The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.28.11

October 28th, 2011 // 436 Comments

Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold‘s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.

Literally any minute now,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Trixie
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    Oh, hah, I thought for a second he was actually bettering himself.

  2. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    Christina Hendricks is sharpening her nails as we speak..

  3. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
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    Are we TRYING to reverse the progress of American car companies? Is that the strategy?

  4. Joe Manganiello
    rm
    Commented on this photo:

    kat dennings has a huge rack you say?

  5. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bye-bye, brief career.”

  6. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    rm
    Commented on this photo:

    so, she’s just blowing the extra coke off her hand before she goes inside?

  7. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
    Commented on this photo:

    As he walked down the isle to celebrate his graduation from UD (University of Derp), the crowd can be heard muttering questions such as “Did you date rape Megan Fox?”, “How do Spielberg’s balls taste like?”

  8. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    Buddy the Elf
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    I bet the parents are so proud.
    Do they live in the mansion too?

  9. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The more surprising thing is that she has a face. I never noticed… I barely notice it now. (BTW, hooray internet and topless celeb photos.)

  10. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Scarf? Check
    Purple Sweater? Check
    Black dude checking me out? Check!

  11. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  12. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    That’s not an imitation so much as an actual transformation… Did she lose a big pot to the devil?

  13. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    Buddy the Elf
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    Golf ball. Garden hose.
    You know its possible.

  14. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She does realize that the balls have to be cupped, not laid on a flat hand?

  15. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Buddy the Elf
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    Roseanne is baaaack.

  16. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
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    Someone needs to high five Leo… To the face… With a chair…

  17. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    yoyoblack
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah, she has boobs, but i don’t like her face. or her teeth. definitely a brown bag special

  18. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies, a public message: When Chris Brown asks you if his costume is exactly like Michael Jackson in thriller, just say yes…

  19. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    pumpkin
    Commented on this photo:

    For a second there I thought this was a photo of Lindsay Lohan.

  20. Leighton Meester Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    While we can’t expect realism from Gossip Girl, the writers should know that rich white girls don’t get arrested in NYC. If anything, the entire matter is solved with sloppy sex behind a dumpster in the alley.

  21. Mighty Thor

    Juggtacular!

  22. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That black guy apparently wasn’t surprised by Quinto’s recent announcement. Neither were people with functioning eyeballs.

  23. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I spent many a night in my youth pulling one off to her fine “acting” performances. Don’t have to worry about that now.

  24. Cock Dr

    By golly that is a striking young woman*.
    *she has big boobs*

  25. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
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    Not a fan of this particular look but definitely a Kat Dennings fan. I was wondering when she’d get more coverage since she has a show now.

  26. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Hugh Jazz
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    Terry Richardson is shooting for GQ? Now THAT’S comedy.

  27. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Much junk in the trunk.

  28. Leighton Meester Minidress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Opening scene of very high budget porno.

  29. Karissa Shannon Butt Minidress
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    Personally, I’d like a better shot of the blonde in the background. She doesn’t seem like most of her parts were made in Bangladesh.

  30. Kirsten Dunst
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks good considering that she was run over by a garbage truck repeatedly 3 minutes before this photo was taken.

  31. Kristina Shannon Butt Miniskirt
    backfat
    Commented on this photo:

    back fat

  32. James

    I work with those boobs. She’s really nice.

  33. Imogen Thomas Upskirt Panty Flash Zombie
    Gross
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, this reminded me of that SNL sketch for “Annuale”

  34. Joe Manganiello
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to say I like this guy because he doesn’t try too be pretty. Wrinkled shirt, kinda unkempt beard.

    Maybe women are coming to their senses again after all this GTL and a bunch of hair gel bullshit.

  35. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Yum
    Commented on this photo:

    “Would you like a side of boob with that?”

  36. Janice Dickinson Butt Tight Jeans
    Willie Dixon
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    I just can’t stop apologizing to my computer for clicking on this.

  37. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    JosieBelle
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    She is absolutely gorgeous. Now where did her belly button go?!

  38. Shia LaBeouf Cap And Gown
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    I almost my shit because I thought someone had hired him to give a commencement address; then I realized it wasn’t that time of year and hoped no one could be that stupid.

  39. Toby Keith
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

  40. Toby Keith
    Right
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or does this just pretty much exemplify him and his entire fanbase?

  41. Toby Keith
    Gerttastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, hell! Chunk? Baby Ruth buddy? Talk to me.

  42. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s Fat Dennings now.

  43. Leighton Meester Minidress
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    I’d rather see her get tazered.

  44. Zachary Quinto Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    I just slept with a guy in the bathroom stall. You’ve probably never heard of him….

  45. Kirsten Dunst
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a waste of a nice handbag and a perfectly decent set of breasts.

  46. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    Gerttastic
    Commented on this photo:

    I got whiplash going from the last pic to this. A bit more gradual please?

  47. Kat Dennings Cleavage GQ
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d drink from a urinal if it was funneled through her tits first.

  48. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Tilly can do no wrong. Always hot and I’d be all over that.

  49. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    Her body finally grew large enough to support those chesticles without tipping over.

  50. Madalina Ghenea Lingerie Leonardo DiCaprio
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His upgrades are insane. Heck, his downgrades are better than 99.99% of men will ever experience.

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