Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring me talking about absolutely none of the photos in it because, on a serious note, huge thanks to Photo Boy for filling in while I dealt with some family shit. He earned his vacation next week, so you folks are stuck with little ol’ me, and I hope you like posts where I break down crying and pissing myself because I don’t know how to work the coffeemaker. Also, huge thanks to everyone for the well wishes and being badass readers. I don’t know what I’d do without you, except I do and it’s work retail. *holds up cardboard sign reading, “WILL BLOWJAY YOU TO READ MY DICK JOKES”*
In the meantime, due to the shit-crazery of this week, Most Important People will not be seen this weekend, so I understand if a couple of you have to commit suicide tomorrow. It’s honestly the only reasonable reaction here.
Enjoy the highly unorthodox Final Five that I’m not gonna lie is totally for me,
- The Superficial
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What a hideous, grotesque abomination. Talk about a walking waste. In a perfect world, people like that would be euthanized for leeching off of the overall populous. Also, that guy next to Paris could stand to lose a few.
Someone should tell Halloween mask manufacturers that Britney Spears isn’t relevant anymore.
Much to Clive’s surprise, “paid under the table”, was somewhat lost in translation.
“And Jack, remember. You’re my number one guy!”
Hoping to return to the good graces of the GOP, Arnold practices holding back large crowds from polling centers. “For the Gipper!”, he was heard to exclaim before passing out from the effort.
Sooooo……what HAS Clemmy from Reno 911! been doing since the show ended?
Nice one! :D
Positively LOVE Clemmy!
yes, we get it. You are so edgy and dark…… what a fucking poser
Those sisters really love the black eyeliner, huh.
Fat hispanic maid in sight?
she looks mature – that’s not a bad thing, except in her line of work
Agreed. I think she actually looks really pretty in this photo. Older – but still pretty.
Right… and then she get the impulse to smear dog crap all over the walls, like she did at her house when child protective services had to be called to protect her kids from her. “Britney… NO!” screamed her handlers, but she did it anyway… and then walked around naked. She’s mentally deficient, and that ain’t gonna change…
Yes, but she’s pretty, and being “mentally deficient” doesn’t change that either. She can be as crazy as she wants in her own life. I think she looks hot as hell.
Anna Kournikova has really let herself go….
Gives “Hang Loose” a whole new meaning.
Danny DeVito scores!
Ew, a tonsilith just flew out of her mouth.
Ah yes, your sophomore year, the year a fine arts student totally stops giving a shit about what they look like.
I would so eat her out.
To the clerk ‘You know, the black ones aren’t hideous enough…I like the style though…can you get me something in a revolting pattern?’
That hot college polevaulter has her own baby carriage line?
they’re both thinking, “i could totally tap that.”
“Khloe Kardasian in The Return of Benjamin Button”
win!
is that britney spears?
“Suck on this, Pippa!”
“Out with the old burrito, in with the new!”
Wow, black leather S&M outfits, so original!
Is…is she having a stroke?
“Souls here! Get your souls here! Among our previous offers we sell’em to the highest bidder” (spoken in a 1920′s new york accent)
even a gay man needs a woman’s loving hand sometimes….
Nevermind her nips, why has she got a golden clothes peg through her ear?
Dear America,
We sent you The Beatles, and you return the favour with THIS?
Yours
Britain
This was in San Juan, Puerto Rico BTW She looks in pain!!!
Someone needs to get their glasses checked…. no way that is either of them….. Kims ass is much bigger than that…. especially in white……
Bitch needs to loose weight. Love her voice!
Poor Josh- can’t even have a private moment. :(
Not only is that not Phoenix Chi, because shes like 13 now, but I dont think thats even her spawn. That looks nothing like Angel Murphy either. I think thats just some random little kid.
Josh Grobon and Jwoww?
Ugh! My social climbing sister got the prince, and all I get are a bunch of online stalkers obsessed with my ass
Perfect look for her “Toddlers in Tiaras” debut!
2.5 by the number of fingers they are holding up. The score given to Paris preformance in her sex tape.
Does Photoboy have a crush on Amy Lee?
Snooki wanted to check out the West Coast
Which one is Laurel and which one is Hardy??
Love them!!! Seeing her next week!!
*throws up*
she looks like a large midget
I always knew she was a transvestite