The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.1.13

November 1st, 2013 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is, of course, buttloaded with rich people in Halloween costumes, and then capped with Nicki Minaj in formal wear. I’m also stepping in for Photo Boy to personally apologize for the roll-up ads that appear on every other pic now which is completely out of my hands and something I had no idea about until it showed up on the page. It’s bullshit, and you deserve a better user experience, but there’s nothing I can do about it except engulf them in dick jokes and celebrity breasts. Which is my solution for everything from a flat tire to what to get my family for Christmas. *draws a glowing penis on Rudolph*

Love you, Grandma,

- The Superficial

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  1. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    But David Arquette is always dressed as a bozo.

  2. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
    PassingTrue
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    MTV reboots “The Stud Boy”

  3. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Imagine the bad photo power couple that her(?) and Daniel Radcliffe would make!

  4. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
    PassingTrue
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    Say what you want, she wears the outfit better than Al Sharpton ever did.

  5. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    cc
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    Judging by Superman, they stopped at Lindsay Lohan’s house.

  6. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Mermaid Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
    cc
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    It would’ve been nice if the photographer had drawn attention to the guy who was choking.

  7. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    I love her tits. Don’t even care if they’re fake.

  8. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    cc
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    They had to pry the camera from the photographers hands…poor bastard turned to stone.

  9. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
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    Is this the new trend, either/or costumes? The kid is a skeleton or a bat, and they’re ZZ Top or cod fishermen?

  10. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
    Schadenfreude
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    Once you get used to the rush of being shot out of a cannon, you’re hooked for life!

  11. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
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    FOX News Halloween:
    Really rich white people dressed as other really rich white people who pretend to be backwoods rednecks in order to profit off poor people who will buy t-shirts and beer cozies with their pictures on them. ‘Merica and Baby Jesus, y’all!!

    • Those really rich white people who pretend to be rednecks pretty much are rich rednecks who created a profitable business in a garage that they were able translate into a very profitable TV program. That’s what you’re supposed to do, try worshiping somebody who made something of themselves as opposed to someone who tries to tear that apart and give it to you.

  12. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
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    How come nobody invited Cookie Monster?

  13. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
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    Are we sure this isn’t the Kardashian sisters dressed up as the Fox news people?

  14. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
    Schadenfreude
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    Which one of these doesn’t like peen? Trick question! The answer is zero.

  15. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Posh Boutique Nightclub Halloween Party
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    Nice ‘Slutty Pocahontas’ costume!

  16. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
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    It wasn’t until much later, after he pulled the rip cod and his child’s school books flew out of what he assumed was his parachute pack, that he realized how absolutely fucking fucked he was.

  17. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
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    She’s just pissed they told her nobody has invented a pill that cures ugly yet.

  18. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
    Minky Wail
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    Trick or Treating? Thank God! For a second I thought it was a scene from The Heat 2.

  19. Hulk Hogan Holding Hands With Mannish Woman Dolphins Game
    Schadenfreude
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    From the look on her face, it appears that “Hulkaphobia” has replaced “Hulkamania”.

  20. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Spandex Pants Sandra Dee Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
    Schadenfreude
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    No, I think I’m on the guest list. It must be under the name “Feldman”.

  21. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
    Minky Wail
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    Granny Hall

  22. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
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    Just a warning, kids – if David tells you you’ve won the bucket bonanza game, and the grand prize is in his pants, just run away as fast as you can.

  23. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Minky Wail
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    Wait. I thought Lou Reed just died.

  24. Bethenny Frankel Marilyn Monroe Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
    Schadenfreude
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    Cool! A stick figure Marilyn Monroe.

  25. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Posh Boutique Nightclub Halloween Party
    Beer Baron
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    Woman Woman behind her looks a little pissed the camera isn’t on her. and Dude’s shirt behind Wonder Woman is saying what Wonder Woman is thinking: “Twat”

  26. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
    Minky Wail
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    “Off with their heads!”

  27. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    All in all, I’d rather bang Aretha Franklin.

    • agreed. Because you know if you banged Samantha, she’d lay there emotionless and occasionally ask, “Dad, are you done?”

  28. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
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    Propaganda Street.

  29. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    Beer Baron
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    Her eyes. So lifeless. No soul.

  30. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    Minky Wail
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    “OMG bitches! I have the same cover on my phone” – Lohanthony.

  31. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Spandex Pants Sandra Dee Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
    eilliM
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    Um. I’m pretty sure she’s supposed to be Sandy from Grease.

  32. Lily Allen Green Alien Costume UNICEF Halloween Ball
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    Green face!?!?!?! That’s raycist!!!!

  33. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
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    Dressing up as a retarded kid for Halloween is a bit much.

  34. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
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    He went as his career.

  35. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Sheer Blouse
    JC
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    Is this her “cholera victim” outfit, or just regular Thursday wear?

  36. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
    JC
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    Miley in 5 years.

  37. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
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    Jay and Silent Bob.

  38. Broderick Twins Trick Or Treating With Nanny
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    Just herding the fillies.

  39. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
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    She should totally get a little monkey or Peter Dinklage to sit up there while she goes about her business.

  40. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Sheer Blouse
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    Her vampire nips are sucking the blood out of my wang.

  41. Lily Allen Green Alien Costume UNICEF Halloween Ball
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    Shrek.

  42. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
    crb
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    So missy firsty lady, peese tells Elmo why you sucha insuffrable bitch who bust meesta prezzidents bawls onna nashional teevee?

    Elmo think, ‘ ‘Dafuq dis firsty ladee think she is? She no gets alleckded by peeples for sh**!’

  43. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
    crb
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    And Adam went as “Yutz”.

  44. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
    That's What She Said
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    Needs more jewelry to really complete the Chris Brown costume.

  45. Hugh Grant Masquerade Mask UNICEF Halloween Ball
    crb
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    “Whatsthatyousay!??! Unicef does lots of work with underprivileged African women??! …Why YES!!! Yes I do have lots and lost of money for an, ehm; -Sponsorship…”

  46. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
    crb
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    That young and they’re already learning to steal jackolanterns from fishermen…

  47. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
    andie
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    *Michaels

  48. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
    crb
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    That’s Got to be some kind of CoCo junior implantage going on there

    • crb

      You know what, this calls for some investigation. -Brace yourself, Sophie, I am buying my plane ticket on Orbitz as we speak.

  49. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
    Mike Walker
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    Imagine if you really got stabbed on the way to a halloween party and everyone just laughed and waved you off as you cried for help and lay dying on the floor.

  50. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
    crb
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    Every day is Halloween for Diane Keaton and her freaking stupid Meg Ryan manclothes.

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