Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.
Sloppy, just sloppy,
- The Superficial
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| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
“OK, fine! Go get the garden hose and I’ll prove it!”
“Someone get one of those white lollipops from Fran Drescher, give it to Kim, then tell her to go the fuck home.”
Oh look! It’s Fido’s ass. Oops, it’s actually AnnaLynne McCord and she just LOOKS like Fido’s ass.
I really can’t stand this woman and her breast implants…I just wish she wasn’t so damn cute and her tits didn’t look so damned yummy!
i told you..i DO NOT have botox!!!!!
omg the hair is out of control!
the old walk of shame…… out of the cemitery!
granny nanny can still suck a duck
why is it so difficult to be a tastfull old lady these days?
She looked at me with a glare as sharp as her chin.
“He’s looking at me like I’m the last doughnut in the box.”
Where’re the captions on the mobile site?!?
vodka plz.
looking like Stan laurel
No one is going to Nathalie Wood me, mothafuckas!
It’s good that Christopher Walken is trying to lay low until this whole Natalie Wood thing blows over.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HOT!!!!!!
NOT!!!!
She looks like Kathleen Turner when she started getting fat and ugly.
Serial Mom. First thing that popped in my head.
Hey! It’s the average-looking chick who always dies first in Final Destination!
what a cunty expression on her face!
Woof.
If I stopped dyeing my hair, stopped washing my hair, stopped trimming my hair, and then slept on it wrong, it would look like that. Seems like an awful lot of effort and suffering, Paz, is this really what you wanted to achieve?
The real hero’s of Hollywood is the makeup artist.
besides all the obvious things wrong, her features (individually) aren’t all that bad. she should work on highlighting her tiny, squinty eyes. and the yellow bags under her eyes – is that really jaundice or some cheap shitty bronzer?
Her breasts are modelled after Homer Simpson’s eyes.
coke head fucking some fat ass hollywood douche bag.
wow, so some women really DO need makeup
So this was the thing swinging around the hammer at the end of “Quarantine”!
On the bright side. I felt the series was far better than both movies – although the first movie was OK.
Yes – it IS funny – but be grateful you don’t have satellite – when they syndicated there was about 6 months there where four different cable channel were running SATC at the same time.
Giggity Giggity!
She was pretty hilarious in “No Strings Attached”… and I like her fresh-faced, no/little makeup look. I bet she’s a pretty cool girl.
Hah!! Poor man’s Don Dra… wait.
she was sexier pre-cancer.
Sorry Reege, I had chili beans for lunch.
This photo is way more hilarious now that it comes right after the JNL wet booty shot. I feel like I just got caught staring at a chicks ass by my wife.
well this was random… has Robin moved on yet btw? she’s so run-of-the-mill mixed black chick…. he can do better… eh, maybe she’s fun… meh
Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon.
Giant chemical balls, per the good Mr. David
Holy shit! Regis is a midget! I mean, little person.
Usher? He looks more like Janitor to me.