Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.
Happy Veterans Day,
- The Superficial
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Hang the “Mission Accomplished” banner, Paris has infected the last herp-free man on Earth.
“Would you care for a glass of shamPAHNya?”
Beat me to it. Good one!
If that’s his wife I swear I’ll plotz…
too easy.
so easy even a neanderthal can drive it.
Thats not a scarf, but a blind fold from the firing line, after he was found guilty of a bad case of the ugly.
Fred Flintstone in drag.
kiss that hand goodbye.
An ‘nen my invishable fren’ giimme a han’job,HIC!
how far will this girl go?
She’s thinking “It’s gonna be an extra grand if I have to see him naked.”
my future wife has been shown on this place.
For some reason, I now have the urge to pee.
$500.00 right here and now for that seat.
wow he was photographed a couple of years ago with peed pants.
who is his publicist?
I would say that is James Coco in drag but he has been dead for a few years!!
I was thinking more like Don Calfa.
MS Word is a blog now?
Now, which one of these guys is gay?????
D. all of the above.
That helmet isn’t ANSI approved, and she’s wearing it wrong anyway.
He looks like a drunk old staggering Urkel with a drool bib!!
I had to look up his age – he’s 68 ! I thought he was younger, not that he LOOKS younger, I just thought he was.
Aww Demi just divorce Ashton and get that monkey off of your back!!! GEEEESUS!!
+1
Man, that’s a bad case of clit tongue.
From Rachel Ray, boner killer to this. Thank you, Superficial.
“Blog job?” Well, it’s not like we didn’t already know that just about any fucking idiot can run a blog.
Stop hating on Jon Hamm he looks gorgeous as usual !
+1
I don’t care WHAT you put on him.
He’s smoking hot.
Thank you Fish..
+1
Yes I would.
No matter,best legit on screen BJ by a Hollywood actress ever.
Trolling for Spock
He looks like one of those dusters you can use to dust your keyboard!! Lose Him Mickey! You can do better, you won an Academy Award for christ sake!!!
No…he lost. He won a Golden Globe, but that’s not the same.
Anyone with a desk that clean doesn’t do jack shit.
I see two things I like very very much.
So has the Christopher Walken is cool thing finally gone away now?
Doing her best Sasha Grey imitation.
I did not even want to scroll down to make this comment. Gotta go.
First she went old, then young, now simian. I’m still crossing my fingers for lesbian.
She did a real blow job on cam, I can’t say anything bad about her.
This is true.
Darn it. I wish I had said that.
Of course so did Chyna and that shit was scary.
All I have to say is WOW!
He is still one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
in Grandpa pants
Amen, Venom.
Ditto, Venom!
HA HA HA do you know how many people in their 20′s don’t even know what a cassette tape is!! Damn I am getting old!!
A buddy of mine and I were in a store and asked 3 young people — probably early to mid 20′s — to name all four Beatles. FAIL!
“Yes, Courtney, they still care,” says the girl in front of her.
Yay, boobs! This site is back to “normal.”
“Would you like a glass of fine champagna?”
Someone just posted that a few comments back. You either have no imagination or no eyesight…???
Street cred dives below zero with the scarf and giant sunglasses.
Must be one of those seats that is warm and vibrates!
Bus stop for assbags.
wow-fucking-zers
Perfect photo example of old guys that just can’t accept they are old, although Rourke pulls it off much better than others.
One was OK, twice was annoying, but the limo driver could not take one more closed door Goldie fart.
Suddenly being technically not being a child molester is not so much fun these days…
That is one ugly shar pei she’s walking.