The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why is Steven Tyler in a dress?

  2. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hello, have you seen my career? Are you photographing me for an audition?

  3. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    BillEBuoy
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    I’d love to party with this guy.

  4. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Doo Doo Brown
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    watch this scary mofo as ‘The Iceman’ and you’ll shit your pants. he’s one creepy dude, PERFECT role for him.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    BillEBuoy
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    mom’s sunglasses cost more than the kid’s entire outfit.

  6. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    Someone needs to have a chat with this young woman. She already dresses like a little old lady and she’s only 18 years old.

  7. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Skyfall Tuxedo Unveiling Planet Hollywood
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    She really is a natural beauty. Too bad about the bolt-ons which pretty much ruin it.

    Dear women,
    Small > fake every day of the week. Also, there is no such thing as a “good boob job” – only varying degrees of bad ones.

    I speak on behalf of 97% of straight males.

  8. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Colin
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    I still don’t understand why there are ads with her. I see the product, Celebrity endorsements are supposed to make you want to buy the product, not throw up.

  9. Mike Ditka
    BillEBuoy
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    Much better teeth than Moore.

  10. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
    MFer
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    Looks like she’s smelling her own fart.

  11. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    “Different strokes for different folks.”
    I guess that must also apply to really, REALLY, freaky, and bizarrely different folks, as well…???

  12. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
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    Sophie…SOPHIE…please don’t go. I’ll do better…

  13. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    BillEBuoy
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    i cannot stand this yo-yo

  14. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Skyfall Tuxedo Unveiling Planet Hollywood
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    Those motherfucking Las Vegas party folks will think of any excuse to install a hangover…

  15. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Anabolic video just asked her to star in another colonoscopy.
    Hesitant at first, she perked up when it was explained that this time there would be no doctor with a colonoscope.

  16. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
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    I think of Jennifer Garner like the food at an all-you-can-eat buffet: filling, warm, decent sauce or gravy, and not too damn bad. But not exactly right either.

  17. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Later
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    Troll face reloaded…

  18. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    rantatonne
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    Is she part Klingon?

  19. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
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    I’ve always found her incredibly sexy. Until now.

  20. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
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    “This is bullshit. I used to only have to walk a straight line to prove I was sober enough to drive.”

  21. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    “OMIGOSH, everybody, it’s Katie zzzzzz…zzzzzz…zzzzzz…”

  22. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    BillEBuoy
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    there’s that smile we all know and love

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    spasmoid
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    Does it make me gay to say his mouth looks like a porn star’s asshole?

  24. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
    spasmoid
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    I had no idea Miley hung out with mexicans. Her dad must be furious.

  25. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
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    That is one really hot chiquita. I bet she’d be great sprinkled on eggs.

  26. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    the return of Amy Whinehouse.

  27. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    BillEBuoy
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    Absolutely fucking disgusting legs.

  28. Roger Moore
    Big Jim
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    Newest member of The Expendables

  29. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Look at that as, man! Very fucking sexy. That’s an ass I would dive face first into.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
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    That kid is trying to steal my soul. Sorry kid, don’t have one. I will fuck your mom, though.

  31. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
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    She looks younger in this pic. Judging from the quality of the pic, it was either taken with a very shitty camera or it’s just an old picture.

    Dude looks gay.

  32. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    Typical white girl ass. Nothing special. The thong with see through tights is a nice touch though.

  33. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    You called?

  34. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    Just reminding Kourtney how her family earned all of their money.

  35. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    Wow. Condoms sponsoring the Jersey Shore. A day late and a dollar short. Snooki already got pregnant.

  36. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
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    Not aging well. And FUCK Michael Bay!

  37. Rob Kardashian
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    “Hello ladies. My sister’s a famous whore. Wanna fuck?”

  38. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
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    I swear one of these days I’m gonna nail that ass to the wall. I’d put some colour in that ass.

  39. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    This fucking girl better not throw away all of her talent and go the way of the other celebrity fame whores we have these days.

  40. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    So no one’s going to mention the ghost kid sitting in the window?

  41. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
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    She’s one of those rare female douchebags.

  42. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
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    Love watching her walk away.

  43. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    JJ
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    “Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

  44. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
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    Looks like Miley Cyrus put on some weight.

  45. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
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    It’s always good to stretch before strenuous sexual activity.

  46. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    I pity her dancing partner.

  47. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    FEED ME MORE!

  48. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    She’s got a little captain in her.

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    tito
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    it sucks when the anal beads pop out unexpectedly.

  50. Mike Ditka
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    Da Brownies!

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