Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
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Why is Steven Tyler in a dress?
Thank you.
Hello, have you seen my career? Are you photographing me for an audition?
I’d love to party with this guy.
watch this scary mofo as ‘The Iceman’ and you’ll shit your pants. he’s one creepy dude, PERFECT role for him.
AND he’s gonna be General Zod in the new Superman movie!
mom’s sunglasses cost more than the kid’s entire outfit.
Someone needs to have a chat with this young woman. She already dresses like a little old lady and she’s only 18 years old.
She really is a natural beauty. Too bad about the bolt-ons which pretty much ruin it.
Dear women,
Small > fake every day of the week. Also, there is no such thing as a “good boob job” – only varying degrees of bad ones.
I speak on behalf of 97% of straight males.
I think she is pretty. However, to call her natural means maybe you haven’t seen her before pictures.
If she smiles any harder, her face will crack.
I still don’t understand why there are ads with her. I see the product, Celebrity endorsements are supposed to make you want to buy the product, not throw up.
Well to be fair, the products she endorses—whipped cream- and marshmallow-flavored vodkas—should already make you want to throw up.
Much better teeth than Moore.
Looks like she’s smelling her own fart.
“Different strokes for different folks.”
I guess that must also apply to really, REALLY, freaky, and bizarrely different folks, as well…???
yeah, even ‘alt’ ones who are still grounded enough to shop at z-gallerie and payless shoes
Sophie…SOPHIE…please don’t go. I’ll do better…
i cannot stand this yo-yo
Those motherfucking Las Vegas party folks will think of any excuse to install a hangover…
Anabolic video just asked her to star in another colonoscopy.
Hesitant at first, she perked up when it was explained that this time there would be no doctor with a colonoscope.
Yeah, I read that caption as “Exploring The Arse Gala” too.
I think of Jennifer Garner like the food at an all-you-can-eat buffet: filling, warm, decent sauce or gravy, and not too damn bad. But not exactly right either.
Troll face reloaded…
Is she part Klingon?
I’ve always found her incredibly sexy. Until now.
“This is bullshit. I used to only have to walk a straight line to prove I was sober enough to drive.”
“OMIGOSH, everybody, it’s Katie zzzzzz…zzzzzz…zzzzzz…”
there’s that smile we all know and love
Does it make me gay to say his mouth looks like a porn star’s asshole?
No, just a porn connoisseur.
I had no idea Miley hung out with mexicans. Her dad must be furious.
That is one really hot chiquita. I bet she’d be great sprinkled on eggs.
the return of Amy Whinehouse.
Absolutely fucking disgusting legs.
Newest member of The Expendables
Look at that as, man! Very fucking sexy. That’s an ass I would dive face first into.
That kid is trying to steal my soul. Sorry kid, don’t have one. I will fuck your mom, though.
She looks younger in this pic. Judging from the quality of the pic, it was either taken with a very shitty camera or it’s just an old picture.
Dude looks gay.
Dude, understandably, looks like he’s being held hostage.
Typical white girl ass. Nothing special. The thong with see through tights is a nice touch though.
You called?
Just reminding Kourtney how her family earned all of their money.
Wow. Condoms sponsoring the Jersey Shore. A day late and a dollar short. Snooki already got pregnant.
Not aging well. And FUCK Michael Bay!
“Hello ladies. My sister’s a famous whore. Wanna fuck?”
I swear one of these days I’m gonna nail that ass to the wall. I’d put some colour in that ass.
This fucking girl better not throw away all of her talent and go the way of the other celebrity fame whores we have these days.
So no one’s going to mention the ghost kid sitting in the window?
You just did.
She’s one of those rare female douchebags.
Love watching her walk away.
“Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Looks like Miley Cyrus put on some weight.
It’s always good to stretch before strenuous sexual activity.
I pity her dancing partner.
She got the one who likes to smack the ladies around. Coincidence? Methinks not.
FEED ME MORE!
She’s got a little captain in her.
it sucks when the anal beads pop out unexpectedly.
Da Brownies!