The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aren’t you glad I’m white and you only have to open your mouth ‘this big’ to suck me?”

  2. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well she didn’t gain it ALL back.
    Did she?

  3. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    He very much enjoyed the design process, particularly the modeling sessions.

  4. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    When it’s laundry day, and have nothing to wear, and you broke out in a big zit, and you were out drinking wayyy too late last night…
    You skip the red carpets and the premieres.

    • BillEBuoy

      . . .and you cannot knock your wanky eye back into its correct position; and your friends, in their drunken rage, shaved the front portion of your hair . . .

  5. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Has anybody seen this man? He’s gold painted and his abs look delicious. Please . . . I must have him.”

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just had a wet dream.

  7. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s me in the background.

    No I’m not a paparazzi… why do you ask?

  8. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she certainly gets around.

  9. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    January leaves me cold.

  10. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so perky I want to drive a nail through her forehead (yeah OK I got that off an episode of Roseanne)

  11. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she really likes carbs.
    That’s a pasta & potatoes torso.

    • Hank Hill

      nice ASSumption. You have not a clue of what her diet is or why she has the body type she has. diet is only one component of how people’s bodies end up the way they do. genetics and child birth are 2 other big factors. you’re an idiot who likes to judge people from behind the curtain of his computer. how pussyrific.

  12. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who she is but she should wear a one-piece

  13. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Commented on this photo:

    These aren’t actually sold at Kmart, he just had time to do this during his shift break there.

  14. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s quite fine.

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim just walked past.

    MoooOoooooOooo

  16. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve created turds more attractive than that!!!

  17. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Tidbit
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the model for the Troll Face meme.

  18. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God.

    NO SPIN OFFS.

  19. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    “Goddammit! Stupid Sandbag, or whatever his name is, got caught under the tire again. So irritating.”

  20. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I couldn’t be sure until the final pic, but I like her.

  21. Roger Moore
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    “Holy hell, look how old Van Damme has gotten!”

  22. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a really old picture. Gaga hasn’t looked like this since 2007, before she had a mainstream hit.

  23. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Uncle J
    Commented on this photo:

    Me : “Are you looking at me?”
    Him : “Ha ha, the Robert DeNiro impression, very nice.”
    Me: “Uh, no sir. I genuinly want to know if you are looing at me or not.”

  24. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Dwight Schrute looks funny without his glasses on.

  25. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Uncle J
    Commented on this photo:

    She must love 69 with him because all she has to suck is toes.

  26. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello Minka’s bum, mind if i cum in?

  27. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Anonymouse
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass, killer cankles (never noticed that before)

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Now you stay here honey, mommy’s gotta go parade in front of the paps.

  29. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Commented on this photo:

    I really love and admire this man, he is great on GOT.

  30. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it. He uses a strap on.

  31. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    I'mCool
    Commented on this photo:

    Be careful, people!
    If this comment I’m replying to gets over 20 votes, it will create a time paradox.

  32. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Da Meat Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there more than one photo of this in today’s The Crap We Missed? Why are there ANY photos of this on The Superficial? And right after a photo of Kirstie Alley?

  33. Roger Moore
    iRocZ
    Commented on this photo:

    My god! My proctologist has a gold finger!

  34. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    My inner-pervert loves dresses like this.

  35. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    JennywithaY
    Commented on this photo:

    Each time I look at this picture, I find another horrifying detail. Wow, what a hideous shirt. Say, that jacket sure is shiny! Huh, his skin sure is breaking out. Why did he shave the front part of his hair like that? Did he get in a fight with a weed whack – WTF is wrong with his mouth and where are his teeth?! Did someone force feed him lemons all morning? Did he forget to wear his dentures? Is he developing Alzheimer’s and has now completely forgotten where he is?

  36. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    CartlT
    Commented on this photo:

    she had a good role on Parenthood..on NBC, but she is out now.

  37. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Heather
    Commented on this photo:

    I think we’ve discovered the source of the muskrat infestation. It’s nesting season.

  38. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Never was into this chick for her looks but she scored major points with me when she stuck up for her husband after they lost the Super Bowl. That’s real love. Good for her.

  39. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    continu
    Commented on this photo:

    Lower your shoulders!

  40. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Never found her hot when everyone did, am starting to appreciate her looks now that everyone doesn’t. Am I Armond White?

  41. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    If she were next door I would stare compulsively. But this is the internet. I expect something more Minka-ish.

  42. Roger Moore
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s always weird when someone tries to match the color of their eyeglasses to their teeth.

  43. Mike Ditka
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think this guy could even win against mini-Ditka any more.

  44. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Moscow suits her.

  45. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Could we please have more of this and less Kirstie Alley and that Cortese chick?

  46. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    So should I wait for the hit & run return to relevancy or just start now?

  47. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass. Didn’t she used to have boobs too tho ?

  48. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    So they’ve started shooting the “Betty Draper: Original Hipster” spinoff?

  49. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Ehhh
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s Sarah Harding? What is she famous for?…. You know what never mind, don’t answer, I really don’t give a shit.

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a Douche! A DOUUUUUCHE!!”

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