The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.30.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where you can tell it’s almost Halloween because Mickey Rourke’s got his brass knuckle bag ready for trick-or-treating. You give that man anything fun size, you’re going to be eating through a straw. We’ve also got Tyga shopping for sneakers that will let people know he’s a complete dickmouth without him ever having to say a word, and a dog smelling Ben Affleck’s crotch, which is funny because he puts his penis in all kinds of strange. Also, make sure you stay tuned all the way to the end for our version of a razor blade apple. Happy Halloween!

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