The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

November 11th, 2011 // 628 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.

Happy Veterans Day,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Hang the “Mission Accomplished” banner, Paris has infected the last herp-free man on Earth.

  2. Christopher Walken
    mr continental
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    “Would you care for a glass of shamPAHNya?”

  3. Verne Troyer
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    If that’s his wife I swear I’ll plotz…

  4. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    bruce
    Commented on this photo:

    too easy.

  5. Quentin Tarantino
    geico
    Commented on this photo:

    so easy even a neanderthal can drive it.

  6. Christopher Walken
    Fme
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    Thats not a scarf, but a blind fold from the firing line, after he was found guilty of a bad case of the ugly.

  7. Rachel Ray
    The Pope
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    Fred Flintstone in drag.

  8. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
    lagris
    Commented on this photo:

    kiss that hand goodbye.

  9. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    An ‘nen my invishable fren’ giimme a han’job,HIC!

  10. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    how far will this girl go?

  11. Verne Troyer
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s thinking “It’s gonna be an extra grand if I have to see him naked.”

  12. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    my future wife has been shown on this place.

  13. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Minidress
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, I now have the urge to pee.

  14. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    $500.00 right here and now for that seat.

  15. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    lagris
    Commented on this photo:

    wow he was photographed a couple of years ago with peed pants.
    who is his publicist?

  16. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    farting old man's wife
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    I would say that is James Coco in drag but he has been dead for a few years!!

  17. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    Commented on this photo:

    MS Word is a blog now?

  18. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
    farting old man's wife
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    Now, which one of these guys is gay?????

  19. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    That helmet isn’t ANSI approved, and she’s wearing it wrong anyway.

  20. Christopher Walken
    farting old man's wife
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    He looks like a drunk old staggering Urkel with a drool bib!!

  21. Christopher Walken
    Debutante
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    I had to look up his age – he’s 68 ! I thought he was younger, not that he LOOKS younger, I just thought he was.

  22. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Aww Demi just divorce Ashton and get that monkey off of your back!!! GEEEESUS!!

  23. Rachel Ray
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    Man, that’s a bad case of clit tongue.

  24. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Minidress
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    From Rachel Ray, boner killer to this. Thank you, Superficial.

  25. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    jd
    Commented on this photo:

    “Blog job?” Well, it’s not like we didn’t already know that just about any fucking idiot can run a blog.

  26. Jon Hamm Scarf
    Debutante
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop hating on Jon Hamm he looks gorgeous as usual !

  27. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter,best legit on screen BJ by a Hollywood actress ever.

  28. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
    Commented on this photo:

    Trolling for Spock

  29. Mickey Rourke
    farting old man's wife
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    He looks like one of those dusters you can use to dust your keyboard!! Lose Him Mickey! You can do better, you won an Academy Award for christ sake!!!

  30. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone with a desk that clean doesn’t do jack shit.

  31. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I see two things I like very very much.

  32. Christopher Walken
    Commented on this photo:

    So has the Christopher Walken is cool thing finally gone away now?

  33. Rachel Ray
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Doing her best Sasha Grey imitation.

  34. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Minidress
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I did not even want to scroll down to make this comment. Gotta go.

  35. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    First she went old, then young, now simian. I’m still crossing my fingers for lesbian.

  36. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    She did a real blow job on cam, I can’t say anything bad about her.

  37. Matthew

    All I have to say is WOW!

  38. Christopher Walken
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    He is still one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.

  39. Hugh Jackman
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA HA do you know how many people in their 20′s don’t even know what a cassette tape is!! Damn I am getting old!!

  40. Courteney Cox Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, Courtney, they still care,” says the girl in front of her.

  41. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay, boobs! This site is back to “normal.”

  42. Christopher Walken
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Would you like a glass of fine champagna?”

  43. Jon Hamm Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Street cred dives below zero with the scarf and giant sunglasses.

  44. Goldie Hawn
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be one of those seats that is warm and vibrates!

  45. Mickey Rourke
    Commented on this photo:

    Bus stop for assbags.

  46. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Minidress
    dcdan
    Commented on this photo:

    wow-fucking-zers

  47. Mickey Rourke
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfect photo example of old guys that just can’t accept they are old, although Rourke pulls it off much better than others.

  48. Goldie Hawn
    Commented on this photo:

    One was OK, twice was annoying, but the limo driver could not take one more closed door Goldie fart.

  49. Quentin Tarantino
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly being technically not being a child molester is not so much fun these days…

  50. Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one ugly shar pei she’s walking.

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