The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

November 11th, 2011 // 628 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and women who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers don’t use Word. Fag. (Someone had to welcome her to the Internet.) – the face of Satan (No, it’s not Kate Gosselin again.) and prelude to a footjob I can’t wait to read about in painstaking detail.

Happy Veterans Day,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hugh Jackman
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    Hey, Mr Jackman…sign my Popular Mechanics?

  2. Goldie Hawn
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    Goldie Hawn is fast becoming Golden Girls.

    Look, all the pieces are there, someone make a joke out of that.

  3. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    dbecks
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    Hawt.

  4. Quentin Tarantino
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    “I see you’re wearing the Crocs I got you.”

  5. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    Swearin
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    Unfortunately, shortly after this photo was taken the monkey was caught cheating on her with Rumer.

  6. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    There’s a lot to work with here: “Pee”tom…PeePingTom…Paris Hilton is a whore…

  7. Hugh Jackman
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    “Mr. Jackman, any truth to the rumour that you’re back on Broadway?”

  8. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
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    the dude is Irish…if you’re not drunk and pissing yourself, your citizenship expires. True story!

  9. Christopher Walken
    bewbs
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    aww i love him so much but he looks like he’s going to die soon. please don’t die, mr. walken. i want to dance with you at my wedding

  10. Mickey Rourke
    Swearin
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    It’s Mickey Rourke and the mad scientist that keeps him alive

  11. Goldie Hawn
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    That’s not a labia, it’s a clothespin.

  12. Paris Hilton Rob Peetom
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    Old man’s got a reach, clutching her purse like that and all.

    • Cock Dr

      He’s groping for the stash. He won’t be happy when he realizes that since her legal troubles bimbo always carries it in her hot pocket.

  13. Tia Carrere
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    Why is her dad wearing a scarf?

  14. Rachel Ray
    katie
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    Where is Adrienne Curry in her slave outfit when you need her?

  15. Quentin Tarantino
    SSHGuru
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    Look at her face and chin – gotta be his daughter. Either that or he wants to date himself.

  16. Mickey Rourke
    licialicia
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    and this is why old men should not color their hair. EW.

  17. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    M
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    Ashton looks much cuter in this pic.

  18. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    To be fair he did make it as far as the gents.

  19. Katie Holmes
    M
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    That look of quiet desperation…

  20. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
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    I want her to sit on my face.

  21. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
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    From the looks of it, it’s probably drool.

  22. Hugh Jackman
    SSHGuru
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    The person taking his picture with the cassette tape is who he should be worried about.

    He will probably go home and put it in his BetaMax to get the picture.

  23. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    MHS
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    Notice there are no pictures of her kids on her desk… :P

  24. Verne Troyer
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    “Hooker’s here, gotta go!”

  25. Sophie Turner Tight Minidress
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    Not pictured: Verne Troyer

  26. Nicole Richie
    SSHGuru
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    She made the mistake of looking at her dress for more than 10 seconds and got cross eyed

  27. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
    Dan
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    Yummy.

  28. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
    Ashton Kutcher's Twitter
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    That’s a great example of a flat assed Asian

  29. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
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    Moments later, she googled Sasha Grey.

  30. Rachel Ray
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    Looks like she’s receiving an epic rimjob.

  31. Joe Francis Lance Bass Limo
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    Show us your bung!

  32. Christopher Walken
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    Looks like he’s carrying that watch again.

  33. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
    Senor Trout
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    A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

  34. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
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    Man, her monkey is almost as hairy as her beaver.

  35. Rachel Ray
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    Seconds later, the venom glands beneath her tongue fired and blinded this photographer.

  36. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
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    Quite a contrast from the previous pict.

  37. Katie Holmes
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    “Mr. Cruise, she’s trying to escape!”

  38. Vanessa Minnillo Butt Bikini
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    I can’t believe that this beautiful woman is peddling her ass all over the island.

  39. Rachel Ray
    squishy
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    Like a little seal!

  40. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
    JPC
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    Smiling in a picture for the first time. No kids around in a picture for the first time. Coincidence?

  41. Kate Gosselin Blogging Job Coupon Cabin
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    ***ALERT***ALERT***ALERT***ALERT***

    Contrary to public opinion, it turns out that Kate Gosselin actually does have the ability to smile. Her smile looks very pretty. That’s because during her lifetime, at least her ADULT lifetime, her smile has been used only once or twice.

    Stay tuned. Film at 11…

  42. Verne Troyer
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    I had to scroll to see it wasn’t just of the girl.

  43. Quentin Tarantino
    Minky Wail
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    This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.

  44. Courteney Cox Bra See Through Shirt
    MIRF
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    “I’m smiling right?”

  45. Liam Neeson Urine Stain
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    But what I do have is a very peculiar wet spot; a wet spot I have acquired over a very long night of drinking. A wet spot that makes me a nightmare for people like you. If you direct me to a toilet now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not soak myself, I will not create a puddle. But if you don’t, I will empty myself, I will let it all out, and I will flood the sidewalk.

  46. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Rosie O’donell?

  47. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Skirt
    Fester
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    Wait, you mean that’s NOT the ugly daughter from Roseanne?

  48. Christopher Walken
    Fester
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    He can’t really be an old guy until his belt buckles above his nipples. Oh, it does? Never mind.

  49. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    Lemmiwinks
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    You’ll be happy to know that monkey has a 12″ penis. That’s right, he’s SIX times bigger than Ashton!

  50. Demi Moore Monkey Twitter
    j/k
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    So Demi Moore is banging The Situation now?

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