Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of
evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.
So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that…
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