The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

November 11th, 2011 // 628 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.

Happy Veterans Day,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    “wait…let me do my pose!”

  2. Mickey Rourke
    The Pope
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    Even Keith Richards looks better by comparison when he stands next to Mickey Rourke.

  3. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    Han Solo got old and Chewbacca went bald.

  4. Tia Carrere
    farting old man's wife
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    UMMM. . . Yeah!

  5. Nicole Richie
    farting old man's wife
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    Must have fooooooooood!!!

  6. Katie Holmes
    Venom
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    She sucked on HIMYM the other day, you can see she is dead inside.

  7. Verne Troyer
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    Jesus, isn’t it time to punt this little fucker?

  8. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
    Venom
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    Getting desperate now, she has moved on to rich old men.

  9. Nicole Richie
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    “So like Asian people always like do this”

  10. Tia Carrere
    Venom
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    He cannot deny her.

  11. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    farting old man's wife
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    Maybe Natasha wasn’t the only one to hit a tree that day!

  12. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    Venom
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    “Give me back my glasses”

    or

    “Give me back my sobriety”

  13. Verne Troyer
    farting old man's wife
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    Shut the fuck up and go get in her purse now you little bastard!!

  14. Verne Troyer
    Venom
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    It would take all my willpower not to just run up and kick him like a soccer ball.

  15. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    farting old man's wife
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    If you wear a one sleeved dress, doesn’t your other arm get cold????

  16. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Venom
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    Yes!

  17. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Venom
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    I don’t know really who she is or why she is famous, and I don’t really care, she is phenomenal.

  18. Tia Carrere
    The Pope
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    Once you see the man-hands, they cannot be unseen.

  19. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
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    We can have that hideous being taken away from you immediately. Only thing though, is Miss Moore is gonna flip out.

  20. Quentin Tarantino
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    “They look great! I think you know what kind of cheese I like the best.”

  21. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Chad
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    She is the definition of hot. From the back. From the front. From the side. Any way you look at her it is pure hotness.

  22. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    Question:
    Rob Peetom picked a peck of Paris Hilton a peck of Paris Hilton Rob Peetom picked if Rob Peetom picked a peck of Paris Hilton how many Paris Hiltons did Rob Peetom pick?

    Answer: Only one, and she’s a whore.

  23. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
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    “Oh TEA! I thought you said would I like a spot of PEE.”

  24. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Hungry
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    This girl screams of sex.

  25. Mickey Rourke
    !@#
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Guissepe Franco???

  26. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Hollywood
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    She has an incredible ass.

  27. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    Bryan
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    Don’t know who she is but she’s the hottest girl I’ve seen in a long time. To be that thin and have those curves – thats rare.

  28. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
    fapper
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    Hot and sexy!

  29. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    MRF
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    Typa, typa, typa, look at me!!! I’m a bloggie type person!

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    MRF
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    Three cheers for old lady boobs!!

  31. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
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    You can tell she’s Asian…she is riding a bicycle.

  32. Mickey Rourke
    MRF
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    What happens when you electroshock play-doh.

  33. Verne Troyer
    MRF
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    I guess I’ll fuck it.

  34. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    If she married a sweaty Indian, she’ll fuck anyone. *Next*

  35. Rachel Ray
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    Jesus. I’m now scarred for the weekend.

  36. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
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    Tossed salads for everyone!

  37. Christopher Walken
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    I kick it old school in a Fatboy Slim video.

  38. Jon Hamm Scarf
    Snack pack
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    “Whoa! That dude’s scarf is way cooler than mine.”

  39. Jon Hamm Scarf
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    Who?

  40. Mickey Rourke
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    When did Keith Moon start hanging with douchebags?

  41. Quentin Tarantino
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    One of Rex Ryan’s favorite tricks.

  42. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
    dotmatrix
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    That could be anybody.

  43. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
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    …that awkward moment when you realize you’re supposed to be here for the bloG job, not the bloW job??

  44. Rachel Ray
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

    Or, I suppose, in a 400 degree oven for 1 1/2 hours, but I ain’t eating that.

  45. Hugh Jackman
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    Apparently Hugh Jackman looks much better through the screen of camera or smartphone.

    • Frankie

      I swear, there’s nothing more pathetic than the “head-tilted-up” people, who view the world through the screen of a pocket camera screen.

      For the absolute WORST example this, look at the Jim Carrey in Rio video.

      Ooh, you just HAD to have a fuzzy, purple, pixelated photo of a “celebrity”, did you? Go ahead, “share” it on your lame Facebook with your lame Facebook friends then.

  46. Katie Holmes
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    Jesus, she looks like the Kardashian sasquatch.

  47. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    Gene Shalit
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    It’s not UNKNOWN that Mr. Neeson has TAKEN a piss in his pants during a KRULL in the festivities – but don’t cross this DARKMAN off your SCHINDLERS LIST for being in HIGH SPIRITS.

  48. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    Is it a herpes treatment facility?

  49. Katie Holmes
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Ctrl-Alt-Delete again.

  50. Katie Holmes
    dotmatrix
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    Congratulations, Katie, your new movie is up to 3% on RT. That’s “Battlefield Earth” territory.

    • TomFrank

      It was at 0% earlier today. Suddenly two “fresh” reviews appear? I suspect two critics just got promised a nice check from Tom Cruise.

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