The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    bigalkie
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    Notice the super hot “nanny”. Good work little man.

  2. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
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    She’s on my list. And it’s been laminated.

  3. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
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    Drunken-alley downward facing dog rarely ends well.

  4. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    I had an awesome picture to put up for this one. What’s the deal, Fish?

  5. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    ds78
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    Never thought she was hot. I can somewhat understand the figure, but the face is bleh.

  6. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Martina
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    Did Derek Jeter trade out on Minka yet?
    that is one nice ass, mmmmmm

  7. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    My Larsa Pippen came in sections and there was no allen key.

  8. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    Martina
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    Two words: Soylent Green.

  9. Mike Ditka
    Martina
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    Angry white guy, since 1965.

  10. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    Martina
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    I wonder when Tom is going to trade out? Aly Michalka is available, so is Taylor Momsen

  11. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Martina
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    Nothing in between for her – she’s either stunning or meh………

  12. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Martina
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    She looks like an exhibit at the Botox Festival

  13. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Martina
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    Somebody needs to tell her: wearing a bikini is a privilege, not a right.

  14. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Martina
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    “Ahoy, mate”

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
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    “Yes mommy, I told that bitch Suri to back the fuck off or i’ll shit in her milkshake and that her mommy has flappy tits and takes a beating from midgets just like you told me to. Now can I have a puppy?”

  16. Rob Kardashian
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    Not pictured: Paris Hilton snorting coke out of her own vagina

  17. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    One of these two has AIDS…. and the other just contracted it

  18. Roger Moore
    may the faust be with you
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    The best Bond.

  19. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    She looks like my dentist… except my dentist isn’t this nuts.

  20. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Kirstie just waddles around town muttering, “Seymour…??? Seyyy-mourrr…??? Has anybody seen my Seymour?”

  21. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I love that Fish has confused everyone.

  22. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    Jusssst a bit on the chunky side and a few more miles on her odometer than I would normally like, but that looks like a grand pair of winnebagos and I, for one, would like to peruse them a bit more closely and thoroughly.

  23. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that there was a time when that was a magnificent ass!

  24. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    She’s really close to a slip of the lip here…

  25. Roger Moore
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    Reaction to the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

  26. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    irishboyo
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    WAY overrated.

  27. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Flatty
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    Seriously, where’s her butt?

  28. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Yatz
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    I’m sure she’s a very nice person – good mom, loyal co-worker, gives to charity, votes Democrat – and she most certainly has the right to go to the beach in a bikini and have a good time. My question: Why THE F**K do I have to see this????!!!!!!

  29. Roger Moore
    Swearin
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    “Mr. Moore, what was the experience like shooting your first Bond movie, Live and Let Die?”
    “So…many…black…people…ahhhh!”

  30. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    You know, people really rag on this girl, but honestly her and Shrek are in love! You don’t listen to what they say, Princess Fionna! Everyone is beautiful. Even ogres!

  31. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    But seriously, that is one ugly bear-pig, flat-assed “Woman”.

  32. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    Swearin
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    Just an average Tuesday night at Gaga’s house

  33. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    Dear Lord, she looks like she’s got the same thing the Olsen Twins got when they turned 18. She went from 17 skipped all those years and now looks 77. KEEEEEE-RIPES!

  34. Mike Ditka
    Swearin
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    He looks like the lead Keebler Elf, if he had been sampling the product one too many times

  35. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
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    More like, “Sophie Head Turner” AmIRight, fellas? Because she’s hot and you turn your head to look at her and… I’ll show myself out.

  36. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
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    And just like that… she gave up.

  37. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Swearin
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    This photo looks like a promotional still from a sitcom

  38. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    When she finds out Peter Dinklage snuck in under the back of her dress, she is going to be pissed!

  39. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    OK, seriously – who is this?!

  40. Roger Moore
    CanadiaDan
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    Indy told him not to open the Ark…

  41. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Swearin
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    “Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!”

  42. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Looks like she’s auditioning to be the Joker in the next Batman movie.

  43. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Jimbob
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    No implants= no interest. The implants made her and taking them out will break her.

  44. Rob Kardashian
    tlmck
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    “So your Leo DiCaprio? Bwahahahahaha.”

  45. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    Needs more up top to balance out the load.

  46. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    tlmck
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    Must be their monthly meds for Hep C.

  47. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    tlmck
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    She should not have chosen the Jennifer Nicole Lee line of swimwear.

  48. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    god particle
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    anybody else hears beeping sound of a garbage dump truck backing up when looking at that pic?

  49. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Damn girl, two sprained ankles at the same time.

  50. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Lala land
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    Damn, I see this picture and can’t help but wonder what kind of car is that?

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