The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.18.11

November 18th, 2011 // 528 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, wait, we already did a Selena Gomez wax statue post. Goddammit, Photo Boy.

Sloppy, just sloppy,

- The Superficial

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  1. Paz De La Huerta
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    I’ve heard about being ethnically diverse, but never planetary diversity. If I were her parents, I would have been checking the backyard for crop circles.

  2. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I appreciate cleavage more than most people, but those cantaloupes look like they’re being tortured.

  3. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
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    The definition of what’s gay has just been advanced a little bit.

  4. Reese Witherspoon
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    Don’t make her break out the chin!

  5. Donatella Versace
    it had to be said
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    It looks like she got an entire mouth transplant. From someone much bigger than she is.

  6. Luke Wilson Fat Face
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    FURP!

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    This is the sexy finisher? Fuckers.

  8. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Those are some nice cans.

  9. Penn Badgley Scarf
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    You’re late for your shift, pretty boy.

  10. Jon Hamm Scarf
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    “JOHN, JOHN … sign my desk calendar!”

  11. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    I bet at least one of them pops out if she sneezes. A bit like the scene from alien but more saline-y.

  12. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
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    “You’d better not be jerking me around! Where’s your pot of gold?”

  13. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    She should carry her own paper bags, just as a courtesy.

  14. Donatella Versace
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    That is one handsome woman.

  15. Fran Drescher Lollipop
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    More like “Being at Wendy’s”.Amirite?

  16. Penn Badgley Scarf
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    If you’re going to wear the scarf, at least look like you give a shit about it.

  17. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
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    She’d be fun on a desert island for about 36 hours, then the mustache and sideburns would start to take over.

  18. Donatella Versace
    rough, rough, notoriouss
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    I think she looks lovely actually. Its her accent, that brings the comedy for me.

  19. Fran Drescher Lollipop
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    That hairball has been lodged in there for years. Maybe now she has a chance of talking normal.

  20. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Jack Ketch
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    Gross.

  21. Fran Drescher Lollipop
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    “Chapter 3, Fellatio as a Career Builder.”

  22. AnnaLynne McCord
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    so Spanx makes pants now?

  23. Donatella Versace
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    Turtle power!

  24. Donatella Versace
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    Mickey Rourke lost a lot of weight!

  25. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    I think I might like the new uniforms on the Star Trek re-boot.

  26. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
    Any Guy
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    would LOVE to put some pork in that kosher vag.

  27. Donatella Versace
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    See what happens when you stick your head in a beehive?

  28. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Yeah, because when i think of Kendra Wilkinson,I think of abs.

  29. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Outriggers.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    “So,do I like drink it or rub it on my stomach?”

  31. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    i love tits as much as the next guy, but DAMN those are some ugly kick-balls fighting to get off that chicken-chest.

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    “Nope…can still taste Hef.”

  33. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    She’s got teeth like Nuprin – little. Yellow. Different.

  34. Anna Paquin Halter Top
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    That’s a genuine 45 RPM spinner.

  35. Donatella Versace
    Any Guy
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    its the Creature from the Black Lagoon in whiteface! nice.

  36. Usher Bowtie Pencils Of Promise
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    Sorry Mr. Usher, there must be some mistake, but this is Pencils for Promise, not Black Microphones for Promise.

  37. Paula Patton Side Boob
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    Those ponytail facelifts sure are effective.

  38. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Tights
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    Someone’s about to go full Kristie Alley.

  39. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    One of the few actresses that puts ‘tit’ in ‘assets’.

  40. Usher Bowtie Pencils Of Promise
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    Is there no shortage of backdrops for pointless charities?

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    seriously Fish? this ugly trollop as the ‘multiple hot chick pics and the end of the TCWM’? ULTRA-fail.

  42. Paz De La Huerta
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like she’s been in the Crayola box again.

  43. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Yeah, Im just going to say it – she has two looks. One kinda pretty and one scary as hell.

    • Yeah, and fortunately I don’t live with her so I don’t have to see the “scary as hell look” all the time. This is one chick who need to have makeup permanently applied.

  44. Kim Cattrall Cleavage
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    “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!”

    Uncle Buck

  45. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Samantha’s sweater probably started out white. Swaddling that baby with nicotine patches would be preferable.

  46. Anna Paquin Halter Top
    Johnny Cochran's Tumor
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    Give her some mutton chops and a hat, and I’d swear it was Quint on The Orca.

  47. Samantha Ronson Holding Baby
    Johnny P!
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    Why, in the name of God, is Pete Doherty allowed around children?!?

  48. Regis Philbin David Letterman Vespa
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll give Letterman credit….he’s a trooper. If the network ordered me to do what he’s doing here I would refuse.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord
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    She just got off her high horse, which explains the riding pants and the unzipped boots.

  50. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Ruth
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    Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung!

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