Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
I’m constantly drunk, you understand,
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“Coming in December, just in time for Christmas, your local Kmart will be carrying the Mario Lopez Signature Butt/Ball Scratcher…”
He looks like he would be grateful.
Grateful men are less likely to fuck a woman over.
Good luck kids!
“YOLO.” – Kirstie Alley’s dress
That’s “SIR ROGER MOORE, GODDAMMITT!!”
“Best two out of three? Somebody yell ‘Ready, Set, Go’”
SO at the end of the day does her butt smell like sweaty cow or does it it smell like sweaty ass? Or Perhaps it smells like a sweaty cows ass.
What the fuck are you talking about? You’d dive into that no matter what is smelled like.
OMG, your sister’s sex tape was so great…can i get a picture with you?
“Drop and give me twenty, maggot! Sound off like you got a pair!”
Wally Cox got a sex change?
What kind of asshole has a number as part of their name? Fuckin’ copycat. Is it pronounced Deadmoss?
you people wouldn’t know edgy if it were tattooed all over your reconstructed bodies.
Sweet. We have the same vehicle…that’s a start, right? RIGHT?
Thought this was a pic from the Republican Convection at first.
You know you’ve made it when you’re the “celeb” at an A-list event like a tuxedo from a movie being unveiled at a Planet Hollywood.
Bond’s tux will look great displayed next to the fur loin cloth worn by Marc Singer in Beastmaster 2.
How Planet Hollywood survives is beyond me…
She’s not ALL that bad…I mean, I’m sure she…maybe she can…BWAAAAA…Fuck. There goes breakfast.
OK, I give up. What the fuck is a Larsa Pippen.
Scottie Pippen’s penis sock? Just a guess.
“You are correct, sir…and Johnny, what has he won?”
“Bob, it’s a NEW CAR!!!…It’s the brand new 1997 model Yugo Hatchback with factory steering wheel and four tubeless whitewall tires…”
I’m guessing that instead of “an open book” his heart is now just a bunch of clogged arteries!
Cocaine: It does a TV show host good!
Who would?
Can I give myself a thumbs down for that?
Larsa – that’s Dutch for Extra Large, right?
“Zaloooooooog”
You called?
Republican Convention pic again???
Can’t think of a witty caption, so I’ll just go with “Fat pig.”
Scott: “This is what you sound like when you’re sleeping: Awoooooooooo!”
Kourtney: “I DO NOT!!!… do I?”
Most people are not aware that Roger Moore is actually THREE YEARS OLDER THAN SEAN CONNERY.
That’s true, most people think he is 50 years older than Sean Connery!
He can’t wait to get back to his hotel room and jerk off on his own pictures.
Yeah, I said it…
so did somebody else. before you.
Fat, frumpy, wrinkled, saggy, ugly, shabby, filthy, dirty, lumpy actress.
Her time is just about up.
God I suck at this.
Little known fact…His daughter is actually 37 years old.
She looks like a flight attendant on Lepercaun Airlines…
Give Affleck credit for one thing; he married the right Jennifer.
“What do you mean you won’t have sex with me? I have my hat backwards and I’m wearing a graphic-T! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK!”
“Listen, Rob, all you have to do is treat your sisters like goddesses and eventually you’ll get ALL of them to fuck you…”
I remember when famous strippers were fabulously gorgeous.
Standards seem to have fallen.
Most fucked up Kat and mau5 since Itchy and Scratchy
Oh he’ll be itchy and scratchy when she’s through with him, that’s for sure.
Please calm down…it’s hurting us.
Twiggy did it so much better.
I can only imagine the hairiest butthole. Ever.
If she could just have a stroke, her face might even out.
Cynthia Nixon, January Jones… whatever…
That’s an ass I could get into.
Sorry Scott, but the black microphones are girthier than that.
“I said your sister is MOOOOO…”
You heard that all the way in the basement of your mom’s house?
i bet he’s in your basement – with your mom
i smell fish
Why is this Wal-Mart shopper in the news?
Oh, was she a great big fat person?
Scientology works!!!
Why so CBS?
Larsa Pippin? Ass a-poppin’!