Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
I’m constantly drunk, you understand,
- Photo Boy
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Nice arms. Sorry about your face.
Looks like she found all that weight she lost last time.
demonstrating the man-whore skills that have gotten him where he is.
Cottage cheese bum
So says the guy who’d cry if he ever met her.
what’s missing from this picture (and every picture)? Her baby.
Lord Xenu compels you!
Whichever of the paps shouted, “Deena, turn around! Let’s see the back!” should have been beaten to death with his own camera
“She keeps Moet & Chandon
in a pretty cabinet…”
Boner Killer Queen, boyo.
he mustve run out of travolta ultra black enamel interior/exterior paint.
IIIIIIII’d buyyy THAT for a dollar!!
New and improved Joker Products!! With our new secret ingredient….SMILEX!!
This photo just got the 4chan meme creators running again.
Kneel before Zod!
I’d take it to the hole.
Check out his work in Bug. Life imitates art. *scratch scratch*
Revolting shit machine
His features are getting tinier while his face is getting larger. Amazing.
That’s about right.
Douche.
The new Jessica Simpson…
“You with the camera. If you fap to pictures of my mommy I will eat your soul!”
No matter how good looking you are, if you have an ugly man’s kid, the kid will be ugly.
Hot women should marry hot men with great genes only. Not ugly wealthy men. The world needs more beautiful people. Stop making ugly babies.
Not. Always. True. Sometimes two beautiful beautiful make an ugly child. Case in point: The Willis girls.
…” Mom I want “my” stylist fired today!!”
…”damn I need the black top and the cat ears to make my outfit complete…bloody hell” !!
..”yeah I am a Kardashian, I am on the show..and yes she is my mother…hey hey hey.”
…Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Nutra system..I don’t f*****ing know, where’s the cookie dough?
My dog makes the same face when she has an accident in the house
Chunky ripply buttocks, cankles, just not that great. I’ll do her for $82.00.
That old & he STILL has that Eddie Munster hairline; I’m impressed.
Why yes.. I would know a thing or two about sewing human beings ass to mouth….
Looks like he’s waiting to be fed by Alicia Silverstone.
What’s with the fucking Chucky face?!!!
‘Neener. Neeener. Neener. I came out of a supermodel’s vagina and you didn’t, loser!’
Horrible and ghastly. Looks dead already.
Bikinis are not her friends.
gross
January Jones, shown here in happier times.
She’s been crap since day one.
Saved by the smell.