The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.1.13

November 1st, 2013 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is, of course, buttloaded with rich people in Halloween costumes, and then capped with Nicki Minaj in formal wear. I’m also stepping in for Photo Boy to personally apologize for the roll-up ads that appear on every other pic now which is completely out of my hands and something I had no idea about until it showed up on the page. It’s bullshit, and you deserve a better user experience, but there’s nothing I can do about it except engulf them in dick jokes and celebrity breasts. Which is my solution for everything from a flat tire to what to get my family for Christmas. *draws a glowing penis on Rudolph*

Love you, Grandma,

- The Superficial

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  1. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Sheer Blouse
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    Strange to see her clothed and out of character. Almost looks human.

  2. Rihanna Topless Cleavage Zombie Face Makeup Instagram
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    How can this picture be? I thought Chris Brown was in anger rehab?

  3. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    George P Burdell
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    Xander Dane Jones! Get in this house! People will think I am an amoral slut with a bastard child. How can I tell them that I only have sex with a married director after I get the part?

  4. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
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    NICE TITS!!

  5. Seth MacFarlane Civil War Soldier Costume Bootsy Bellows
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    if you ultra zoom, the hat says, “Massengill”.

  6. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    Most people wear a costume on Halloween.

  7. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    “And this is the ‘Dumb Whore’ filter…”

  8. Rihanna Topless Cleavage Zombie Face Makeup Instagram
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    sad and alone on Halloween, Rihanna resorted to choking herself.

  9. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
    JPC
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    Zombie Kristen Stewart? Nice work, Sam.

  10. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
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    That Trayvon Martin costume is really tacky.

  11. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
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    which one is Melissa McCarthy?

  12. Hulk Hogan Holding Hands With Mannish Woman Dolphins Game
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    “She’s no Brooke”, Hulk was heard muttering, “but she’ll do. She’ll do.”

  13. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Mermaid Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    “I look cute as Peter Pan! Don’t I look cute as Peter Pan? Hey, aren’t I cute as… da fuck is that bitch wearing?”

  14. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Spandex Pants Sandra Dee Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Sandy learned that she needs to bring a gift for Zuko.

  15. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    so fresh looking. Bet she smells great.

  16. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Posh Boutique Nightclub Halloween Party
    George P Burdell
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    Foreign types with their hookah pipes sing:
    Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo…
    Walk like an Egyptian.

  17. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    Dressed as himself had the suicide attempt worked.

  18. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    JungleRed
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    Wow! She really stepped up and took in those kids for the long haul. Props.

  19. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
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    I have a urge to bounce a quarter off something?

  20. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
    George P Burdell
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    With advance in western medicine a snaggletoothectomy is now an out-patient surgery.

  21. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    She might smell like grampa farts and hamster nuts, don’t ask me why I know that I have a weird life.

  22. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Inner Retard
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    For the millionth time, I told you there is no candy here. Also no joy or happiness. Now, go on…

  23. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
    renotastic
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    BRAAAAINS…and pussy!

  24. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
    Tomahawk Holmes
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    I heard the boys in Led Zeppelin put one of these in a girl’s vagina

  25. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Leather Unitard Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
    George P Burdell
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    They must be knock-offs. Kayne’s design were “conveniently crotchless”

  26. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
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    Once again in Hollywood, art imitates life.

  27. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
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    Dye her hair black and cast her in a Wonder Woman movie.

  28. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
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    This would be the most normal day of the year for the ones that belong to Brooke.

  29. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
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    “See, I’m not gay!” *eyes up the football players.

  30. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
    George P Burdell
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    What said: “Do any of you girls have some lip gloss I can borrow?”

    What he was thinking: “Ten cheerleaders in one night. If this doesn’t convince people I am not gay I don’t know what will.”

  31. Hugh Grant Masquerade Mask UNICEF Halloween Ball
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    “Right-o, in this here mask, nobody will know it’s me trying to bang black hookers.”

  32. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
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    Wow, in this picture, her tits really do look huge.

  33. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
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    She’s had that ‘Free Kid’ ad up for months and still no bites.

  34. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
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    On Fox this is what passes as Hi-larious stuff.

  35. Hulk Hogan Holding Hands With Mannish Woman Dolphins Game
    George P Burdell
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    New Hulk Quiz: Date or daughter?

  36. Keanu Reeves Bloody Face John Wick Set
    Inner Retard
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    Seeing Keanu happy Norman Goodman got anxious:
    - I would be happy if Keanu had no emotions whatsoever. Here’s Keanu, a being cooped up for years in dull, lifeless roles… none of the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings…
    - So…?
    - What happens if Keanu gets mad?

  37. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
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    She must have been having an attitude adjustment.

  38. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
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    What a fucking Bozo.

  39. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
    andie
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    the never-aired snl katy perry blackface skit. it’s funny because lorne michael hates black women.

  40. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
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    Now that’s a big raincoat.

  41. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
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    I think you can buy that shelf at IKEA. It’s called LARGASS.

  42. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
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    This is nothing new, she sees cold fish every day. In the mirror, Camilla…

  43. Keanu Reeves Bloody Face John Wick Set
    PassingTrue
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    Good think the Matrix wardrobe still fits.

  44. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Spandex Pants Sandra Dee Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    “This IS my costume. I’m here as the hot chick too cool to dress up that is at every Halloween party.”

  45. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
    PassingTrue
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    Can you spell syncophant?

  46. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
    Inner Retard
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    His aids repeatedly asked the Mayor of London not to walk around in a helmet. But he always said: If Captain Picard can have his therapist on the bridge, I CAN WEAR MY HELMET!

  47. Rihanna Topless Cleavage Zombie Face Makeup Instagram
    andie
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    Will the comments below comparing this to JH’s blackface be more horrifying or terrifying?

  48. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
    PassingTrue
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    Healthcare Navigator for hire.

  49. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
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    “Explain to us again why a $684,000,000.00 website doesn’t work.”

  50. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
    Inner Retard
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    Some people are terrified of clowns, but all clowns are terrified of David Arquette.

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