The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.2.12

November 2nd, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.

So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
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    Playboy airbrush? Pfft! Puh-leease.

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Reverse oreo……..and I want to lick the middle out

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress
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    Ah, yesssah!

  4. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    George Bush got something right.

  5. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Butt Tight Jeans House Hunting
    Joe
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    Looks like he may actually hit something tonite.

  6. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Joe
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    Poor girl. Her life is completely fucked.

  7. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
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    stitching a satin logo on a mumu doesn’t mean it’s not a mumu

  8. Matt Bomer Grey Beard The Heiress Opening Night Broadway
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    I’m not gay. At all. But if I were…

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    Makes a lovely drag queen.

  10. Slash Perla Hudson Cleavage Zombie Costume Halloween
    DeucePickle
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    Slash should wear that makeup on stage all the time. He looks awesome.

  11. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    In mom jeans and a sweatshirt this chick would be smokin’

  12. Sharon Stone
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    “But Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver!”

  13. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    You know what he’s thinking…..”Yup, I will be putting my own brand of curry on that shit later!”

  14. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
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    More fiber dude.

  15. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    If she’s not pregnant, WTF. If she is pregnant…WTF?

  16. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    Joe
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    Cinders and ashes! Lady Hatt forgot her undergarments!

  17. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
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    The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
    Is Tiggers are wonderful things,
    Their tops are made out of douchebags,
    Their bottoms are made out of… the same thing.

  18. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
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    She just douched with Summer Breeze

  19. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Jade
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    Kendall hasn’t yet realized that it is Stockholm Syndrome she is suffering from.

  20. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I pity that girl. Her clan and gender = inevitable public abasement & doom

  21. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    GLT
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    Stacy London has really let herself go.

  22. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    JC
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    Fashion tip: If your “beard”just makes it look like you forgot to wash your face, then shave that shit off.

    • Schmidtler

      normally that is good advice, however, Douchenozzle here is at a probation hearing, and needed to cover up his “I kill Judges” and graphic post beating pic of Rhianna neck tattoos.

  23. The Saturdays Slutty Devil Costumes Halloween
    Jade
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    Its cute how they all dressed up as Courtney Stodden for halloween.

  24. Shaun White Mermaid Costume Halloween
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    That’s right Shaun, no mask needed.

  25. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    Imagine how much money she’s going to make now the hot one is old enough.

  26. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    Jade
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    Who’d have thought that being too fat to fly could relaunch your career?

  27. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
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    Steven… what was that song of yours I liked… oh yeah… Dream On.

  28. Dominique Swain Midriff Katy Perry Halloween Costume
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    Damn, I guess Lolita was a long time ago.

  29. Dominique Swain Midriff Katy Perry Halloween Costume
    Jade
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    I can’t tell if the chick on the left is in a costume or not.

  30. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    cc
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    Kendall, you haven’t pimped out yet. There’s still time to make a break for it.

  31. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    JC
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    So her Halloween costume is the dude who had Kuato inside of him?

  32. Kristen Stewart Bitchface Simon Baker Cecil B. DeMille Award Recipient Annoncement For 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Josephus
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    “So, I wonder whose dick you have to suck to get *this* award, heh.”

    “One step ahead of you.”

  33. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Jade
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    I see London.
    I see France.
    I see EVERY little thing,
    and it can’t be unseen.

  34. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
    Jade
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    “Ack! I think my tampon is falling out!”

  35. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
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    I get it, he’s a douche bag dressed like Tigger.

  36. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    your mom
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    Dude looks like a lady, who had a stroke.

  37. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    Jade
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    This chick gets prettier each time I see her.

  38. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    This chick is pretty damn hot. I approve.

  39. The Saturdays Slutty Devil Costumes Halloween
    cc
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    And not a single upskirt. Happy Hallowe’en my ass.

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
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    Jesus Kim! Stop spitting that stuff on the sidewalk.

  41. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    diego
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    “Hey, Kendra, what’re you up to?”
    “Oh, you know, just buying some meth so I can go back to my trailer, lock myself in the back, and freebase all night while my children run around naked on our astroturf lawn… Nothing too crazy”
    “…uh…”

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress
    Sabado Gigante
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    Forget government programs and all that shit; our financial resources should be dedicated solely towards creating and distributing a Maria Menounos sex tape.

  43. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
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    Photo boy, the story’s on the left

  44. Sharon Stone
    Jade
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    Is this what Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter character is going to look like in a few decades?

  45. Dominique Swain Midriff Katy Perry Halloween Costume
    1NDUN
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    She should have a chin fight with Reese Witherspoon.

  46. Kimberley Garner Cleavage Legs Ice Skating
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    Now that’s n’ice!

  47. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    “Honey get out of the way the nice men want to take mommy’s picture…I SAID MOVE!”

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
    Contusion
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    I knew Debby Harry had been making the rounds again lately, but never seen her pole dancing before.

  49. Craig Robinson Halloween Costume
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    In the thumbnail it looked like Oprah in a cut away top. Now I’m disappointed.

  50. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
    1NDUN
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    Can we say that again? I though it was Tegro.

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