Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.
Happy Veterans Day,
- The Superficial
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That’s where the penis goes.
The crazy ones are always the most fun in the sack.
She’s all kinds of hot, but that is one seriously flat ass.
A word of advice- do not repeat do NOT accept fashion tips or hand me downs from Maggie Gyllenhaal.
The photographer must have said “ok, now i need one of dudes who’ve had other men inside of them.”
meh see, consider me Miles Davis.
I bet he crawls into her like a tauntaun.
3 guys in a car no girls listen to some techo music