The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.5.12

October 5th, 2012 // 552 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which follows Hulk Hogan‘s goddamn hilarious sex tape, so I’m not even going to try to pretend this post isn’t like a stand-up having to follow Louis C.K. That said, we’ve got Lady Gaga, self-proclaimed role model for young ladies, there..is..another..Suri, the mental health field’s completely validated reversal of opinion on lobotomies, and finally Rose McGowan‘s most flattering angle. Ah shit, there’s still some face in that shot.

I’m constantly drunk, you understand,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    She’s been hitting the stair-master pretty hard.

  2. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    Beer Baron
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    Moo

  3. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Patrick
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    “This is what happens when you beat yourself with a leather belt kids. Learn from me.”

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    richie
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    i gotta start taking my kid to the playground more!

  5. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Jersey Shore Final Season Premiere
    Beer Baron
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    I love when chicks do the “over the shoulder, hide my beer gut” pose.

  6. Rob Kardashian
    Beer Baron
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    Moo sure runs in the family.

  7. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
    richie
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    some people never change, which is a good thing in this case!

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    DeucePickle
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    Aww, adoption is a beautiful thing.

  9. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Turd Ferguson
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    I cant recall ever seeing anything she has been in, but I do not ever tire of looking at her. Very hot. Always.

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    lol
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    Is it just me or do this kid and Suri look like psychos?

  11. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    perplexed
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    Each of her eye is looking in different directions….

  12. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Turd Ferguson
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    At least they can shop at the same shoe store.

  13. Michael Shannon Shaved Balding Pattern Grace Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, this guy really IS off his rocker, isnt he?

  14. Rob Kardashian
    Turd Ferguson
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    What a badass.
    Keep it real playa.

  15. Mike Ditka
    Deacon Jones
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    “The EAGLES will win it all this year!!”

  16. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Turd Ferguson
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    Poor kid.
    Can’t Mariah loan her an Umbrella holder guy?

  17. January Jones Fedora Sunglasses
    Turd Ferguson
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    Great fashion sense.

  18. Rob Kardashian
    Deacon Jones
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    “Heyyyy… you girls like my shirt?”

    “{giggling}…it’s fucking retarded..”

  19. Kat Von D Deadmau5
    Turd Ferguson
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    p00r dud3.

  20. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    DeucePickle
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    She has those long dancer’s boobs.

  21. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Dress Argo Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    Wow, she looks hot.

  22. Sophie Turner Butt Leather Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    NICE!

  23. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    from woot to moo

  24. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Turd Ferguson
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    “Yes, hello. I would like to please get another 15 minutes.”

  25. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    You can call this a Pippen if you want to, but if it has a weird gut like a Rusic, boobs like a Rusic and wears a bikini all the time like a Rusic….it’s a Rusic.

  26. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Turd Ferguson
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    Holy crap, how is it possible that her saggy A-cups are as low as her gum line??

  27. Katie Couric 6th Annual Exploring The Arts Gala
    Sport
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    Those adult teeth should be coming in any time now.

  28. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Urvag
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    A photo signing at K-mart…seems about right.

  29. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    the ass that roared

  30. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, if this bitch gets pregnant, it’s all over for her.

  31. Dakota Fanning Legs Boots Red Sunglasses
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    dead career walking

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Kojak
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    Gorgeous.

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Cock Dr
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    We’ve all just been hexed and hexed hard…dammit and right before the start of a holiday weekend too.

  34. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
    Somebody special
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    Rain man buys his underwear at Kmart and he’s a rahtard.

  35. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
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    She’s such a hedonist. It’s like the artistic vision never stops with her. I mean, no one I know has ever laid around with people of the opposite sex while drinking to excess.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
    Kojak
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    In high school her sister was considered hotter than she.

  37. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage See Through Dress Moet Chandon 250 Anniversary Party
    Somebody special
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    Looks like she’s got a case of pink arm

  38. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
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    Doesn’t “malo” mean “bad”?

  39. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Daughter Anja
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    The kid just realized that her teacher wants to turn her mom into a glazed doughnut.

  40. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    Deacon Jones
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    Dude…Jonah Hill has taken this whole hipster/rastafarian thing a little too far

  41. Larsa Pippen Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I dont know how I feel about this

  42. Roger Moore
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    It looks like the phrase “shaken, not stirred” is now the directions on his medication.

  43. Lady Gaga Underwear Drunk Shirtless Dancers Twitter
    SIN
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    She actually looks a little better as a brunette, jut a little.

  44. Mike Ditka
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    Da Bers!!!!! I love you Farley!!!

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
    SIN
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    Scott is showing her the best way to suck a dick. He has lots of practice.

  46. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Argument
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    “The stretch marks are not from me. You are pretty much like this the whole time.”

  47. Rob Kardashian
    SIN
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    He is talking to a tranny!! Look at that Adams Apple!!

  48. Larsa Pippen Bikini
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    Pippen?!?

  49. Mario Lopez MaLo Underwear Line Launch Kmart
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    “Yes, it’s true, I am. I am so gay and narcissistic that I jack off to my own picture.”

  50. Roger Moore
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    “I…am…NOT…Adam West!!!”

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