The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11

Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold’s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.

Literally any minute now,

- The Superficial

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