The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.1.13

November 1st, 2013 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is, of course, buttloaded with rich people in Halloween costumes, and then capped with Nicki Minaj in formal wear. I’m also stepping in for Photo Boy to personally apologize for the roll-up ads that appear on every other pic now which is completely out of my hands and something I had no idea about until it showed up on the page. It’s bullshit, and you deserve a better user experience, but there’s nothing I can do about it except engulf them in dick jokes and celebrity breasts. Which is my solution for everything from a flat tire to what to get my family for Christmas. *draws a glowing penis on Rudolph*

Love you, Grandma,

- The Superficial

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  1. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    CrashHell
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    THAT DON’T COUNT! You can’t just put on your work clothes and that’s your costume. YOU’VE SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING NOW!

  2. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
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    Da fuq??

  3. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
    CrashHell
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    SHABA DOO BEE DOO CHEE LA CHO CHO CHON CHEE CHO! da lee nee do, CHEEBA HOOBA!

  4. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
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    No kid, the straw goes in your nose, not your mouth.

  5. Samantha Ronson High Drunk Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that’s no costume.

  6. Heather Childers Steve Doocy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Maria Molina Brian Kilmeade Duck Dynasty Costumes Fox And Friends Set
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    Please, please, please, please let the Crips drive by.

  7. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
    Kel
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    I can’t believe Sandra Bullock dressed her kid up in black face..

  8. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Attention all 40 year old moms out there:

    That’s what you’re supposed to look like!

    • It doesn’t matter if Daddy is a coked-up, deadbeat whoremaster, girls! What’s really important is that you employ a personal trainer, nutritionist, stylist, colorist, manicurist; that’s first! Then slice open your chest for bolt-on breasts, liposuction everywhere every year, get your face lifted, your nose sculpted, your rear streamlined with a scalpel — now you’ve got it! Because maintaining a facade men can jack off to is your primary goal in life! Raising those fatherless kids? That’s what nannies are for! Now, get to work, ladies!

      • tlmck

        You forgot about doing it all on daddy’s dime.

      • Jester

        Um, She had her bolt ons removed, so you don’t have worry about that anymore. Now get to work.

      • I’m not “worried” about Denise Richards breasts, Jester. I actually respect her very much for trying to provide a fun, family experience for her children and step-children. In her interviews she comes across as a very down-to-earth, fun woman. I’m simply pointing out that few moms have access to her level of income (some of which she does earn herself, timck; you don’t know how financially responsible Charlie Sheen chooses to be – or can be, due to his financial challenges) about caring for all the children he brought into the world. I’m not saying moms should stop caring for themselves; not at all. I just think it’s unfair to judge the average mom who loves her kids to a woman with the all of the advantages Denise Richards has. She’s a beautiful woman what she’s doing is very admirable.

      • Sorry about the poor grammar and punctuation; long day!

  9. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock Matching Gortons Fisherman Costumes
    CrashHell
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    Hey Sandra, do you like fish sticks? Come on, do you like fish sticks? Do you? Do you like ‘em?

  10. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t remember the last time I saw her so happy.

  11. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
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    I’m pretty sure she gave out her last fuck about what people think of her on Halloween, 1979.

  12. Denise Richards Wonder Woman Costume Trick Or Treating With Charlie Sheens Sons
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    Charlie Sheen is missing a straw… and a hooker… and a nanny….

  13. Bethenny Frankel Marilyn Monroe Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Mansfield or Monroe? Who cares, so long as she follows thru.

  14. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Mermaid Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    This picture perfectly illustrates why women can’t be friends with each other…

  15. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When did Kirsten Dunst turn 40?

  16. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    So… he’s been drinking and driving again?

  17. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When did David Arquette become a Tea Party activist?

  18. Elmo Michelle Obama Rosita White House Seasame Street Partnership To Promote Healthy Eating
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    “Michelle, tell us why we lost our health plans Barrack said we could keep?”
    “Well…………………..”

    • “Well…….right wing puppet, it’s because your insurance company sucked and wasn’t providing you with all the required care you’re supposed to get. So…instead of stepping up and being a good insurance company, they just dropped you. Now you can get something better and most likely for less money.”

      • oh yeah, because whenever the government takes something over, they’re always able to do it better and more efficiently than private industry. $8,000 hammers. $5,000 toilets.
        Insurance companies were required by law to end policies that didn’t offer all the bloated coverage options of obamacare, so if you are a 50 year old guy whose policy didn’t cover in vitro fertilization and maternity leave, you lost your policy by force of law, not because the for profit insurance company which was making a profit selling you that policy decided they don’t want to make money anymore. Try replacing your policy through the government run exchanges and you’re in for a big increase in price, big increase in your deductible, and most definitely not a better policy.

      • Shea Vertwat

        Who is this 50 year old who got dropped because of in-vitro? Insurance companies drop people when they don’t think they can make money off of them, which is why there are 40 million uninsured people and why Obamacare is needed.

      • schmidtler: those $8,000 hammers and $5,000 toilets that you right-wing morons are so fond of quoting were actually prices charged to the DOD by a supposedly efficient and honest PRIVATE company. Whenever those much-touted cost-efficient private contractors are involved in government work, it’s when the $1000 paper clips start to appear. Get your facts straight and turn off Fox News. Dick.

