The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

November 11th, 2011 // 628 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.

Happy Veterans Day,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Rachel Ray
    Hugh Johnson
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    That’s where the penis goes.

  2. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    Hugh Johnson
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    The crazy ones are always the most fun in the sack.

  3. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
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    She’s all kinds of hot, but that is one seriously flat ass.

  4. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
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    A word of advice- do not repeat do NOT accept fashion tips or hand me downs from Maggie Gyllenhaal.

  5. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
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    The photographer must have said “ok, now i need one of dudes who’ve had other men inside of them.”

  6. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
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    meh see, consider me Miles Davis.

  7. Verne Troyer
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    I bet he crawls into her like a tauntaun.

  8. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
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    3 guys in a car no girls listen to some techo music

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