Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.
Sloppy, just sloppy,
- The Superficial
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I’ve heard about being ethnically diverse, but never planetary diversity. If I were her parents, I would have been checking the backyard for crop circles.
I appreciate cleavage more than most people, but those cantaloupes look like they’re being tortured.
The definition of what’s gay has just been advanced a little bit.
Don’t make her break out the chin!
It looks like she got an entire mouth transplant. From someone much bigger than she is.
Males have bigger mouths than females.
FURP!
This is the sexy finisher? Fuckers.
Those are some nice cans.
You’re late for your shift, pretty boy.
“JOHN, JOHN … sign my desk calendar!”
I bet at least one of them pops out if she sneezes. A bit like the scene from alien but more saline-y.
I honestly think if she sneezed, they’d explode.
“You’d better not be jerking me around! Where’s your pot of gold?”
She should carry her own paper bags, just as a courtesy.
That is one handsome woman.
More like “Being at Wendy’s”.Amirite?
If you’re going to wear the scarf, at least look like you give a shit about it.
“But then you’d think I’m gay!” – Penn Badgley
She’d be fun on a desert island for about 36 hours, then the mustache and sideburns would start to take over.
I think she looks lovely actually. Its her accent, that brings the comedy for me.
That hairball has been lodged in there for years. Maybe now she has a chance of talking normal.
Gross.
“Chapter 3, Fellatio as a Career Builder.”
so Spanx makes pants now?
Turtle power!
Was she the one with the nun-chucks or the bow staff ?
We’ll never know until she reveals the color of her eyeband.
Mickey Rourke lost a lot of weight!
I think I might like the new uniforms on the Star Trek re-boot.
would LOVE to put some pork in that kosher vag.
See what happens when you stick your head in a beehive?
And if you leave it in there for 20 minutes, you get Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Yeah, because when i think of Kendra Wilkinson,I think of abs.
Outriggers.
“So,do I like drink it or rub it on my stomach?”
“Don’t drink it—just shampoo!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSCPod_Khk
They look like suppositories to me.
The stuff probably works as good as taping an asprin to your forehead to get rid of a headache
“So, do I like drink it or rub it on my stomach?”
Some how I feel like she has said the same thing about jizz.
i love tits as much as the next guy, but DAMN those are some ugly kick-balls fighting to get off that chicken-chest.
“Nope…can still taste Hef.”
She’s got teeth like Nuprin – little. Yellow. Different.
Winner!
I spy an in-grown tooth 0_o
Oh, she does NOT have yellow teeth. C’mon!
Should she have those nauseating white Tic-Tacs that other celebrities have (to cover up all their decay) in her mouth?
That’s a genuine 45 RPM spinner.
its the Creature from the Black Lagoon in whiteface! nice.
Sorry Mr. Usher, there must be some mistake, but this is Pencils for Promise, not Black Microphones for Promise.
Those ponytail facelifts sure are effective.
Someone’s about to go full Kristie Alley.
One of the few actresses that puts ‘tit’ in ‘assets’.
Is there no shortage of backdrops for pointless charities?
At this point, I suspect publicists just hire monkeys to make them up. “Pencils of Promise” Really?!?
seriously Fish? this ugly trollop as the ‘multiple hot chick pics and the end of the TCWM’? ULTRA-fail.
Looks like she’s been in the Crayola box again.
McBeef, where’s your Flesh crayon?
Neon Carrot R255, G163, B67
This is hilarious!
Yeah, Im just going to say it – she has two looks. One kinda pretty and one scary as hell.
Yeah, and fortunately I don’t live with her so I don’t have to see the “scary as hell look” all the time. This is one chick who need to have makeup permanently applied.
“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!”
Uncle Buck
Samantha’s sweater probably started out white. Swaddling that baby with nicotine patches would be preferable.
Give her some mutton chops and a hat, and I’d swear it was Quint on The Orca.
Why, in the name of God, is Pete Doherty allowed around children?!?
“Babyshambles” indeed!
I’ll give Letterman credit….he’s a trooper. If the network ordered me to do what he’s doing here I would refuse.
She just got off her high horse, which explains the riding pants and the unzipped boots.
Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung!
You can say that again!
jung chi duh go-se dway