposter
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    Fuck breezy.

  15. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    Oscar
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    I would like to kilol these SOB

  16. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    Bigalkie
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    Time for the daily inspiration.

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