Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.
I’m constantly drunk, you understand,
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I love this look so much.
Years ago I was on an escalator at LAX and Roger Moore was right behind me. I turned around and looked at him and he had a bunch of hair growing out of his nose. Haven’t liked him ever since.
Dear person who thumbed down this comment,
I don’t like you.
Holly, if you have gas pains, just go to the ladies room and take care of that.
Third nipple.
That would explain Roger Moore’s reaction in the eariler pic.
Recounting the family’s rise to fame.
insert joke containing ‘hard’
I’m suddenly regretting my lunchtime taco. *urp*
was it hairy?
Didn’t she used to be black?
She’s an Albino now.
Her hair has that fashionable “just rolled out of the fridge” look.
she had to hire a designer to build that dress around her because theres no way she put that sausage pack on her self
Katie can unhinge her jaw to swallow things larger than her head…true story.
Trojans: because if you’re drunk and horny enough to take a girl like this home for a banging you can do your part to prevent the very worst of consequences.
Now that’s a slogan.
From the look on his face it looks like she stumped him with one of those “knock, knock” jokes we’ve all heard about.
Odd…Kirstie Alley at Dancing with the Stars, looks a lot like “hooker walking home after bachelor party”.
What the fuck is wrapped around her right thigh? Is this some sort of bondage activity? Can I play?
its to prevent boners.
Putting Lady Gaga in a picture is a sure-fire way to prevent boners. For me, anyways. Or Maggie Thatcher.
chunky girl with no ass – that’s unpossible
jaysusmary&joseph. Now I know the answer when someone asks me if I could go back in time and? Fucking whack Kris Jenner is the answer. every time.
Face down, ass up.
this looks shopped
Yes, I was *absolutely* looking at your ass. Any other questions?
> A man who took a twist of fate, a misguided jumbling of his DNA, and managed through the force of his own will and talents made himself into a great success.
> BTW, as of January 2012, he is worth Seven Million Dollars and is known as a shrewd investor. His salary per episode is in the higher end of the five figure range. On and if you’ve noticed, since season two he has received a top of the title billing.
> Did I mention that he has no less than SIX movies coming out in the remainder of 2012 and 2013, Including something called “My Dinner With Hervé ” where he plays the part of Hervé Villechaize – now that should be a real hoot.
> Oh, one other thing, he’s also done stunt work for other little people who couldn’t hack the physicality. And he does Shakespeare – live – on stage – in front of an audience.
> The dude might be small, but boy, does he have a big brass pair.
NONE of that is fit for this site. Good day to you, sir.
I. said. GOOD. DAY.
And apparently you’ve been sucking on them pretty hard.
No one is disputing that Dinklage is quite a guy. On the other hand, you seem to be the only one who is yearning to suck his dick.
I wouldn’t say that…
So are you saying he’s not small it’s the pictures that got big.
Nice to see that Ditka finally learned how to remain calm after his cardiac event some years back…
Blech.
‘Alfred E. Newman’
Well sure, moving the drink away from a blind man is one way to show what a bitch you are.
Annie Lennox looks like absolute hell.
Wow, who needs protection from Autumn sunlight?
Reduced to selling his skivvies at Kmart. Now his career isn’t the only thing put on lay away!
dude you’re getting a sybian!
And based on his grin, I’m guessing it’s for him.
somehow I was getting a different image when I read “Mario Lopez launching his underwear …”
She’s looking pretty fucking tasty from this angle…
In another 6 months his daughter will be someone he can really look up to.
When did she turn into a ice cube stuck between the cushions of grandma’s couch?
if you turn your head sideways it looks like she is climbing the wall
She better do as many movies as she can before that face falls off.
“Scott, quit trying to blow smoke rings…you don’t even smoke.”
NO I”M NOT KHLOE !!! I’m the other son.
“No, that’s a hundred. This look is not cheap, honey. All right! Wait, don’t leave! Fine, I’ll do it for 50. Just don’t tell Lucious.”
i can actually hear her thinking she is better than me
If she were to get into an accident, she could just lie down in the road next to her car and oncoming traffic would be forewarned.
One of the most talented, hardest working men in Hollywood.
HAHAHAHA HAHAHA hahaha hahhaha..haha..ha ….wheeeeeez…. God, sometimes I kill myself.
Yeah, I wish you would.
Looks like “Michael Scott” can’t help but relive watching her sister’s video with Ray J.
It’s nice they strap him to the stroller so if he falls out it doesn’t get away from him.
Her tits are sagging so far it’s pulling on her neck !!
Menopause gets ya
kirstie doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt
never mind – she just wants to be fed
What happens when all the spandex and other elastic shit comes off?
they take yeast infection meds
She spent a shit load of cash to look this horrible.
“They’ll never recognize me now. If I hurry I can make a break for it and leave that bastard behind.”
Nope, nothing gay about that.
So Amanda Bynes has found a walking buddy?
si, si, puta madre, es muy malo.