Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which again has tons of evidence that this is the only holiday where it’s socially acceptable for women to dress like prostitutes, except for Veteran’s Day at Fish’s house because the man is a true patriot adorable Halloween pics. But outside of what seems like the week of never-ending Halloween parties, we’ve also got Chris Brown clearly feeling the wrath of the California penal system, Alex Rodriguez thinking “Has this dude been skipping squat sets? Unacceptable,” Kevin Smith, who just realized he forgot to put some hard candy in his pockets before leaving the house, and finally, why being Aziz Ansari is awesome, and why being Breckin Meyer is not.
So, remember that scene at the end of Taken, with the yacht full of rich men bidding on underage sex slaves? I don’t know why I just thought of that…
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And yet she probably wears a scarf when it’s 100 degrees out…
Lol, doesn’t it look like she’s doing a Michael Jackson dance move
Miss Havisham?
There’s a thin line between cool and coolie
OMG. That’s fucking racist. I didn’t even know Americans knew that term.
Keep your panties on. I’m Indian and I LOLed.
@SexJihaad9/11: I wasn’t offended by it. I was just surprised that Americans knew that term. I thought it was only used in the Caribbean and maybe India. So you keep your panties on, or if you’re a woman, take them off.
Americans often used that term for the Chinese immigrants that worked in the gold fields and railroads way back in the 1850s. Not sure who else uses it but America might have exported the term. It also might be an imported British colonial term. Either way the comment reminded me of the term and I am going to give it a test run on some yellow and brown friends. Wish me luck.
Maybe stick with yellow and brown… and make sure you just say ‘Hi yellow’ to the yellow ones
So her Hallowe’en costume was a sluttily dressed high school girl doing a class presentation on female emancipation? Geez.
Taking a dump won’t make you less full of crap, Christopher.
Next lot from my collection: Young supple teenager. Bidding starts at 1,500.
I bet they wolfed down the lunch
He should really have done that to Sophie Turner instead. Fool.
The douche is strong with this one.
I see he went with his formal hockey jersey…… I guess he still hasn’t figured out that hockey jerseys don’t hide the fact that you’re fat.
You look a little worn out, Kevin. Go have a snack.
“Oh my Gawd! Do I have cum breath?”
Who the fuck are the Saturdays ?
They have tits.
Mini boobies.
Good enough
I see nobody told Swain that its Halloween.
I am calling someone at The Hague immediately.
A third baseman on his way to third base.
Grandma????
i wonder if he has a whole closet of identical hockey jerseys or does he just wear the same one every day?
Nice straps Orville Douchenbacher.
Remember books? They’re like Kindles made out of paper
“I wonder if she’s a director?” thinks Kristen, “And if her car has a front seat?”
Damn! Thought I’d do that ’til I scrolled down ;-)
Forever Crazy? Too bad it wasn’t Forever Beautiful.
Purse in one hand… Kendall in the other… the lady likes to keep her money close.
I think next year he should dress up as someone with a relevant career.
When she asked “how do these lip stickers look”, at least ONE person should have had the nerve to say “like open sores”
Holy shit, I couldn’t keep my finger steady on the laptop touchpad with how I was laughing. (But that Bob Kane thing still wins this week.)
Yeah, fuck you Southwest Airlines. You should equip all your planes with seats the size of piano cases. How dare you discriminate against large people?
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
i’m waiting for her new show, “divorcing reality” coming this fall on E!
“So then I said ‘Victoria, you wanted tea? Here’s the bag!’”
Nice!
i’m waiting for her new show, “divorced from reality” coming this fall on E!
goddammit.
Ugh :P
Not pictured: Dalmatians
Best of luck at pinochle.
Next up on the auction block, ‘Kendall’…now she’s no Ken doll, she’s 16 years old, long, lean and ready to make that career breaking sex tape. Come on, let’s get those bids going before daddy realizes she’s gone. Do I hear $50…
You rock McFeely! Hilarious!!
You could swap out “career” with “bone” and still be on the money.
he must get tired of being carrot top every year, or is it carrot top who dresses as shawn white?
Wally Cleaver with a pedo beard.
Some parties you have to clean up after and some you have to fumigate
He’s a much hotter mermaid than Kim Kardouchian!
“…yeah, I’m tellin ya mate, don’t never let herbalife get on yer nutsak”
Maroon 5.
LOL
I was gonna say the same thing! Ha! Fuckin’ Maroon 5.
*queef*
Please be at Seppuku practice
I think it might be sudoku practice. :D
Did anyone ever end up making that make-up applicator that was a shotgun that Homer Simpson invented ? We could use that right about now.
Pretty sure that Florida Secretary of State what’s-her-face from the 2000 election recount has one at home.
This is not her best look.
Bad boob job. Bad.
who gets a boob job that leaves their tits still looking so small. I never understood that.
Ohhhhhhhh…the wonderful thing about Tiggers are…are…are…I got nothin’
What, my mom is now pimping our my sister instead of me?! That Bitch! Quick, get me a black guy and a camera.
It kind of defeats the whole “Silent, but Deadly” thing.
Still a big fan of Smodcastle fries I see. Or is that Whitecastle? Whatever… he’s fat.
Smokin’s what Tiggerths do bethst !
Damnit, Deuce! I’m trying not to laugh and wake my kids.
Too awesome.