The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11

October 28th, 2011 // 436 Comments

Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold‘s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.

Literally any minute now,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not gonna bash Rose since she WAS in a horrible accident and actually had a legitimate reason to get the plastic surgery. Not a bad job either.

  2. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy gypsy and your tricks

  3. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It will be a great couple a days for these kind of shots. Halloween needs to be a once a month holiday.

  4. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn! How do I get hired to be the guy who paints on her jeans?

  5. Joe Manganiello
    Elia
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who he is, but I think he’s cute.

  6. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A stoned mouth breather falling out of the animal print top.
    Daddy must be proud.
    Her head will inspire my weekend pumpkin carving.

  7. Leighton Meester Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we please arrest all the annoying people in Hollyweird and just drop em in Rikers?

  8. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me of my Girlfriend from back in the Mid ’80; damn she was good at being bad.

  9. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    Elia
    Commented on this photo:

    If you guys put a pillow over her head, then you might like her better.

  10. Joe Manganiello
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s almost as if he and Skarsgard have a standing bet to see who can sleep their way around the world first…
    .. but that’d be insane…
    …right???

  11. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Skeerdy Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gonna crush him with those hamhocks.

  12. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like I’m gonna have to write an add-on for Firefox to block this hag.

  13. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Elia
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for him, he’s finally getting his GED.

  14. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that he’s out, it’s OK to dress gay. Or like every other guy who works at Starbucks

  15. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    She is still all that and totally doable.

  16. Kirsten Dunst
    Charles
    Commented on this photo:

    ZIP !!!

  17. Toby Keith
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you like me now?

  18. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  19. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, Holly, Bridgette, Kendra, Karissa, Kristina, and anonymous girl in the background, it’s not your fake “blonde” hair that’s turning Hef on, it’s the Viagra.

  20. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    Always had a thing for her.

  21. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “When can I pop my pants?”

  22. Leighton Meester Minidress
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    “Daddy makes them tighter.”

  23. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like the type that would feed upon men’s souls. They’re much tastier than any cheeseburger.

  24. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    oh at the NY Comic Con this is what she said about me:
    “Oh, he did! He did! He’d never miss a show about me! He’s my biggest fan!”

  25. Toby Keith
    Marbelle
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s a big jerk. I might like him and his music if he didn’t sing all of those women hating songs. He really could be another Johnny Cash if he did.

  26. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Commented on this photo:

    My name is Fletch and I absolutely approve of the final five!

  27. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    The woman in the background is reporting a chupacabra sighting.

  28. Toby Keith
    MJB
    Commented on this photo:

    You know you’re a redneck when you go out in public looking like that.

  29. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Those would keep me preoccupied for extended periods.

  30. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I still like her butt.

  31. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs that scarf and hat because, you know, it’s probably like 70 degrees in LA.

  32. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that was Courtney Love in a wig.

  33. Leighton Meester Minidress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The gag comes first. Sheesh.

  34. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat ass!

  35. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know where Family Guy got the joke about Bonnie always being pregnant.

  36. Toby Keith
    Commented on this photo:

    Derp doesn’t even do this photo justice.

  37. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Even fatter ass!

  38. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Some one forgot their tampon.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    “What did that guy in front of me say? I’m gonna fuck his fist up with my face.”

  40. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Judy Garland lives!

  41. Leighton Meester Minidress
    yoyoblack
    Commented on this photo:

    still don’t see the appeal

  42. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Only one picture? Where are the rest of the side boob shots? This couldn’t have been the best one.

  43. Blasto

    Too many fugs on this site so please have more pictures of Kat Dennings

    Sincerely, Little Blasto

  44. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Torn dress, blood eveywhere and a panty flash. Just a typical night out with Courtney Love.

  45. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently her boob can read Spanish.

  46. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a sudden urge to go buy 2 gallons of milk.

  47. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen kids…. Money trumps looks every time. So, stay in school make a lot of money and then, bang the hair dye out of all the hottest women on the planet.

    • GT

      Staying in school no longer guarantees anything. In fact just the opposite. If you look at it the path to riches in this world seems to be the less education the better, actors, college dropouts, drug lords…

      • Actually, a four year degree AVERAGES out to over a million dollars of extra earning in a lifetime…it goes MUCH higher if you drop off all the people who get philosophy and art history degrees and focus on actually marketable education.

        Staying in school doesn’t guarantee anything…but being an uneducated dropout douchebag seems to correlate very closely with holding a cardboard sign stating your interest in not lying about needing a beer.

      • GT

        And if you think women will fuck you just because you are rich keep dreaming. The only women who do that charge by the hour. The rest of them decide based on a formula so convoluted that it would cause nuclear scientists a conniption.

      • Frank The Duck

        Speaking of uneducated douchebag dropouts…

        Or dying at 56 from cancer and leaving billions that your kids will blow on hookers and dope because your ego wouldn’t allow anyone to know better than you about anything….

    • Rob

      Save your pennies Frank, maybe you can get a Mac mini. The finally your hostility will end.

      • browny

        Yeah, you’re right GT. Women do not bang men for their money… if you have to hold your nose while you’re doing it, it aint worth it.

        @Iveski. Where is the evidence? Hef? Um, nup. Anyone else?

    • @GT There’s plenty of evidence that chicks latch on to guys with money solely for the money. Hell, most of this site is a shrine to them. It all goes back to Urg and Skog and who killed the bigger wooly mammoth… except the wooly mammoth is extinct now, and has been replaced with Bentleys.

    • CptCreep

      I’m pretty sure Romanian models are paid by the hour.

  48. Toby Keith
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like some put a boot in HIS eye.

  49. Leighton Meester Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah lady, now get down on your knees. You’re gonna hafta talk to da judge.”

  50. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice loves Coco’s younger version.

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