Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which is the first one to ever feature our signature pink censor star because no joke, we’re willing to start posting full penetration on this site so long as it means we never have to sign a birthday card for Carol in accounting who nobody likes because she doesn’t get drunk at happy hour and say racist things with the rest of us. (Yes, this is how offices work in my mind. This and butt copies. Everyone constantly makes copies of their butts, right?)
With that in mind, enjoy starting your weekend with Aubrey O’Day‘s bare asscrack, Johnny Depp in The Monopoly Guy Begins, and finally, a series of Santa pics starting here that God willing will stop Sarah Palin‘s heart.
There’s more Aubrey in today’s Final Four, because again, we put pants on for no man,
- Photo Boy