The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
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    “Coming in December, just in time for Christmas, your local Kmart will be carrying the Mario Lopez Signature Butt/Ball Scratcher…”

  2. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    Cock Dr
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    He looks like he would be grateful.
    Grateful men are less likely to fuck a woman over.
    Good luck kids!

  3. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Josephus
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    “YOLO.” – Kirstie Alley’s dress

  4. Roger Moore
    Joe
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    That’s “SIR ROGER MOORE, GODDAMMITT!!”

  5. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
    yoop
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    “Best two out of three? Somebody yell ‘Ready, Set, Go’”

  6. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    Mumra
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    SO at the end of the day does her butt smell like sweaty cow or does it it smell like sweaty ass? Or Perhaps it smells like a sweaty cows ass.

  7. Rob Kardashian
    henryhill
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    OMG, your sister’s sex tape was so great…can i get a picture with you?

  8. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Drop and give me twenty, maggot! Sound off like you got a pair!”

  9. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Mumra
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    Wally Cox got a sex change?

  10. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    1NDUN
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    What kind of asshole has a number as part of their name? Fuckin’ copycat. Is it pronounced Deadmoss?

  11. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    henryhill
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    you people wouldn’t know edgy if it were tattooed all over your reconstructed bodies.

  12. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    CT
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    Sweet. We have the same vehicle…that’s a start, right? RIGHT?

  13. Roger Moore
    Johnny P!
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    Thought this was a pic from the Republican Convection at first.

  14. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Skyfall Tuxedo Unveiling Planet Hollywood
    I'mCool
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    You know you’ve made it when you’re the “celeb” at an A-list event like a tuxedo from a movie being unveiled at a Planet Hollywood.

    • Bond’s tux will look great displayed next to the fur loin cloth worn by Marc Singer in Beastmaster 2.

      How Planet Hollywood survives is beyond me…

  15. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    She’s not ALL that bad…I mean, I’m sure she…maybe she can…BWAAAAA…Fuck. There goes breakfast.

  16. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Mumra
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    OK, I give up. What the fuck is a Larsa Pippen.

  17. Roger Moore
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    I’m guessing that instead of “an open book” his heart is now just a bunch of clogged arteries!

  18. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    Cocaine: It does a TV show host good!

  19. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Skyfall Tuxedo Unveiling Planet Hollywood
    1NDUN
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    Who would?
    Can I give myself a thumbs down for that?

  20. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Mumra
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    Larsa – that’s Dutch for Extra Large, right?

  21. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    “Zaloooooooog”

  22. Mike Ditka
    Johnny P!
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    Republican Convention pic again???

  23. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    Can’t think of a witty caption, so I’ll just go with “Fat pig.”

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Johnny P!
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    Scott: “This is what you sound like when you’re sleeping: Awoooooooooo!”
    Kourtney: “I DO NOT!!!… do I?”

  25. Roger Moore
    asasd
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    Most people are not aware that Roger Moore is actually THREE YEARS OLDER THAN SEAN CONNERY.

  26. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Johnny P!
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    He can’t wait to get back to his hotel room and jerk off on his own pictures.
    Yeah, I said it…

  27. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Fat, frumpy, wrinkled, saggy, ugly, shabby, filthy, dirty, lumpy actress.

  28. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    1NDUN
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    Her time is just about up.
    God I suck at this.

  29. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    Little known fact…His daughter is actually 37 years old.

  30. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
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    She looks like a flight attendant on Lepercaun Airlines…

  31. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Give Affleck credit for one thing; he married the right Jennifer.

  32. Rob Kardashian
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What do you mean you won’t have sex with me? I have my hat backwards and I’m wearing a graphic-T! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK!”

  33. Rob Kardashian
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    “Listen, Rob, all you have to do is treat your sisters like goddesses and eventually you’ll get ALL of them to fuck you…”

  34. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    I remember when famous strippers were fabulously gorgeous.
    Standards seem to have fallen.

  35. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    B&WMinstrel
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    Most fucked up Kat and mau5 since Itchy and Scratchy

  36. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Please calm down…it’s hurting us.

  37. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Twiggy did it so much better.

  38. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    I can only imagine the hairiest butthole. Ever.

  39. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    I'mCool
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    If she could just have a stroke, her face might even out.

  40. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Cynthia Nixon, January Jones… whatever…

  41. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Sheppy
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    That’s an ass I could get into.

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    Sorry Scott, but the black microphones are girthier than that.

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    phffft...
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    “I said your sister is MOOOOO…”

  44. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
    I'mCool
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    You heard that all the way in the basement of your mom’s house?

  45. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    anonym
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    i smell fish

  46. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Johnny P!
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    Why is this Wal-Mart shopper in the news?

  47. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh, was she a great big fat person?

  48. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Johnny P!
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    Scientology works!!!

  49. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Why so CBS?

  50. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    Larsa Pippin? Ass a-poppin’!

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