The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.18.11

November 18th, 2011 // 528 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.

Sloppy, just sloppy,

- The Superficial

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  1. Fran Drescher Lollipop
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    “OK, fine! Go get the garden hose and I’ll prove it!”

  2. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
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    “Someone get one of those white lollipops from Fran Drescher, give it to Kim, then tell her to go the fuck home.”

  3. AnnaLynne McCord
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    Oh look! It’s Fido’s ass. Oops, it’s actually AnnaLynne McCord and she just LOOKS like Fido’s ass.

  4. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    I really can’t stand this woman and her breast implants…I just wish she wasn’t so damn cute and her tits didn’t look so damned yummy!

  5. Reese Witherspoon
    me
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    i told you..i DO NOT have botox!!!!!

  6. Penn Badgley Scarf
    me
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    omg the hair is out of control!

  7. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    me
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    the old walk of shame…… out of the cemitery!

  8. Fran Drescher Lollipop
    me
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    granny nanny can still suck a duck

  9. Donatella Versace
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    why is it so difficult to be a tastfull old lady these days?

  10. Reese Witherspoon
    Codot
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    She looked at me with a glare as sharp as her chin.

  11. Luke Wilson Fat Face
    Codot
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    “He’s looking at me like I’m the last doughnut in the box.”

  12. Young

    Where’re the captions on the mobile site?!?

  13. AnnaLynne McCord
    thin lizzie
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    vodka plz.

  14. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    stevebeagle
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    looking like Stan laurel

  15. Anna Paquin Halter Top
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    No one is going to Nathalie Wood me, mothafuckas!

  16. Reese Witherspoon
    Jezebel
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    It’s good that Christopher Walken is trying to lay low until this whole Natalie Wood thing blows over.

  17. AnnaLynne McCord
    little turtle head
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    ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HOT!!!!!!

  18. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
    Chauncy
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    She looks like Kathleen Turner when she started getting fat and ugly.

  19. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    AtomicMug
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    Hey! It’s the average-looking chick who always dies first in Final Destination!

  20. Reese Witherspoon
    boingo
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    what a cunty expression on her face!

  21. Lake Bell Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Woof.

  22. Paz De La Huerta
    CranAppleSnapple
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    If I stopped dyeing my hair, stopped washing my hair, stopped trimming my hair, and then slept on it wrong, it would look like that. Seems like an awful lot of effort and suffering, Paz, is this really what you wanted to achieve?

  23. lkl

    The real hero’s of Hollywood is the makeup artist.

  24. Paz De La Huerta
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    besides all the obvious things wrong, her features (individually) aren’t all that bad. she should work on highlighting her tiny, squinty eyes. and the yellow bags under her eyes – is that really jaundice or some cheap shitty bronzer?

  25. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    Her breasts are modelled after Homer Simpson’s eyes.

  26. Paz De La Huerta
    Terry
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    coke head fucking some fat ass hollywood douche bag.

  27. Reese Witherspoon
    Lisa
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    wow, so some women really DO need makeup

  28. Paz De La Huerta
    schaft
    Commented on this photo:

    So this was the thing swinging around the hammer at the end of “Quarantine”!

  29. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
    BE
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    On the bright side. I felt the series was far better than both movies – although the first movie was OK.
    Yes – it IS funny – but be grateful you don’t have satellite – when they syndicated there was about 6 months there where four different cable channel were running SATC at the same time.

  30. Luke Wilson Fat Face
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    Giggity Giggity!

  31. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    She was pretty hilarious in “No Strings Attached”… and I like her fresh-faced, no/little makeup look. I bet she’s a pretty cool girl.

  32. Jon Hamm Scarf
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    Hah!! Poor man’s Don Dra… wait.

  33. Fran Drescher Lollipop
    noodle
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    she was sexier pre-cancer.

  34. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
    Crankybitch
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    Sorry Reege, I had chili beans for lunch.

  35. Reese Witherspoon
    Bob
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    This photo is way more hilarious now that it comes right after the JNL wet booty shot. I feel like I just got caught staring at a chicks ass by my wife.

  36. Paula Patton Side Boob
    gigi
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    well this was random… has Robin moved on yet btw? she’s so run-of-the-mill mixed black chick…. he can do better… eh, maybe she’s fun… meh

  37. Reese Witherspoon
    Ticonderoga
    Commented on this photo:

    Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon.

  38. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    gigi
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    Giant chemical balls, per the good Mr. David

  39. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
    Queen
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit! Regis is a midget! I mean, little person.

  40. Usher Bowtie Pencils Of Promise
    HumbugerHelper
    Commented on this photo:

    Usher? He looks more like Janitor to me.

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