Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.
Sloppy, just sloppy,
- The Superficial