The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like someone put a brick in heels.

  2. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    O'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the final five?! Someone’s taking the piss. Seriously.

  3. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    …starring as ashley olsen in “full house; purged house” a lifetime original movie.

  4. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    Bob Forrest looks like shit.

  5. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohhhh…..”Turner”. Heh. I get it now.

  6. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    tito
    Commented on this photo:

    More like HIV+ Mau5.

  7. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her abs are in the wrong spot.

  8. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    seriouslynow
    Commented on this photo:

    Her dance partner’s going to have fun trying to lift her.

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Kid,
    Are those space pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause your a…. uh, no, wait, scratch that.

  10. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice boobs…all 6 of them.

  11. Rob Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey baby. I’m the least famous member of a family that nobody knows what they’re famous for. Wanna bang?”

  12. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like shit. Injecting crap into her lips too now? WTF is wrong with all these hedonistic dumbasses?

  13. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Frickin creepy…

  14. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Rainbow
    Commented on this photo:

    I horseshoe on the kids shirt is the wrong way, up means good luck, and down means the other thing.

  16. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Popped my cork! Heh.

  17. Rob Kardashian
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear bloat is the new black this season.

  18. Mike Ditka
    Sally
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t he the pimp from “Cat-house Las Vegas.”

  19. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a trendy bird turd walking.

  20. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Huhu, yep I’m Goofy!”

  21. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Sally
    Commented on this photo:

    He dress looks like some sort of amebic disease.

  22. Mike Ditka
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    A saber-toothed turkey just in time for thanksgiving

  23. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck I can’t remember the last time I saw an ass half this good and I’m in Colombia!

  24. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Scottie Pippen’s drag persona.

  25. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know about you but I was relieved when I realized this wasn’t Ewen McGreggor.

  26. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice to see Max Headroom making a comeback.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Now HE’S howling? I didn’t know it was communicable.

  28. Mike Ditka
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m having a hard time trying to tell… is this Mike Ditka or Mini-Mike Ditka?

  29. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your sister’s a WHOOOORE… and your mom’s kind of a cunt, too.”

  30. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Somehow I figure the TSA doesn’t bother.

  31. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Someone
    Commented on this photo:

    She IS pregnant

  32. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Commented on this photo:

    I shudder to think of the people who lined up for this exclusive product launch. They probably have every episode of “Saved By The Bell” on VHS.

  33. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “So Mario, who is the love of your life?”

  34. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I almost didn’t recognize her, not looking pouty and doing high kicks. The only thing she was ever in is Alias, right?

  35. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    JuggNuttz
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she always look like she is doing a Walk of Shame?

  36. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Commented on this photo:

    “See, you need to get in tighter when you’re sucking me off, like thisssssss”

  37. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I really must subscribe to this Latina magazine. Finally, a periodical written especially for me!

  38. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    His hair is shaved like that because of his role in “Grace”. His outfit is what it is, because he is awesome. One of the best actors working today. I can’t wait for Iceman. :)

  39. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?

  40. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    Back Alley QWOP

  41. Rob Kardashian
    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?

  42. Rob Kardashian
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, I’m Rob…”

    “Fuck off Rob! Nobody wants your Fat,stupid-ass.”

    “Kardashian.”

    “We are such big fans of whatever it is you do.”

  43. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie Couric is a beautiful, intelligent professional who stays in great shape and enjoys living life to the fullest, and you are all jealous. But, what is this picture of Jack Nicholson doing on here?

  44. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that the bully that threatened to kick Spongebob’s butt?

  45. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Deadmau5 and Sam Ronson are in the same “profession” of DJ-ing which should explain why they look so much alike.

  46. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t imagine anyone on Earth having a more perfectly appropriate name.

  47. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Enter pancake boobs in 3… 2..

  48. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    This was how he sucked off the Korean grocer for a pack of smokes.

  49. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s another golden child in her belly… Tom Brady has the life..

  50. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    He brought his own makeup mirror.

Leave A Comment