The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.2.12

November 2nd, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.

So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that

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  1. Kimberley Garner Cleavage Legs Ice Skating
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    And yet she probably wears a scarf when it’s 100 degrees out…

  2. Sharon Stone
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    Miss Havisham?

  3. Aziz Ansari Random See Through Shirt Chick
    B&WMinstrel
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    There’s a thin line between cool and coolie

    • OMG. That’s fucking racist. I didn’t even know Americans knew that term.

      • SexJihaad9/11

        Keep your panties on. I’m Indian and I LOLed.

      • @SexJihaad9/11: I wasn’t offended by it. I was just surprised that Americans knew that term. I thought it was only used in the Caribbean and maybe India. So you keep your panties on, or if you’re a woman, take them off.

      • Americans often used that term for the Chinese immigrants that worked in the gold fields and railroads way back in the 1850s. Not sure who else uses it but America might have exported the term. It also might be an imported British colonial term. Either way the comment reminded me of the term and I am going to give it a test run on some yellow and brown friends. Wish me luck.

      • B&WMinstrel

        Maybe stick with yellow and brown… and make sure you just say ‘Hi yellow’ to the yellow ones

  4. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    cc
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    So her Hallowe’en costume was a sluttily dressed high school girl doing a class presentation on female emancipation? Geez.

  5. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
    Smapdi
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    Taking a dump won’t make you less full of crap, Christopher.

  6. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Next lot from my collection: Young supple teenager. Bidding starts at 1,500.

  7. Sharon Stone
    B&WMinstrel
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    I bet they wolfed down the lunch

  8. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Butt Tight Jeans House Hunting
    cc
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    He should really have done that to Sophie Turner instead. Fool.

  9. Adrian Grenier Ninja Costume Halloween
    GLT
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    The douche is strong with this one.

  10. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    JPC
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    I see he went with his formal hockey jersey…… I guess he still hasn’t figured out that hockey jerseys don’t hide the fact that you’re fat.

  11. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    Smapdi
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    You look a little worn out, Kevin. Go have a snack.

  12. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    “Oh my Gawd! Do I have cum breath?”

  13. The Saturdays Slutty Devil Costumes Halloween
    DeucePickle
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    Who the fuck are the Saturdays ?

  14. Dominique Swain Midriff Katy Perry Halloween Costume
    Smapdi
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    I see nobody told Swain that its Halloween.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
    cc
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    I am calling someone at The Hague immediately.

  16. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Butt Tight Jeans House Hunting
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    A third baseman on his way to third base.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    Grandma????

  18. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
    henry hill
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    i wonder if he has a whole closet of identical hockey jerseys or does he just wear the same one every day?

  19. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
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    Nice straps Orville Douchenbacher.

  20. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
    B&WMinstrel
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    Remember books? They’re like Kindles made out of paper

  21. Kristen Stewart Bitchface Simon Baker Cecil B. DeMille Award Recipient Annoncement For 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Smapdi
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    “I wonder if she’s a director?” thinks Kristen, “And if her car has a front seat?”

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    Forever Crazy? Too bad it wasn’t Forever Beautiful.

  23. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    Purse in one hand… Kendall in the other… the lady likes to keep her money close.

  24. Adrian Grenier Ninja Costume Halloween
    Ladypants
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    I think next year he should dress up as someone with a relevant career.

  25. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
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    When she asked “how do these lip stickers look”, at least ONE person should have had the nerve to say “like open sores”

  26. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
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    Yeah, fuck you Southwest Airlines. You should equip all your planes with seats the size of piano cases. How dare you discriminate against large people?

  27. Chris Brown Smirking Probation Progress Hearing
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    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…

  28. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    henry hill
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    i’m waiting for her new show, “divorcing reality” coming this fall on E!

  29. David Beckham Stretching
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    “So then I said ‘Victoria, you wanted tea? Here’s the bag!’”

  30. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    henry hill
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    i’m waiting for her new show, “divorced from reality” coming this fall on E!

  31. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    Jack Ketch
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    Ugh :P

  32. Steven Tyler Fur Coat
    Ladypants
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    Not pictured: Dalmatians

  33. Sharon Stone
    Smapdi
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    Best of luck at pinochle.

  34. Kendall Jenner Tight Minidress Kris Jenner Cleavage
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    Next up on the auction block, ‘Kendall’…now she’s no Ken doll, she’s 16 years old, long, lean and ready to make that career breaking sex tape. Come on, let’s get those bids going before daddy realizes she’s gone. Do I hear $50…

  35. Shaun White Mermaid Costume Halloween
    henry hill
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    he must get tired of being carrot top every year, or is it carrot top who dresses as shawn white?

  36. Matt Bomer Grey Beard The Heiress Opening Night Broadway
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    Wally Cleaver with a pedo beard.

  37. Craig Robinson Halloween Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    Some parties you have to clean up after and some you have to fumigate

  38. Shaun White Mermaid Costume Halloween
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    He’s a much hotter mermaid than Kim Kardouchian!

  39. David Beckham Stretching
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    “…yeah, I’m tellin ya mate, don’t never let herbalife get on yer nutsak”

  40. Sophia Bush Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    Maroon 5.

    LOL

  41. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
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    *queef*

  42. Adrian Grenier Ninja Costume Halloween
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    Please be at Seppuku practice

  43. Kendra Wilkinson No Make Up
    DeucePickle
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    Did anyone ever end up making that make-up applicator that was a shotgun that Homer Simpson invented ? We could use that right about now.

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Onstage Crazy Horse
    Cock Dr
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    This is not her best look.

  45. Kimberley Garner Cleavage Legs Ice Skating
    Jack Ketch
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    Bad boob job. Bad.

  46. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
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    Ohhhhhhhh…the wonderful thing about Tiggers are…are…are…I got nothin’

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tank Top
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    What, my mom is now pimping our my sister instead of me?! That Bitch! Quick, get me a black guy and a camera.

  48. Sophie Monk Legs Nomad Two Worlds Book Launch
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    It kind of defeats the whole “Silent, but Deadly” thing.

  49. Kevin Smith Fat Bloated Red Face Hitchcock Premiere
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    Still a big fan of Smodcastle fries I see. Or is that Whitecastle? Whatever… he’s fat.

  50. Breckin Meyer Tigger Costume Halloween
    DeucePickle
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    Smokin’s what Tiggerths do bethst !

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