Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
I’m constantly drunk, you understand,
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Notice the super hot “nanny”. Good work little man.
She’s on my list. And it’s been laminated.
Drunken-alley downward facing dog rarely ends well.
I had an awesome picture to put up for this one. What’s the deal, Fish?
Never thought she was hot. I can somewhat understand the figure, but the face is bleh.
Did Derek Jeter trade out on Minka yet?
that is one nice ass, mmmmmm
My Larsa Pippen came in sections and there was no allen key.
Two words: Soylent Green.
Angry white guy, since 1965.
I wonder when Tom is going to trade out? Aly Michalka is available, so is Taylor Momsen
Nothing in between for her – she’s either stunning or meh………
She looks like an exhibit at the Botox Festival
Somebody needs to tell her: wearing a bikini is a privilege, not a right.
“Ahoy, mate”
“Yes mommy, I told that bitch Suri to back the fuck off or i’ll shit in her milkshake and that her mommy has flappy tits and takes a beating from midgets just like you told me to. Now can I have a puppy?”
Not pictured: Paris Hilton snorting coke out of her own vagina
One of these two has AIDS…. and the other just contracted it
The best Bond.
If by best you mean the gayest Bond, then I agree…
I prefer to think of him as James Bond Lite.
She looks like my dentist… except my dentist isn’t this nuts.
Kirstie just waddles around town muttering, “Seymour…??? Seyyy-mourrr…??? Has anybody seen my Seymour?”
I love that Fish has confused everyone.
Jusssst a bit on the chunky side and a few more miles on her odometer than I would normally like, but that looks like a grand pair of winnebagos and I, for one, would like to peruse them a bit more closely and thoroughly.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that there was a time when that was a magnificent ass!
She’s really close to a slip of the lip here…
Reaction to the Hulk Hogan sex tape.
WAY overrated.
Seriously, where’s her butt?
I’m sure she’s a very nice person – good mom, loyal co-worker, gives to charity, votes Democrat – and she most certainly has the right to go to the beach in a bikini and have a good time. My question: Why THE F**K do I have to see this????!!!!!!
“Mr. Moore, what was the experience like shooting your first Bond movie, Live and Let Die?”
“So…many…black…people…ahhhh!”
You know, people really rag on this girl, but honestly her and Shrek are in love! You don’t listen to what they say, Princess Fionna! Everyone is beautiful. Even ogres!
But seriously, that is one ugly bear-pig, flat-assed “Woman”.
Just an average Tuesday night at Gaga’s house
Dear Lord, she looks like she’s got the same thing the Olsen Twins got when they turned 18. She went from 17 skipped all those years and now looks 77. KEEEEEE-RIPES!
He looks like the lead Keebler Elf, if he had been sampling the product one too many times
More like, “Sophie Head Turner” AmIRight, fellas? Because she’s hot and you turn your head to look at her and… I’ll show myself out.
And just like that… she gave up.
This photo looks like a promotional still from a sitcom
When she finds out Peter Dinklage snuck in under the back of her dress, she is going to be pissed!
OK, seriously – who is this?!
Indy told him not to open the Ark…
“Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!”
Looks like she’s auditioning to be the Joker in the next Batman movie.
No implants= no interest. The implants made her and taking them out will break her.
“So your Leo DiCaprio? Bwahahahahaha.”
Needs more up top to balance out the load.
Must be their monthly meds for Hep C.
She should not have chosen the Jennifer Nicole Lee line of swimwear.
anybody else hears beeping sound of a garbage dump truck backing up when looking at that pic?
Damn girl, two sprained ankles at the same time.
Damn, I see this picture and can’t help but wonder what kind of car is that?
Audi Q series. Either Q5 or 7.