The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    I love this look so much.

  2. Roger Moore
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    Years ago I was on an escalator at LAX and Roger Moore was right behind me. I turned around and looked at him and he had a bunch of hair growing out of his nose. Haven’t liked him ever since.

  3. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Skyfall Tuxedo Unveiling Planet Hollywood
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    Holly, if you have gas pains, just go to the ladies room and take care of that.

  4. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
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    Third nipple.

  5. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    Recounting the family’s rise to fame.

  6. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    insert joke containing ‘hard’

  7. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    I’m suddenly regretting my lunchtime taco. *urp*

  8. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
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    Didn’t she used to be black?

  9. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Her hair has that fashionable “just rolled out of the fridge” look.

  10. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    she had to hire a designer to build that dress around her because theres no way she put that sausage pack on her self

  11. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Katie can unhinge her jaw to swallow things larger than her head…true story.

  12. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Trojans: because if you’re drunk and horny enough to take a girl like this home for a banging you can do your part to prevent the very worst of consequences.

  13. Rob Kardashian
    it had to be said
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    From the look on his face it looks like she stumped him with one of those “knock, knock” jokes we’ve all heard about.

  14. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    Odd…Kirstie Alley at Dancing with the Stars, looks a lot like “hooker walking home after bachelor party”.

  15. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
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    What the fuck is wrapped around her right thigh? Is this some sort of bondage activity? Can I play?

  16. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    chunky girl with no ass – that’s unpossible

  17. Rob Kardashian
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    jaysusmary&joseph. Now I know the answer when someone asks me if I could go back in time and? Fucking whack Kris Jenner is the answer. every time.

  18. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
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    Face down, ass up.

  19. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    this looks shopped

  20. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    it had to be said
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    Yes, I was *absolutely* looking at your ass. Any other questions?

  21. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Mumra
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    > A man who took a twist of fate, a misguided jumbling of his DNA, and managed through the force of his own will and talents made himself into a great success.
    > BTW, as of January 2012, he is worth Seven Million Dollars and is known as a shrewd investor. His salary per episode is in the higher end of the five figure range. On and if you’ve noticed, since season two he has received a top of the title billing.
    > Did I mention that he has no less than SIX movies coming out in the remainder of 2012 and 2013, Including something called “My Dinner With Hervé ” where he plays the part of Hervé Villechaize – now that should be a real hoot.
    > Oh, one other thing, he’s also done stunt work for other little people who couldn’t hack the physicality. And he does Shakespeare – live – on stage – in front of an audience.
    > The dude might be small, but boy, does he have a big brass pair.

  22. Mike Ditka
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    Nice to see that Ditka finally learned how to remain calm after his cardiac event some years back…

  23. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    Blech.
    ‘Alfred E. Newman’

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    I'mCool
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    Well sure, moving the drink away from a blind man is one way to show what a bitch you are.

  25. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    it had to be said
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    Annie Lennox looks like absolute hell.

  26. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    Wow, who needs protection from Autumn sunlight?

  27. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
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    Reduced to selling his skivvies at Kmart. Now his career isn’t the only thing put on lay away!

  28. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    dude you’re getting a sybian!

  29. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    I'mCool
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    somehow I was getting a different image when I read “Mario Lopez launching his underwear …”

  30. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    She’s looking pretty fucking tasty from this angle…

  31. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    In another 6 months his daughter will be someone he can really look up to.

  32. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
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    When did she turn into a ice cube stuck between the cushions of grandma’s couch?

  33. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
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    if you turn your head sideways it looks like she is climbing the wall

  34. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Mumra
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    She better do as many movies as she can before that face falls off.

  35. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    “Scott, quit trying to blow smoke rings…you don’t even smoke.”

  36. Rob Kardashian
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    NO I”M NOT KHLOE !!! I’m the other son.

  37. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Josephus
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    “No, that’s a hundred. This look is not cheap, honey. All right! Wait, don’t leave! Fine, I’ll do it for 50. Just don’t tell Lucious.”

  38. Francia Raisa Cleavage Latina Magazine Latinos In Hollywood Party
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    i can actually hear her thinking she is better than me

  39. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
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    If she were to get into an accident, she could just lie down in the road next to her car and oncoming traffic would be forewarned.

  40. Rob Kardashian
    Mumra
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    One of the most talented, hardest working men in Hollywood.
    HAHAHAHA HAHAHA hahaha hahhaha..haha..ha ….wheeeeeez…. God, sometimes I kill myself.

  41. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    anonymous
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    Looks like “Michael Scott” can’t help but relive watching her sister’s video with Ray J.

  42. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    yoop
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    It’s nice they strap him to the stroller so if he falls out it doesn’t get away from him.

  43. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Her tits are sagging so far it’s pulling on her neck !!

  44. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    kirstie doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt

    never mind – she just wants to be fed

  45. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
    Mumra
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    What happens when all the spandex and other elastic shit comes off?

  46. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Joe
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    She spent a shit load of cash to look this horrible.

  47. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    yoop
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    “They’ll never recognize me now. If I hurry I can make a break for it and leave that bastard behind.”

  48. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Joe
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    Nope, nothing gay about that.

  49. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Mumra
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    So Amanda Bynes has found a walking buddy?

  50. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    henryhill
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    si, si, puta madre, es muy malo.

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