Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring me talking about absolutely none of the photos in it because, on a serious note, huge thanks to Photo Boy for filling in while I dealt with some family shit. He earned his vacation next week, so you folks are stuck with little ol’ me, and I hope you like posts where I break down crying and pissing myself because I don’t know how to work the coffeemaker. Also, huge thanks to everyone for the well wishes and being badass readers. I don’t know what I’d do without you, except I do and it’s work retail. *holds up cardboard sign reading, “WILL BLOWJAY YOU TO READ MY DICK JOKES”*
In the meantime, due to the shit-crazery of this week, Most Important People will not be seen this weekend, so I understand if a couple of you have to commit suicide tomorrow. It’s honestly the only reasonable reaction here.
Enjoy the highly unorthodox Final Five that I’m not gonna lie is totally for me,
- The Superficial
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Are you really a Genie?? Please, I need those three wishes NOW dammit!!!
Hey, if you don’t want your feet to hurt, don’t wear fucking cowboy boots.
I wear a pair of Ariat’s and they’re one of the most comfortable boots/shoes/foot coverings I own.
I agree Ruth….
You know he is thinking ” little fatty needs to lose some weight!!”
The Kardashian’s managers seem to know what they’re doing. My money’s on them.
That can’t be Kim her ass isn’t big enough! That person looks almost normal!!
Doug Reinhardt really let himself go.
In case some of you guys reading this don’t know it, that is one variation of the “LOOK” and by that face, I would run if I got that look!!!
He’s gotten some pretty hot women over the years. Especially considering that he’s looked like this since he was 16 years old.
Rock, Paper, Fo’ shizzors
Hehehehehehe
She looks like that kiss is painful!! Gees I wonder why!
exactly!
Paris is missing the big picture here. That’s the next installment to “Searching for a bff”. Curbing this guy’bodily functions would be an adventure in itself not to mentioned her chi chi friends reactions to him. How could this not work?
HEY she isn’t touching her cootch!!!! YEAH!!!!!
Looks like her happy pills are working overtime!!
Yeah fuck you Tom Cruise.
If the shot just included Nick Nolte, you’d have three of my favorit Hollywood drunks.
First, catch your baby…
She has pregnant ass!
That’s my umbrella, WAA WAAAAAA give it back or I’m telling!!!
Britney looks hot…
Yeah, not bad, she looks coherent, maybe she’s getting it together finally.
Honey mommy wants you to behave now! Mommy had to blow a lot of people to get here!!
Fuck I hated being a mother now I hafta be a grandmother!!!
It takes a special talent to look incredibly uncool while riding a Norton. Well done Neo.
“Six more months and you’ll be able to work for your Grammy”
that dude looks like an egg
She really has no idea where she’s at… OH! The pretty lights!!
Must he indoctrinate this kid in his sleeve-less habits?
She is just not pretty anymore.
Having groupie sex with Josh Groban is somewhere in the realm of hooking up with Moby or Edgar Winter. Either way, you wouldn’t want to be photographed the next day.
I’m glad to see a new face on this site
Yeah Pippa, I don’t get it either.
She works so hard on that ass but nobody really cares.
Are you sure about that? The comments that are submitted about the pictures in which Miss Duff’s rear-end is the focal point suggest that many people do care – a lot.
Oh I care.
Incorrect Bonky.
Love that ass. Pretty and healthy-looking girl too.
“And this little jewish fellow is my agent, and…”
oh man, she must have some serious constipation going on there. quick get her off stage before she explodes.
I didn’t know that Fran Drescher could sing.
I was thinking, “shit, when did the Nanny become re-relevant?”
Morpheous would like his costume back.
Not… gonna… make… it….
eeeyehhh..
not again.
nice smile!
It’s always nice when one of our male commenters meets a celebrity in real life.
+1
+2
This bitch STILL?
All that chronic is starting to make him look like Droop Dogg.
Attack of the Killer Whale.
Why would you attach somebody else’s ponytail to the back of your head?
Is that a La Quinta or what?
Not to be outdone by Enrique Iglesias, Paris found her own super fat fan to make out with.
what the….are those TEETH?
She pulled down her pants and like boom, there was just this huge bush there.
Hold my hand tight and I will deposit another million dollars in your account tomorrow.
Jennifer Aniston’s trend is catching on nicely I see.
kinda hot!
He smiled? Fuck, the world is going to end now for sure.
Something something lipstick on a pig….