The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11

October 28th, 2011 // 436 Comments

Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold‘s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.

Literally any minute now,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Venom
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    She has giant delicious boobs and she is fucking funny as hell. Her show is awesome.

    • Gator's bitch

      Her show is god awful , shes a good actress in movies but on that show its like shes never acted in her life, a line reading robot with tits :O

      • HITLER

        Have you noticed how she’s always wearing whore boots while working at her little diner on that show? What a crock of shit!

        ps…STILL LOVING KIDS.

  2. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
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    Looks like someone who is graduating from the McDonald’s Burger Flipper College.

  3. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Uncle Phil
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    So is every GQ photoshoot an attempt to create the most unflattering pics possible? What have you done to her?

  4. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    GT
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    Motorboat, enough said.

  5. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    bdog821
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    I know she’s an insufferable bitch, but ………….. :)

  6. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    Her key chain is ridiculous. She probably wonders why her car keeps shutting off by itself.

  7. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I could work in your yard, we could have sex, or anything in between…”

  8. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    Venom
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    How the hell do you know which skank is which?

  9. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
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    Shhh, it’s just a cop, act like I’m giving you directions. so, it’s $50 for oral, $100 bareback …..

  10. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    Pull on the stick and her teeth fold back.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Venom
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    Is he graduating from the University of Douchebags?

  12. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    Venom
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    You are gay? You don’t say.

  13. Zachary Quinto Scarf
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    People know he’s gay, but he hides his ears lest they think he’s a gay Vulcan.

  14. Toby Keith
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    “I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee…”

  15. Kirsten Dunst
    Venom
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    She clearly needs someone to plow her good for an entire weekend straight to finally make her smile. She looks depressed all the time.

  16. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    She swings incense around to ward off vegetables.

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Venom
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    Vampire.

  18. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Venom
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    I think that is Snooki.

  19. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Venom
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    Gotta love her, she is always good for a little boob action.

  20. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
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    “They WILL give us a table or I will karate chop the maitre d.”

  21. Toby Keith
    Venom
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    Tool, he and all his fans.

  22. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    She put the tampon in the wrong hole.

  23. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    Manson taint.

  24. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    Hey airbrush guy, now let’s see what you can do with LiLo’s hoo-hah.

  25. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
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    Someone needs to show the Swiss Miss how to use tampons.

  26. Toby Keith
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    “Quick, staring contest, me and you GO….you win, you always do.”

  27. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
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    She should not wear a back opening dress like that. Her upper back has so little tone that she looks like she has Fish Gills on her back…ewwww !

  28. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, it’s my prom date!

  29. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
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    “I can Karate chop the maitre d, too. Plus I have a black belt in Bubble Butt.”

  30. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
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    That Junior High degree is going to start opening some doors.

  31. Toby Keith
    Deacon Jones
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    Nothing like a fucking hick in the Big City.

  32. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
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    I wonder how far down her rear will drag when she turns 50 ? She will be called Drag Queen for a different reason !

  33. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
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    Let me guess…that brass ball is going in her anus in 3…2…1

  34. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    MarkM
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    Now if only she had a show that was entertaining!

  35. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
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    Right now Kim Kardashian is suing her for looking exactly like her in every way that matters.

  36. Zachary Quinto Scarf
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    I think it’s adorable when couples start dressing alike. I can almost hear their pillow talk:
    Waldo: Where’s Waldo?
    Zachary: Inside Zachary!

  37. Leighton Meester Minidress
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    “Is there a reason you have to poke your gun in my butt…???”

  38. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
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    The urban land trout poses gracefully as it grazes only the tenderest leaves from the tree.

  39. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    Studley Hungwell
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    Seems like a classy joint-I like the bra hanging in the tree

  40. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
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    Now do you finally believe her face really could stop a car?

  41. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    Oh Jennifer…what have you done? Doing voice work doesn’t mean you can let this happen.

    She’ll always be the wise sage prostitute on Key West to me.

  42. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Let’s hope Fleshlight doesn’t wait too long on this one.

  43. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    Studley Hungwell
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    There’s always a black dude saying “Hey I found Waldo” with his eyes

  44. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
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    Isn’t this is the guy who played Stimpy in “Ren and Stimpy?”

  45. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Deacon Jones
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    Now we’re talking

  46. Zachary Quinto Scarf
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    “OMG, it seems I “come out” and within days even the black guys want a blowjob.”

  47. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Deacon Jones
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    See, in college it was the reverse.

    If you slept with a lot of chicks, other girls thought you were a “pig”, or a “sleezeball”. In Hollywood, these girls dont give a shit.

  48. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    C.
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    She’s fucking hot and fucking funny.

  49. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
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    I thought most Roman lingerie models were young alter boys…but then realized it said Romanian…and then I realized I still wanted to call the Vatican a club med haven for pedophiles, so there you have it.

  50. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Snack pack
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    Badass in every sense except the literal one.

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