The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    Shonzie
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    Peter Dinklage got an invisibility cloak.

  2. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    It took a lot of Crisco to pull that thing on.

  3. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    SIN
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    When did she turn into a grandma?

  4. Mike Ditka
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    Fight Night honors Mike Ditka, while Mike Ditka’s mustache honors Adolf Hitler.

  5. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Keith
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    This makes me horny.

  6. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    Mumra
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    She looks like one of big, cylindrical slabs of Canadian bacon that comes out of a can. And no doubt just as greasy.

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    “I don’t care if it’s smaller than the black ones Kim, your hands are COLD”

  8. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    tom
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    Who?

  9. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    tom
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    Super flat chest :(

    • Kojak

      She have nice legs and she is definitely not ugly, but i don’t think she is pretty or hot, or even that she can act…

      • You always seem to have a problem with proper English, so we can pretty much ignore your opinion. Ali Larter is a doll.

      • Hank Hill

        Everyone has their own opinions. I think she’s gorgeous, but many people do not. Don’t trash someone because they dont share your opinion. The poster of that comment wasnt even rude about it, just shared his opinion, that is allowed you know. I hate when people pick out grammatical and spelling errors in peoples comments they disagree with. Has nothing to do with anything. Grow up.

  10. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    He’s only happy because ever since Dunn died he’s been getting to do way more stunts. What a dick.

  11. Sarah Harding Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    For crying out loud…you can see the thong thru the tights….from 20 yards away.
    I guess it does go well with the bitch boots and animal print.

  12. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    Keith
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    If she walked into my bedroom naked, I would fuck her!

  13. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
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    If she lost 60lbs, she’d be 150lbs of ugly.

  14. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
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    In the race for worst thing about her, that tat and her tits are tied for second place behind her personality.

  15. Rob Kardashian
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    Frag out! FRAG OUT!

  16. Mike Ditka
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    I feel another heart attack coming.

  17. Roger Moore
    I'mCool
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    don’t know where he lives nowadays, but his teeth are still British.

  18. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
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    I wonder if she need special car seats?

  19. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    I want to bang her until she bleeds.

  20. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
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    “Sometimes I just throw on a floppy tube sock and hit the town.”

  21. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    I'mCool
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    wanna know how I know a dude took this picture?

  22. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
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    A DIY receding hairline. I’ll admit it’s nothing I ever would have though of.

  23. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    vandinz
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    How’s that Scientology working out for ya?

  24. Roger Moore
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    Bond. Gold Bond.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
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    I call this one “Scarlet in Chartreuse”.

  26. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
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    This guy has always seemed to be about a half-bubble off plumb. Maybe it’s just his looks.

  27. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    sweet jebus…look at those cankles

  28. Mike Ditka
    Keith
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    99% cholesterol.

  29. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    He bought her a juicer because she’s getting a bit thick and now they are heading to the shoes store for him to un-fuck his footwear scene.

  30. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Cock Dr
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    He’s got the dumbest puppy dog face.
    When his wife tells him to fetch her slippers he probably gets lost on the journey.

  31. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d just like to say this stretch pants fashion thing is really working out for me. After years of Ug boots, crocs, silly hats, and accessorizing (looking at YOU Johnny Depp!), they finally hit a home run with this one.

  32. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Kojak
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    Lindsay Lohan will reach this level earlier by at least a decade.

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Hugh Jazz
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    Luck, the new scent from Calvin Klein. For when the rhythm method fails you.

  34. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
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    no idea who this dude is but based on that shirt & jacket I do not care to know.

  35. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
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    When did she turn into a grandma’s couch?

  36. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    it had to be said
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    Say what you want about that outfit, but stains disappear into the shirt’s pattern and wipe off the jacket with a damp sponge.

  37. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    elephantman
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    Holly shit! She sure did pack on the pounds!

  38. Roger Moore
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    I TOLD YOU NO MIRRORS!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!

  39. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
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    “I brought lemons.”

  40. Mike Ditka
    I'mCool
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    Stop distracting him with that babyback rib so he can finish his sentence.

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    it had to be said
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    Who ‘shopped Drew Barrymore from Poltergiest into this picture?

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
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    I’d love to push her on the swing. Mom, not the kid.

  43. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
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    she’s just boring now.

  44. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
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    My black friend, and yes I do have a black friend (i have the whole set), would hit this all day long. I, on the other hand, would hide my food as she walked up.

  45. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Hey, guy looking at the camera. FYI, you’ve just been outed as a guy who has sex with transvestites. Have a nice weekend.

  46. Roger Moore
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    he was just shown a picture of the “hammbone”

  47. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
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    parties i wouldn’t go to for a $1000 alex

  48. Kat Von D Deadmau5
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    so…he’s got the HIV right?

  49. Jessica Szohr Drunk Booty Shorts
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    She had to get a closer look at that guy’s man slippers. Oh, and she dropped her needle too.

  50. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
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    Geez, her face looks all distorted. Did they get this image off Apple Maps?

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