The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Quijibo
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    Nice arms. Sorry about your face.

  2. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Quijibo
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    Looks like she found all that weight she lost last time.

  3. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    savedatwins
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    demonstrating the man-whore skills that have gotten him where he is.

  4. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Really?
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    Cottage cheese bum

  5. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    savedatwins
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    what’s missing from this picture (and every picture)? Her baby.

  6. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    savedatwins
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    Lord Xenu compels you!

  7. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    Whichever of the paps shouted, “Deena, turn around! Let’s see the back!” should have been beaten to death with his own camera

  8. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
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    “She keeps Moet & Chandon
    in a pretty cabinet…”

  9. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    zomgbie
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    he mustve run out of travolta ultra black enamel interior/exterior paint.

  10. Roger Moore
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    IIIIIIII’d buyyy THAT for a dollar!!

  11. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    New and improved Joker Products!! With our new secret ingredient….SMILEX!!

  12. Roger Moore
    neo
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    This photo just got the 4chan meme creators running again.

  13. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Michael
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    Kneel before Zod!

  14. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    I’d take it to the hole.

  15. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Jezebel
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    Check out his work in Bug. Life imitates art. *scratch scratch*

  16. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    bubbles
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    Revolting shit machine

  17. Mike Ditka
    Yoda Mann
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    His features are getting tinier while his face is getting larger. Amazing.

  18. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    meeps!
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    That’s about right.

  19. Rob Kardashian
    meeps!
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    Douche.

  20. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Silverdragon
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    The new Jessica Simpson…

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
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    “You with the camera. If you fap to pictures of my mommy I will eat your soul!”

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    wow
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    No matter how good looking you are, if you have an ugly man’s kid, the kid will be ugly.

    Hot women should marry hot men with great genes only. Not ugly wealthy men. The world needs more beautiful people. Stop making ugly babies.

  23. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    sooruff
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    …” Mom I want “my” stylist fired today!!”

  24. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    sooruff
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    …”damn I need the black top and the cat ears to make my outfit complete…bloody hell” !!

  25. Rob Kardashian
    sooruff
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    ..”yeah I am a Kardashian, I am on the show..and yes she is my mother…hey hey hey.”

  26. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    sooruff
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    …Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Nutra system..I don’t f*****ing know, where’s the cookie dough?

  27. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    sassy
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    My dog makes the same face when she has an accident in the house

  28. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Peter Peterson
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    Chunky ripply buttocks, cankles, just not that great. I’ll do her for $82.00.

  29. Mike Ditka
    Vladmir
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    That old & he STILL has that Eddie Munster hairline; I’m impressed.

  30. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Mark B
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    Why yes.. I would know a thing or two about sewing human beings ass to mouth….

  31. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Bouncy Castle
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    Looks like he’s waiting to be fed by Alicia Silverstone.

  32. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Crissy
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    What’s with the fucking Chucky face?!!!

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Sardonic
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    ‘Neener. Neeener. Neener. I came out of a supermodel’s vagina and you didn’t, loser!’

  34. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    lori
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    Horrible and ghastly. Looks dead already.

  35. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    lori
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    Bikinis are not her friends.

  36. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    rocksta
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    gross

  37. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    HollywoodOutsider
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    January Jones, shown here in happier times.

  38. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    HollywoodOutsider
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    She’s been crap since day one.

  39. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
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    Saved by the smell.

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