      • So making the decision to buy an afforable health plan with no maternity coverage since we are through having kids was a bad deal for us? Now I get a new plan, offering coverage I don’t want or need, and pay $250 more a month for it.
        You my friend are a moron.

      • Have ANY of you actually gone into the exchange and bought insurance? My friend who gave me the same line of bullshit about his family insurance going up to $1800 a month actually saved money instead of having it go up. The lady from the insurance company my employer uses actually suggested we check the exchange because we might get a better deal than what our employer covers. Until you actually personally check it out, shut up.

      • cc

        Google ‘Hough’ and ‘Ass’…you’ll feel better. I always do. Feel better I mean.

      • Dox

        It’s nice to see we can discuss things like reasonable, mature adults. I’d hate it if we resorted to schoolyard bully tactics and started throwing insults at one another, since its clear and apparent that not a single one of us is famous, attractive, wealthy, and/or powerful.

        I’d hate to think that my fellow Fishonians (that’s a word now, shut the fuck up and love it.), would turn their snarky ire on each other, rather than aim at subjects completely worthy of that special dark place in their souls.

        *taps foot impatiently.*

      • I personally know a guy who lost his private insurance because it was dropped due to new Fed regulations, the new policy that he can buy is $600.00 more a month with a higher deductible. He owns a landscaping business, doesn’t get any more real than that. The Govt CANNOT do anything more efficient than private industry, this is socialism.

  19. Broderick Twins Trick Or Treating With Nanny
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    Kid on the right took that thing on her head from Daddy’s special toy drawer.

  20. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
    Kel
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    Meanwhile, her kid is sitting in a candy bowl on the front porch dressed like the Lindbergh baby with a note that says “take me.”

  21. Boris Johnson Drunk Wearing Helmet For Walking
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    So he’s visiting Katie Price’s vagina?

  22. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Joe Jonas and ten people he doesn’t want to bang

  23. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
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    No boners in this picture!
    Get it? Because of the costu…
    I’ll let myself out…

  24. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
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    No wonder all the men in the 50s drank whiskey all day and smoked cigarettes at work….I would be scared shitless coming home to this

  25. Rihanna Topless Cleavage Zombie Face Makeup Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Who made her look worse, Chris Brown or the tattoo artist?

  26. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Leather Unitard Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
    YadaYada
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    Perfection.

  27. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bloody Shirt Costume Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    “These…cigarette tariffs…..are killing me..”

  28. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Sheer Blouse
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Lady Nipnip?

  29. Bethenny Frankel Marilyn Monroe Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    Oh good, Marylin banged the joker and had his child…

  30. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
    I'mCool
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    I’m not sure but I think Wesley Snipes might be beat up and naked in an alley nearby.

  31. Queen Elizabeth West Quay Fisheries Newhaven Fish Market
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    Welcome to this year’s annual Sour Puss Staring contest!

  32. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Leather Unitard Jonathan Ross Halloween Party
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    That’s how you wear leather!!

    You listening Kim, you fat fucking bitch!!!

    • yeah, why isn’t this ass admired and kk’s is? I am really repulsed by kk’s ass, this one here took my breath away, and Im a hetero female.

  33. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    I would… I really would.

  34. Diane Keaton Pants Suit Large Cross Necklace Bowler Hat
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She’s worn a cross for 30 years to keep Woody Allen away.

  35. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
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    “eeoooOOOOHHH…Im a BoWLiNg BaLL…owwwhhhhh…”

  36. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
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    (You all *wreak* of fish. Sluts)

  37. Sophie Turner Pointy Butt Implant Tight Dress
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    I would eat three meals a day out of that ass crack.

  38. Gemma Arterton Cleavage UNICEF Halloween Ball
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    This girl is so hot

  39. Gemma Arterton Cleavage UNICEF Halloween Ball
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    What the hell is this costume? “Mrs Leprechaun with a facial?”

  40. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    She reminds me of my ex…

    “I hate you! I want you!” (rip clothes off)

  41. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Mermaid Costume Heidi Klum 14th Annual Halloween Party
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    It’s like JWoww, but with a better surgeon.

  42. January Jones Betty Draper Halloween Costume
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    next to “bitch” in the dictionary.

  43. Keanu Reeves Bloody Face John Wick Set
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    “Whoa, did you get the license plate?”

  44. David Arquette Bozo The Clown Costume
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    That’s the best Nicki Minaj costume yet.

  45. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Wife Jackie Wonder Woman Costume
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    I guess he went as Kevin James.

  46. Claire Sinclair Cleavage Posh Boutique Nightclub Halloween Party
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    are those real? cuz if they are they’re spectacular

  47. Kirsten Dunst Bra See Through Dress
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    the munchies are a cruel mistress

  48. Joe Jonas Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dolpins Game
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    Really? EVERY ONE OF THEM dressed up as Candice Swanepoel?

  49. Wiz Kahlifa High As Fuck Amber Rose Cleavage The Wiz Of Tao Halloween Spectacular
    Inner Retard
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    I wonder if she releases her touch will the tattoos disappear from his body.

  50. Wiz Kahlifa High As Fuck Amber Rose Cleavage The Wiz Of Tao Halloween Spectacular
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    Those costumes are amazing – the attention to detail is exceptional. You really would believe these two are a pair of complete fucking idiots.

    Hats off!

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