Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.
So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that…
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Playboy airbrush? Pfft! Puh-leease.
Reverse oreo……..and I want to lick the middle out
Ah, yesssah!
George Bush got something right.
Not related
Looks like he may actually hit something tonite.
Poor girl. Her life is completely fucked.
stitching a satin logo on a mumu doesn’t mean it’s not a mumu
I’m not gay. At all. But if I were…
Makes a lovely drag queen.
Slash should wear that makeup on stage all the time. He looks awesome.
In mom jeans and a sweatshirt this chick would be smokin’
“But Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver!”
You know what he’s thinking…..”Yup, I will be putting my own brand of curry on that shit later!”
More fiber dude.
If she’s not pregnant, WTF. If she is pregnant…WTF?
Cinders and ashes! Lady Hatt forgot her undergarments!
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
Is Tiggers are wonderful things,
Their tops are made out of douchebags,
Their bottoms are made out of… the same thing.
She just douched with Summer Breeze
Kendall hasn’t yet realized that it is Stockholm Syndrome she is suffering from.
I pity that girl. Her clan and gender = inevitable public abasement & doom
I read this first as “public basement” and still thought it was acceptable somehow.
Stacy London has really let herself go.
Fashion tip: If your “beard”just makes it look like you forgot to wash your face, then shave that shit off.
normally that is good advice, however, Douchenozzle here is at a probation hearing, and needed to cover up his “I kill Judges” and graphic post beating pic of Rhianna neck tattoos.
Its cute how they all dressed up as Courtney Stodden for halloween.
That’s right Shaun, no mask needed.
Imagine how much money she’s going to make now the hot one is old enough.
Is she the hot one. Because I see nothing “hot” on her. She looks like a broom in yellow decoration in this photo.
Who’d have thought that being too fat to fly could relaunch your career?
Steven… what was that song of yours I liked… oh yeah… Dream On.
Damn, I guess Lolita was a long time ago.
I can’t tell if the chick on the left is in a costume or not.
Kendall, you haven’t pimped out yet. There’s still time to make a break for it.
So her Halloween costume is the dude who had Kuato inside of him?
“So, I wonder whose dick you have to suck to get *this* award, heh.”
“One step ahead of you.”
Jodie Foster is this year’s recipient, so I doubt there was any sucking…of any dick, anyway.
I see London.
I see France.
I see EVERY little thing,
and it can’t be unseen.
“Ack! I think my tampon is falling out!”
At least you got one thumbs up
I get it, he’s a douche bag dressed like Tigger.
Dude looks like a lady, who had a stroke.
This chick gets prettier each time I see her.
This chick is pretty damn hot. I approve.
And not a single upskirt. Happy Hallowe’en my ass.
Jesus Kim! Stop spitting that stuff on the sidewalk.
“Hey, Kendra, what’re you up to?”
“Oh, you know, just buying some meth so I can go back to my trailer, lock myself in the back, and freebase all night while my children run around naked on our astroturf lawn… Nothing too crazy”
“…uh…”
Forget government programs and all that shit; our financial resources should be dedicated solely towards creating and distributing a Maria Menounos sex tape.
Photo boy, the story’s on the left
Agreed. I want this to develop into a “This Is Brad Pitt’s Assistant”-style three-day obsession.
It’s been weeks and I’m still obsessing. Who is she?
Is this what Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter character is going to look like in a few decades?
She should have a chin fight with Reese Witherspoon.
I’d put up a bet, but only if it’s to the death.
Now that’s n’ice!
“Honey get out of the way the nice men want to take mommy’s picture…I SAID MOVE!”
I knew Debby Harry had been making the rounds again lately, but never seen her pole dancing before.
In the thumbnail it looked like Oprah in a cut away top. Now I’m disappointed.
Can we say that again? I though it was Tegro.
Best comment of the day.