Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was uncalled for, you’re right.) and a Final Five that will make you hate Leonardo DiCaprio even more, but me not so much because it’s only a matter of time until Blake Lively ricochets off Ryan Reynold‘s firm, chiseled abs and straight into my puny twig-arms.
Literally any minute now,
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Oh, hah, I thought for a second he was actually bettering himself.
Christina Hendricks is sharpening her nails as we speak..
Are we TRYING to reverse the progress of American car companies? Is that the strategy?
kat dennings has a huge rack you say?
“Bye-bye, brief career.”
so, she’s just blowing the extra coke off her hand before she goes inside?
As he walked down the isle to celebrate his graduation from UD (University of Derp), the crowd can be heard muttering questions such as “Did you date rape Megan Fox?”, “How do Spielberg’s balls taste like?”
I bet the parents are so proud.
Do they live in the mansion too?
Yes. I don’t mind how they look, but they are when it comes down to it rent-a-whores.
The more surprising thing is that she has a face. I never noticed… I barely notice it now. (BTW, hooray internet and topless celeb photos.)
Scarf? Check
Purple Sweater? Check
Black dude checking me out? Check!
ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
HA!
The town uses that same shade to mark underground cables.
+1. You can never go wrong with Jack N. humor.
That’s not an imitation so much as an actual transformation… Did she lose a big pot to the devil?
Golf ball. Garden hose.
You know its possible.
Yes, but does that ability make up for that face?
She does realize that the balls have to be cupped, not laid on a flat hand?
Not Hef’s. They’ve been deflated since 1998.
Roseanne is baaaack.
+1
Someone needs to high five Leo… To the face… With a chair…
yeah, she has boobs, but i don’t like her face. or her teeth. definitely a brown bag special
that’s why they put pillowcases on the bed…it looks suspicious to keep a stack of paper bags on the nightstand.
Agree. Her nose is just a squishy blob.
When she’s that hot, I don’t scrutinize. Too bad you guys are to light in the loafers to just enjoy this sex kitten the way she is – and that is smokin’!
Ladies, a public message: When Chris Brown asks you if his costume is exactly like Michael Jackson in thriller, just say yes…
For a second there I thought this was a photo of Lindsay Lohan.
I thought it was Christina Aguilera.
I thought it was Milton Berle.
If that were Milton Berle, he’d be missing a leg.
While we can’t expect realism from Gossip Girl, the writers should know that rich white girls don’t get arrested in NYC. If anything, the entire matter is solved with sloppy sex behind a dumpster in the alley.
Juggtacular!
That just took me to Celebuzz, not any photos… :(
That black guy apparently wasn’t surprised by Quinto’s recent announcement. Neither were people with functioning eyeballs.
Seriously. The dude announced he’s gay…that’s like McDonalds announcing they sell a few burgers.
I spent many a night in my youth pulling one off to her fine “acting” performances. Don’t have to worry about that now.
By golly that is a striking young woman*.
*she has big boobs*
Not a fan of this particular look but definitely a Kat Dennings fan. I was wondering when she’d get more coverage since she has a show now.
Terry Richardson is shooting for GQ? Now THAT’S comedy.
Much junk in the trunk.
recyclable plastic
Blond Octomom.
Opening scene of very high budget porno.
Personally, I’d like a better shot of the blonde in the background. She doesn’t seem like most of her parts were made in Bangladesh.
Then look at pic #2, it’s her more plastic botox filler sister.
Much like Obi-wan, my failure is now complete.
Nah, take a gimme on that one because actually from a distance in a smallish photo, she looks good!
She looks good considering that she was run over by a garbage truck repeatedly 3 minutes before this photo was taken.
back fat
I work with those boobs. She’s really nice.
For some reason, this reminded me of that SNL sketch for “Annuale”
I have to say I like this guy because he doesn’t try too be pretty. Wrinkled shirt, kinda unkempt beard.
Maybe women are coming to their senses again after all this GTL and a bunch of hair gel bullshit.
He works out 2 hours a day six days a week, waxes his nipples, and dyes his hair. I think he is definitely “trying to be pretty.”
Damn, that is high maintenance.
takes notes: “work out 2 hours a day…wax nipples…dye hair…”
botox already, in the forehead.
“Would you like a side of boob with that?”
it’s not quite side boob if its from the inside, I think that’s just plain ole cleavage
Underboob.
^^ Definitely underboob.
I just can’t stop apologizing to my computer for clicking on this.
She is absolutely gorgeous. Now where did her belly button go?!
Kylie XX?
Well at least I don’t have to be ashamed anymore that I watched that show. Now I know there are at least two of us that saw it.
@Brown Streak: Jesse XX
I almost my shit because I thought someone had hired him to give a commencement address; then I realized it wasn’t that time of year and hoped no one could be that stupid.
Yup, that pretty much sums it up.
Is it me, or does this just pretty much exemplify him and his entire fanbase?
It’s not just you.
Whoa, hell! Chunk? Baby Ruth buddy? Talk to me.
She’s Fat Dennings now.
I’d rather see her get tazered.
I’d rather see her get Glock-Whipped.
I don’t even know who she is…I just love me some scalp wounds.
I just slept with a guy in the bathroom stall. You’ve probably never heard of him….
That’s a waste of a nice handbag and a perfectly decent set of breasts.
Decent? Those things are HUGE! Just ask her.
Her perspective is somewhat skewed.
I got whiplash going from the last pic to this. A bit more gradual please?
I’d drink from a urinal if it was funneled through her tits first.
Jennifer Tilly can do no wrong. Always hot and I’d be all over that.
Her body finally grew large enough to support those chesticles without tipping over.
His upgrades are insane. Heck, his downgrades are better than 99.99% of men will ever experience.