The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin’s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.

Happy Veterans Day,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN