The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.3.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve decided to double down on nipple because self-esteem is for losers. *tosses degree into urinal* So in that spirit, here’s Fat Jew, Fat Soccer Mom, and Fat Rapist because its Friday, this weekend’s my birthday, and full disclosure, the siren song of the liquor bottle already plays gently in my mind.

♫SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS♫ – Odyssey, by Homer

- Photo Boy

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