The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.15.13

November 15th, 2013 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which is the first one to ever feature our signature pink censor star because no joke, we’re willing to start posting full penetration on this site so long as it means we never have to sign a birthday card for Carol in accounting who nobody likes because she doesn’t get drunk at happy hour and say racist things with the rest of us. (Yes, this is how offices work in my mind. This and butt copies. Everyone constantly makes copies of their butts, right?)

With that in mind, enjoy starting your weekend with Aubrey O’Day‘s bare asscrack, Johnny Depp in The Monopoly Guy Begins, and finally, a series of Santa pics starting here that God willing will stop Sarah Palin‘s heart.

There’s more Aubrey in today’s Final Four, because again, we put pants on for no man,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    Now that little peek-a-boo number is worth a look! Makes up for the Kardashian krap!!

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  2. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Earvin Johnson III has the same outfit.

  3. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Her dress has a crack in it.

  4. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
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    Oui, Madam Parker. It’s nice to meet you.

  5. Lady Gaga Bra Underwear Flannel Shirt Platform Heels
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    I’m shocked anyone noticed her to take a photo. She’s always so low key.

  6. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    It’s a BackPages ad? In more ways than one?

    Yes, I just made a pun. Slipped in through the back door you might say.

  7. Johnny Depp Moustache Mortdecai Set
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    Wellllllll isn’t that iiiiiiiiinterestiiiiiing.

  8. Pitbull Dancer Kissing Face Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
    Datace
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    And not a single erection was given.

  9. Dermot Mulroney Long Hair Melissa Etheridge 6th Annual GO GO Gala
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    Yes, she is. Old.

  10. Lady Gaga Bra Underwear Flannel Shirt Platform Heels
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    Doing a photoshoot for her new perfume, “Desperation”.

  11. Lady Gaga Bra Underwear Flannel Shirt Platform Heels
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    Not pictured: Terry Richardson in a shirt made of meat.

  12. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Head Long Braids Zebra Shirt LAX
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    Those Smiths! Always so calculatingly edgy!

  13. Brooke Shields Crazy Face New York Landmarks 20th Living Landmarks Ceremony Plaza Hotel
    Fromage
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    “I just sharted!”

  14. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
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    A gluttonous Frenchman and a very large horse. This is going to turn out badly for one of them.

  15. Rutger Hauer
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    I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…all these moments will be lost in time, like an old man in a velour tracksuit.

  16. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    “The man they call Sly,
    His hat is so fly,
    he seems a bit cocky
    but he’ll always be Rocky.”
    — said Nipsy Russell on the left

  17. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    One thing I love about Ireland is her strong work ethic.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Pants BBC Radio 1
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    A wookie wearing the skin of a cow? Did it skin its sister?

  19. Dermot Mulroney Long Hair Melissa Etheridge 6th Annual GO GO Gala
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    If all the guys in the NFL had Dermot’s hair we wouldn’t have this concussion problem.

  20. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
    Chaz
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    I didn’t know Gerard was in “Sex and the City.”

  21. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    Fromage
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    God, she’s soooo unattractive. Viagra’s Kyptonite.

  22. Pitbull Dancer Kissing Face Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
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    This guy’s whole schtick is a suit and a pair of sunglasses.

  23. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
    Fromage
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    “No! You’re the horse! I know you are, but what am I?”

  24. Kim Kardashian Posing With Overexcited Fan
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    She really will f*ck anybody.

  25. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
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    “Is like looking in zee mirror, no?”

  26. Rutger Hauer
    Fromage
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    All that’s missing is…(wait for it)…a shotgun.

  27. Kim Kardashian Posing With Overexcited Fan
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    She just sold him a used bovine tampon for $25,000 but the photographer didn’t get it fully in frame.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    If this is a new style, I’m suddenly interested in women’s fashion.

  29. Lady Gaga Bra Underwear Flannel Shirt Platform Heels
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    Where’s one of those notoriously reckless cab drivers when you really need one.

  30. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Pants BBC Radio 1
    Fromage
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    Please tell her to change her diaper. It’s waaaay full.

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    It’s like an giant Olsen twin head on a stripper body… DIBS!!

  32. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
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    I’m thinking a nice red sauce. And a couple sticks of butter.

  33. Johnny Depp Moustache Mortdecai Set
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    Helena Bonham Carter’s fetishes get weirder and weirder..

  34. Rutger Hauer
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    Wonder if Nick Nolte is just slightly out of frame…?

  35. Mike White Derpface 6th Annual GO GO Gala
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    Dude, just let it go.. Let the fart go…

  36. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Pants BBC Radio 1
    Robb7
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    They’re such a low-life family of whores! Give it a few years and even the skinny, young one will look like this pig.

  37. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Head Long Braids Zebra Shirt LAX
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    I’m glad she’s comfortable with her masculine side..

  38. John Goodman Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    Bacon flavored ink?

  39. Mariah Carey Cleavage 19th Annual Out100 Awards
    guest
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    moo, bitch.

  40. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Pet Portraits With Santa
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    She thinks she’s arousing him meanwhile he’s literally screwing the pooch.

  41. Kim Kardashian Posing With Overexcited Fan
    Robb7
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    How did the heifer get permission from Kanye to roam the streets??!!

  42. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Head Long Braids Zebra Shirt LAX
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    Why on earth would Will cheat on this?
    Because even for a man she is fugly, that’s why.

  43. Betsey Johnson High Kick NY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women GalaNY Moves Power Women Gala
    guest
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    i’m Salley O’Malley, and i’m proud to say i’m 50 years old. And like to KICK! STREEEEETCH and KICK!

  44. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Heisenberg Hat
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    Seal is just shadowing Balboa in hopes of some sloppy seconds.

  45. Laura Dern Crazy Neck Veins Nebraska Premiere AFI Fest
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    Must’ve spotted Angelina

  46. Simon Pegg Scarf Skinny Jeans
    guest
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    in the bag: Sonicare toothbrush, floss, four tubes Crest. HA

  47. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Pants BBC Radio 1
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    You can’t even see its’ face.
    How do you know this is a Kardash …. nevermind I just saw it.

  48. Gerard Depardieu Petting Reindeer Annual Christmas Market Opening Henndorf Austria
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    “Gerry,Gerry,Gerry,Gerry, what day is it Gerry?”
    “…….Tax Day?”
    “Wha-Whaaaaa”

  49. John Goodman Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Joe
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    “While eating cement with a single chopstick, I accidentally got stains on the right knee and left ankle of my suit pants”, said nobody in the history of spoken language.

  50. Rutger Hauer
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “You were built as well as we could make you.”

    “But not to last…”

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