The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.1.13

November 1st, 2013 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is, of course, buttloaded with rich people in Halloween costumes, and then capped with Nicki Minaj in formal wear. I’m also stepping in for Photo Boy to personally apologize for the roll-up ads that appear on every other pic now which is completely out of my hands and something I had no idea about until it showed up on the page. It’s bullshit, and you deserve a better user experience, but there’s nothing I can do about it except engulf them in dick jokes and celebrity breasts. Which is my solution for everything from a flat tire to what to get my family for Christmas. *draws a glowing penis on Rudolph*

Love you, Grandma,

- The Superficial

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  1. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    alexxx3488
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    The sunshine is literally retreating from her in this picture.

  2. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
    alexxx3488
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    That Gary Busey costume is spot-on. Totally nailed the court-ordered head-butt prevention helmet.

  3. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
    alexxx3488
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    Adam Sandler’s Kevin Federline costume was a big hit at all of the costume parties he wasn’t invited to.

  4. Broderick Twins Trick Or Treating With Nanny
    alexxx3488
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    “I already told you, Mommy can’t take you because she spooks easily with all the noise and kids running around.”

  5. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
    alexxx3488
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    This is the second most depressing part of Joe Jonas’s night. The first was watching Andrew Dalton get sacked in overtime, and realizing a pair of big, burly arms would never wrap themselves around his slender waist, throttling and pining him to the ground.

  6. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Sancho
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    I find her frigidity to be a turn on. Is there something wrong with me?

  7. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
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    “THAT’S NOT A PUPPET HOLE!!!!!”

  8. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
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    Visiting the Mexican Gynecologist

  9. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
    SamSpayed
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    Fish, I’m pretty sure those are in the right order.

  10. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    Jenn
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    Denise took those extra Sheen kids to raise, so now she’s like that pretty, popular cheerleader who is also sweet. That. BITCH! Damn it. I kinda love her a little.

  11. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Jenn
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    You’re all just pissed she didn’t pick her Emma Frost costume instead.

  12. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    Dr Plaid
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    She must be the most insecure bitch in Hollywood. Despite any apparent talent other then ‘rapping’ real fast and making stupid faces, she seems to have a somewhat reasonable music career. (insert sad comment on today’s music scene here). Why does she need to show her bolt on fake tits all the time? She must know that she is one failed single away from the C list and dancing with the stars. Like zero self esteem.

  13. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Leather Unitard Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
    martina
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    oh my …. mm mm mm
    I’ll do that ass any time, any place

  14. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
    martina
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    Kids, don’t do drugs … and fail to complete the job

  15. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    martina
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    Haz Mat?

  16. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    “You rang ?”

  17. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    heey
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    Her daughters and Charlie’s sons? How about her daughters with Charlie, and Charlie’s sons, or was that too long to write?

  18. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
    heey
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    white bra and black tuck-in-tummy panties

    check the see through of your clothes once in a while…

  19. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
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    Looks like ZZ Top.

  20. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    They need to do a remake of the Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe, for one gigantically obvious reason.

  21. Keanu Reeves Bloody Face John Wick Set
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    Never thought I’d ever say this, but he actually looks kind of hot here. Bit of a Hans Gruber thing going on.

  22. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    life is cruel
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    So is the other twin boy taking the picture??? Guess he’s going as the paparazzi. Also just love the nannies boots. So cute!

  23. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Mermaid Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
    life is cruel
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    What does the sweaty fox say?

  24. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    fo'realz
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    Who that fuck has a picture of themselves as their phone cover?

  25. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    NEVER eat out 12 year olds!

  26. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
    Jessica
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    As a college student and part time worker making about 12,000 per year my yearly cost for the low tier healthcare is 3,200.

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