The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.16.12

November 16th, 2012 // 604 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that could actually serve as a helpful Hollywood-How-To Guide, which is in no way a mildly clever conceit to couch these wild assumptions about what’s really going on in these photos:

1. How to get Jared Leto to agree to a role for no salary.
2. How to effectively utilize Kaley Cuoco to secure a Jon Hamm cameo for The Big Bang Theory.
3. How to reboot the front row experience of a Gallagher show, except instead of showering them with fruit chunks, you murder them.
4. How to bring down a passenger jet with nothing but a case of rum and butt sex.
5. How to make a game show out of revealing the number of revenge blow jobs Robert Pattinson got from Taylor Lautner. Yesterday.

How to make you all think Rita Rusic is your Final Five, then toss you a curveball that will still bang you if you hit its face until it bleeds — I AM MAKE INTERNETS GO!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bill Clinton Kevin Spacey
    Deacon Jones
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    …in every picture, there’s an Observer, saying it all with his shaved eyebrows…

  2. Lady Gaga Underwear Humping Cake Twitter
    richie
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    looks great here

  3. Daniel Craig Skyfall Australia Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    so would.

  4. Liberty Ross Cleavage Velvet Blazer
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    Ginger fan feels cheated: “There’s just a void…”

  5. Roger Moore Christina Tholstrup Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market Opening
    Jack London's sober moment
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    BYOL (bring your own livestock).

  6. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
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    Why is “Trading Places” Jamie Lee Curtis here?

  7. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Michael_D
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    NAILED IT.

  8. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Juch
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    Looks more masculine than usual.

  9. Mayra Veronica Cleavage XIII Annual Latin Grammys
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    Asymmetrical boob jobs are SO fashion forward!

  10. Liberty Ross Cleavage Velvet Blazer
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    “Look, alls I’m saying is that I have a sweet ’89 Cutlass Supreme and you should make things even with that guy…”

  11. Dakota Fanning The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 New York Screening
    Jack London's sober moment
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    KStew, when she finally starts eating something other than cock.

  12. Daniel Craig Skyfall Australia Premiere
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    With planking dying a quick death, Rajiv tries desperately to start his own new trend… phon-o-bombing.

  13. Daryl Hannah Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market Opening
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She left the Marine Corp Ball to hang out with Darryl Hannah?

  14. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
    Jack London's sober moment
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    does she ever not look vacant?

  15. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Cleavage American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation To Ben Stiller
    1NDUN
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    ‘sup yo

  16. Daniel Craig Skyfall Australia Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What have you got for me this time, Q? . . . Oh dear god. Perhaps you should delete those pictures, right quick.”

  17. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
    it had to be said
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    Poor Kristen. This is basically exactly like rape or something.

  18. Karent Sierra Cleavage XIII Annual Latin Grammys
    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    Well hello! I will be Googling you now!

  19. Rihanna Cockpit Flight 777
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    The first officer is a baller yo.

  20. Sylvester Stallone Rocky Das Musical
    it had to be said
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    Back at ya, Sly.

  21. Lady Gaga Underwear Humping Cake Twitter
    TMI
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    And this is how you get a yeast infection.

  22. Mike Tyson Day Of The Champions Speaking Tour
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    That’s right, Tyson. I got 5000 points. My fingers are faster than your fists.

  23. Daryl Hannah Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market Opening
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    Beef Strokenoff?

  24. Bill Clinton Kevin Spacey
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Probably having a drink and talking about all the chicks they’ve railed.

  25. Mike Tyson Day Of The Champions Speaking Tour
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    Of all the things I never expected to hear Mike Tyson doing, “speaking tour” is right up there.

  26. Kaley Cuoco People's Choice Awards 2013 Nominations Press Conference
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    Fish is right, Hamm could skullfuck her from Pittsburgh….

  27. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff Leather Bra
    Juch
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    Now she’s stuck wearing tops that cover up that ridiculous tattoo she got.

  28. Prince Charles Dancing Dance-O-Mat
    Meatus
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    Worst Gangnam Style ever.

  29. Kaley Cuoco People's Choice Awards 2013 Nominations Press Conference
    it had to be said
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    That microphone is going all the way down in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

  30. Prince Charles Dancing Dance-O-Mat
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    “Quick! Somebody spin me! I’m such a beautiful ballerina!”

  31. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Cleavage American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation To Ben Stiller
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    Him: “I’m fucking Jennifer Aniston!”
    Her: “How long do I have to put up with this asshole? Why did I settle for this guy?”

  32. Rita Rusic Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Does she own clothes?

  33. Dakota Fanning The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 New York Screening
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    You are a nasty, nasty man, Deacon Jones.

  34. Prince Charles Dancing Dance-O-Mat
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Indeed, I feel pretty. Oh so very pretty.”

  35. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Cleavage American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation To Ben Stiller
    SexJihaad
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    She looks like she’s trying to fart discreetly

  36. Roger Moore Christina Tholstrup Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market Opening
    DeucePickle
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    Who’s photobombing who here ?

  37. Daryl Hannah Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market Opening
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    Edit: Kim Kardashian and Daryl Hannah at the opening of the Gut Aiderbichl Christmas Market in Henndorf, Austria. (November 15, 2012)

  38. Bill Clinton Kevin Spacey
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    Look at Clinton’s face, and Spacey’s smile. Best… blow job… ever.

  39. Rihanna Cockpit Flight 777
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    I’ve always contented that airplanes are basically flying steel tubes of communicable disease, but this one really takes the cake.

  40. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, we’ve all been there

  41. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff Leather Bra
    it had to be said
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    Aw Fish. Really?

  42. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes Tight Dress
    Meatus
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    Black version of Overly Attached Girlfriend.

  43. Kaley Cuoco People's Choice Awards 2013 Nominations Press Conference
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Would bang the stupid out of her show.

  44. Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    “And the answer to the question. ‘How many dicks did Kristen suck while you dater her?’ is…”

  45. Rihanna Cockpit Flight 777
    Dr. Cocksider
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    The signal of Rihanna is of plane crash…

  46. Mike Tyson Day Of The Champions Speaking Tour
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    Isn’t being able to talk a requirement to go on a speaking tour?

  47. Paul Rudd Shirtless Under Jacked Ed Asner Birthday Cake Grace Curtain Call Broadway
    unhuh
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    i have no comment

  48. Mike Tyson Day Of The Champions Speaking Tour
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    When is Marlee Matlin doing her speaking tour?

  49. Daniel Craig Skyfall Australia Premiere
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    Entertaining movie. Naomie Harris is hot.

  50. Bill Clinton Kevin Spacey
    1NDUN
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    Spacey is leaving something in his wake that the other attendees are clearly aware of. He is amused, nonetheless.

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