Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
I’m constantly drunk, you understand,
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“Aren’t you glad I’m white and you only have to open your mouth ‘this big’ to suck me?”
Well she didn’t gain it ALL back.
Did she?
No, she left 2 ounces in her other pair of panties…
He very much enjoyed the design process, particularly the modeling sessions.
When it’s laundry day, and have nothing to wear, and you broke out in a big zit, and you were out drinking wayyy too late last night…
You skip the red carpets and the premieres.
. . .and you cannot knock your wanky eye back into its correct position; and your friends, in their drunken rage, shaved the front portion of your hair . . .
… yes, and that. ESPECIALLY that.
Thanks, laughing as I type this.
“Has anybody seen this man? He’s gold painted and his abs look delicious. Please . . . I must have him.”
Yes I met him in person and he is the epitome of PERFECTION!
I think I just had a wet dream.
That’s me in the background.
No I’m not a paparazzi… why do you ask?
Well, she certainly gets around.
January leaves me cold.
she’s so perky I want to drive a nail through her forehead (yeah OK I got that off an episode of Roseanne)
It was necessary to repeat. Good call.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she really likes carbs.
That’s a pasta & potatoes torso.
nice ASSumption. You have not a clue of what her diet is or why she has the body type she has. diet is only one component of how people’s bodies end up the way they do. genetics and child birth are 2 other big factors. you’re an idiot who likes to judge people from behind the curtain of his computer. how pussyrific.
Dude, we’re all here because we like to judge people from behind the curtain of their computer – hypocrite.
Worst Hank Hill impersonation ever.
I don’t know who she is but she should wear a one-piece
These aren’t actually sold at Kmart, he just had time to do this during his shift break there.
She’s quite fine.
Kim just walked past.
MoooOoooooOooo
I’ve created turds more attractive than that!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the model for the Troll Face meme.
Thank God.
NO SPIN OFFS.
“Goddammit! Stupid Sandbag, or whatever his name is, got caught under the tire again. So irritating.”
I couldn’t be sure until the final pic, but I like her.
“Holy hell, look how old Van Damme has gotten!”
This is a really old picture. Gaga hasn’t looked like this since 2007, before she had a mainstream hit.
Me : “Are you looking at me?”
Him : “Ha ha, the Robert DeNiro impression, very nice.”
Me: “Uh, no sir. I genuinly want to know if you are looing at me or not.”
Dwight Schrute looks funny without his glasses on.
She must love 69 with him because all she has to suck is toes.
Hello Minka’s bum, mind if i cum in?
Great ass, killer cankles (never noticed that before)
Now you stay here honey, mommy’s gotta go parade in front of the paps.
I really love and admire this man, he is great on GOT.
I knew it. He uses a strap on.
Be careful, people!
If this comment I’m replying to gets over 20 votes, it will create a time paradox.
Ooooh I wanna see that!! Everyone give I’mCool a thumb up!!
Why is there more than one photo of this in today’s The Crap We Missed? Why are there ANY photos of this on The Superficial? And right after a photo of Kirstie Alley?
My god! My proctologist has a gold finger!
My inner-pervert loves dresses like this.
Each time I look at this picture, I find another horrifying detail. Wow, what a hideous shirt. Say, that jacket sure is shiny! Huh, his skin sure is breaking out. Why did he shave the front part of his hair like that? Did he get in a fight with a weed whack – WTF is wrong with his mouth and where are his teeth?! Did someone force feed him lemons all morning? Did he forget to wear his dentures? Is he developing Alzheimer’s and has now completely forgotten where he is?
she had a good role on Parenthood..on NBC, but she is out now.
I think we’ve discovered the source of the muskrat infestation. It’s nesting season.
Never was into this chick for her looks but she scored major points with me when she stuck up for her husband after they lost the Super Bowl. That’s real love. Good for her.
Lower your shoulders!
Never found her hot when everyone did, am starting to appreciate her looks now that everyone doesn’t. Am I Armond White?
Wrong, you’re Arnold
desperate, and likely deranged
If she were next door I would stare compulsively. But this is the internet. I expect something more Minka-ish.
Hear hear!
It’s always weird when someone tries to match the color of their eyeglasses to their teeth.
I don’t think this guy could even win against mini-Ditka any more.
Moscow suits her.
Could we please have more of this and less Kirstie Alley and that Cortese chick?
So should I wait for the hit & run return to relevancy or just start now?
Great ass. Didn’t she used to have boobs too tho ?
So they’ve started shooting the “Betty Draper: Original Hipster” spinoff?
Who’s Sarah Harding? What is she famous for?…. You know what never mind, don’t answer, I really don’t give a shit.
“I’m a Douche! A DOUUUUUCHE!!”
Damn! You stole mine! So, nice one.