Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
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It’s like someone put a brick in heels.
This is the final five?! Someone’s taking the piss. Seriously.
…starring as ashley olsen in “full house; purged house” a lifetime original movie.
Bob Forrest looks like shit.
Ohhhh…..”Turner”. Heh. I get it now.
More like HIV+ Mau5.
Her abs are in the wrong spot.
Her dance partner’s going to have fun trying to lift her.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure this pair isn’t going to be attempting any aerial maneuvers unless there’s a Sikorsky involved.
Hey Kid,
Are those space pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause your a…. uh, no, wait, scratch that.
Nice boobs…all 6 of them.
“Hey baby. I’m the least famous member of a family that nobody knows what they’re famous for. Wanna bang?”
She looks like shit. Injecting crap into her lips too now? WTF is wrong with all these hedonistic dumbasses?
Frickin creepy…
Who?
I horseshoe on the kids shirt is the wrong way, up means good luck, and down means the other thing.
Popped my cork! Heh.
I hear bloat is the new black this season.
Isn’t he the pimp from “Cat-house Las Vegas.”
Looks like a trendy bird turd walking.
“Huhu, yep I’m Goofy!”
He dress looks like some sort of amebic disease.
A saber-toothed turkey just in time for thanksgiving
Fuck I can’t remember the last time I saw an ass half this good and I’m in Colombia!
Scottie Pippen’s drag persona.
I don’t know about you but I was relieved when I realized this wasn’t Ewen McGreggor.
It’s nice to see Max Headroom making a comeback.
I think you mean Max Blackheads.
Now HE’S howling? I didn’t know it was communicable.
I’m having a hard time trying to tell… is this Mike Ditka or Mini-Mike Ditka?
“Your sister’s a WHOOOORE… and your mom’s kind of a cunt, too.”
Somehow I figure the TSA doesn’t bother.
Nonsense… she’s so oily that she slides right through the full-body scanner.
She IS pregnant
No shit… really?
I shudder to think of the people who lined up for this exclusive product launch. They probably have every episode of “Saved By The Bell” on VHS.
“So Mario, who is the love of your life?”
I almost didn’t recognize her, not looking pouty and doing high kicks. The only thing she was ever in is Alias, right?
Why does she always look like she is doing a Walk of Shame?
“See, you need to get in tighter when you’re sucking me off, like thisssssss”
I really must subscribe to this Latina magazine. Finally, a periodical written especially for me!
His hair is shaved like that because of his role in “Grace”. His outfit is what it is, because he is awesome. One of the best actors working today. I can’t wait for Iceman. :)
He is a great actor. One of the better ones today. He was really good in The Runaways.
how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?
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how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?
“Hi, I’m Rob…”
“Fuck off Rob! Nobody wants your Fat,stupid-ass.”
“Kardashian.”
“We are such big fans of whatever it is you do.”
Katie Couric is a beautiful, intelligent professional who stays in great shape and enjoys living life to the fullest, and you are all jealous. But, what is this picture of Jack Nicholson doing on here?
Isn’t that the bully that threatened to kick Spongebob’s butt?
Mrs. Puff? (I teach school kids)
Deadmau5 and Sam Ronson are in the same “profession” of DJ-ing which should explain why they look so much alike.
I can’t imagine anyone on Earth having a more perfectly appropriate name.
Enter pancake boobs in 3… 2..
This was how he sucked off the Korean grocer for a pack of smokes.
That’s another golden child in her belly… Tom Brady has the life..
He brought his own makeup mirror.