Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.
Sloppy, just sloppy,
- The Superficial
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| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
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| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
…On their way to a Lemon party!
Jeezus…is he just out of bed from a bad case of flu?
If you look closely, you’ll see a little jar of Vick’s Vaporub in his pocket.
I think this is the first pic of him I’ve EVER seen where he’s looked like (death warmed over) bad. Must be sick.
That is one fucked up sexy marching band.
I think I need help. She has skin like John Boehner and I’m still attracted to her.
Ms. Bell meet Mr. Ding-Dong.
Face de laHurtya appears in an HBO series. That’s all she needs to appear in, thanks.
Sometimes the paparazzi shoots Reese…sometimes she shoots them…yeeeaaaaahhhhh!
Your damn right I’m f***ing serious! come at me bro!!!
Shoes?
http://cdn.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/FP_8177798_VergaraSofia_Miami_BRJ_111711.jpg
Towering black pumps, the safe vanilla choice.
Thanks TomFrank…you are berry berry good to me.
Is she going to bare her sad little titties all through this show too?
Seniors and their “support hose”.
Bless.
“Someone smells stinky! oh, it’s me…”
“Looks like this wood”—puts on sunglasses—”didn’t float.”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
+2
HOLY shit. +20
Did Robert Davi have a sex change operation?
Ah, the rare inside-sideboob. You don’t often see these in the wild.
“Insideboob”?
Date chicks with bigger tits, McFeely if you don’t see this regularly.
Looks like a scene from dumb and dumber
Usher might be dyslexic. When he read the invitation he completely missed the letters C and L in “pencils.”
Now you’ve done it, looks like she’s gonna chin whip some poor fool unconscious.
You’d be sad too if your face was melting.
I’m in the process of watching the entire “Sex in the City” series for the first time. Kim Catrall does NOT look like this in any of the episodes.
Why doesn’t Sarah Jessica Parker ever reveal her tits on that show? Something wrong with them? Too good for her while her costars let it all hang out?
Well, what you’re watching started over 13 years ago. And it’s my understanding that SJP had a no-nudity clause.
SJP had a no-nudity court order.
‘I’m in the process of watching the entire “Sex in the City” series for the first time’
You are watching the entire series? Voluntarily?
+1 MFS
There are some laughs….and some fabulous shoes.
It’s dark here at 5:00PM…. strange things will get thrown into the NetFlix queue over the next couple months.
She was a producer on “Sex and the City” (the show & films) and the show’s creator pushed for her to be on the show. So she doesn’t need to show her stuff.
And if you take into consideration it’s supposed to be all a fantasy, it’s a funny show.
There are easier ways to confirm you’re gay.
i thought cock dr was a lady?
I LOVE Sex and the City. The first three seasons are the best. It’s a female thing. Just deal with it. I vow to NEVER make a boyfriend watch it with me, okay?
Where have you been for the last decade? On the moon?
SJP refused to bare anything. All four actresses had no hair and wardrobe control so SJP would wear her bra regardless of what they made her wear – that’s how the practice of just showing your bra under anything and everything started – a lot of women worshiped this series. Sad, because in real life the four of them would have died from AIDS, been raped, murdered or jailed.
If you choose to watch the movies, I feel obligated to warn you NOT to watch SATC-2 – seriously, that’s two plus hours of my life I’ll NEVER get back and wish I could. Calling it idiotic is a kindness. And I have to add that one can tell that the foursome knew it was a dog and couldn’t hide it in their acting. It also semed like they were trying to make Catrall look hideous.
As for Catrall, embracing the stereotype of her Samantha role – doesn’t appear to be working that well for her. This is just another photo of her where’s she’s smiling but still looks sad…
1st – We haven’t been under a big rock; we don’t have cable. We just aren’t that interested in “TV”. The internet is the thing in my household.
2nd – I did it all wrong RE: watching the series. I watched the movies first when they were released on DVD.
The shows have their moments if you can and WANT to buy into the fantasy NY NY lifestyle; am about to finish up the final season and then I’ll watch the 1st movie again. Yes, that 2nd movie was big budget dreadful.
IMO all four of the lady leads are excellent comedic actresses. The woman up above has made me LOL a lot over the last couple weeks.
Reese’s version of the opening paragraph of The Three Little Pigs:
The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.
The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.
The third little pig built his house out of bricks.
One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said “Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chinny chinny chin chin chin”, said the little pig.
Young and lovely as ever…
What kind of health insurance covers new boobs, but not dental? OBAMA!!!!
You can throw all the film roles and buckets of money at the Wilson brothers, but I still got a feeling Uncle-Daddy and Sister-Momma shouldn’t have birthed ‘em.
Is there a name for this look, other than ‘shit’.
Mick? Mick Jagger, is that really you?
She’s got the moves like Jagger…she’s got the face like Jagger…she’s got the faaaaaaace like Jagger!
That ponytail is ideally located…
Clearly Andy Cunanan whacked the wrong Versace.
Clearly Andy Cunanan whacked the wrong Versace brother.
Fixed.
“C’mon, let’s get you back to The 21 Club before they notice one of their lawn jockeys is missing.”
Love the reference! Wait, TomFrank, are you from New York?
Has that gone unmentioned all this time? Yes.
GQ Man of the Year? Did she win?
Is this supposed to be a good look? Misses by a mile.
‘Y&J Multiplicity by Robert Verdi Jewelry Collection’
Slogan: If you want to look like a busted celebrity.
“Why do people always insist on giving me things to stick in my mouth? I just don’t get it! Why, just the other day I—mrpphh!mumbmumb-snrk-gbrt…”
I have to laugh.
Bet he didn’t wash his hands either…
Okay, who is this and why should I…forget that, I see why I should care, but who is this?
She’s wearing a “novelty t-shirt” under that dress, right? Right?
Unless this is the opening shot in a new DP video I ain’t interested.
You know how I know you’re not gay, Jon Hamm? Because you wore that scarf with that suit.
Calling it quits at 3 pm?
Why oh WHY did Iggy Pop get hair extensions???
They just age him, man!
Oh, this is unfortunate, I’ve seen her photograph much bett…*scrolls down*…oh, um, did I say unfortunate? Never mind.
Okay Kendra here’s a tip, you know you’ve shot your face too full of Botox when even your butthole loses it’s wrinkles.
It wants its precious!
“It was three years ago that I first met a very talented young man named Justin Bieber. And that’s when I was introduced to Pencils of Promise.”
He can still remember how Justin’s “promise ring” gripped him like a vise.
Wait, who said that?!? My scarf is metro, ok, not gay!
Nice palm warmers.
I bet she smells like bacon-flavored lube.
I like her, but I can’t stop myself from thinking that at this GQ Men of the Year party, she was the consolation prize for the runners-up.
White Chicks II has started shooting.
This is weird, but when I looked at her face, the phrase “Fatty Liver” came to mind.
If I ever see her in person, I’m going to call her Fatty Liver.
Too funny!
“Hello, Fatty Liver!”
Actually, you need to learn how to say it in Italian, otherwise she won’t understand, think you said something sweet, and will come over to give you a hug and a big kiss.
YOIKS!!!