The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    “Help! Somebody strap a board to my ass!”

  2. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    elliottspitzer
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    He has that John Belushi/Chris Farely “it’s ten minutes to midnight and I’m about to fucking croak” look in his eyes.

  3. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    Sheelly
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    I think I may switch teams. She’s smoking hot in those pics!

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    heehaw
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    What’s the appropriate idiom for ‘beating a live horse’?

  5. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Oh, look it is Justin and Jessica’s last cut for the wedding

  6. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Raoul
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    FYI, I’m glad you’re selling ads. Please note that the Diet Coke 30 second ad is popping on EVERY page for the iPad. Which makes TCWM a bit tedious.

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Stuart Terwilicker
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    If you were getting head from her , staring at her face would guarantee imminent penis deflation

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    John Riley
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    Certain parts of this photo are so sharp they scratched my screen.

  9. Arsenio Hall Angry
    John Riley
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    What you talkin’ bout Willis?

  10. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    eddie
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    From the thumbnail, I was expecting Jesse James and his latest project.

  11. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    Josie
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    she aint got no azz yo

  12. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Josie
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    Awww dat doggy is cute

  13. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Josie
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    what a fuckin idiot

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    What an idiot
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    What a fatassed whore..

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Josie
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    wow her booty is huge!!

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Louis Prendergast
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    ow I know why her babies needed a surrogate . Her husband couldn’t come while fucking her

  17. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Josie
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    Uhh what’s the “white stuff” on her dress??! lmfaooo

  18. Arsenio Hall Angry
    Louis Prendergast
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    “did any of you white boys spit in my drink?”

  19. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Josie
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    SO pretty!

  20. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Josie
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    Holy boobs!

  21. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    RRRRRRRUUIINNNNEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    Jack White got the mumps!

  23. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Kinda’ make Joaquin Phoenix’s stunt seem weak.

  24. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
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    Move over Axl Rose, you’ve been out-decayed.

  25. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
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    RUUUUUUUUUUIIIIII…oh my.

  26. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
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    This is a missed opportunity. She’s got a whole pumpkin patch there.

  27. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    tlmck
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    Kris Jenner without Spanx.

  28. Donald Trump The Late Show
    tlmck
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    “I are too smart!”

  29. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    tlmck
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    “I love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs…”

  30. Geri Halliwell
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    Just itching for the day she starts on Coronation Street.

  31. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Matt
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    You eyeballing me, boy?

  32. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
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    I totally would. Fuck all y’all, I think she looks good… provided she kept up the crotchal landscaping.

  33. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    Taking a vacation from fighting Batman I see.

  34. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    oldfool
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    The Suri stare. “Can you Suri, can you picnic?”

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    May we take your Picture, Ms. Parker?…. stomp once for yes and twice for no…

  36. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
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    Richard Hatch looks totally amazing…

  37. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Mumra
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    Nothing cries success like filthy hair, Meth teeth and a necklace made out of beer can pop tops.

  38. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    helmut
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    “Nice to beak you… meet you. Nice to meet you, Beak. Don’t say beak. I said beak.”

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    MegP
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    She really shouldn’t live in New York. When her kids were young, I bet they were kicked by those horses on a carriage A LOT, running up to them thinking they were mommy

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    nutterbutter
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    Ah classic experiment – there is probably a feather up there too.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    Is he giving her the *shocker* to make her go up or come down?

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Kelly
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    The most troubling part for me is that the was the hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What the fuck were we thinking? And why is Thackery Binx on NCIS?

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    Amok! Amok! Amok!

  44. Eva Longoria Cleavage
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    What do you mean I’m the last woman in the US with a Blackberry?! I AM NOT GETTiNG OLD! Oh, you meant the phone.

  45. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    socks
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    BABY FISH MOUTH!!!! BABY FISH MOUTH!!!

  46. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    richie
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    Thanks for the heads up, bro. I’ll be sure to steer clear of this one!!

  47. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That puppy seems very uncomfortable about the slumber party that’s just been planned…

  48. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    She knew her time was up and Lara Flynn Boyle expected the face back for this evening. There would be consequences.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    MichelleK
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    Kim K Superstar 2: If The Fist Fits…

  50. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Vlad
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    I think we just created a new swear phrase, “Jesus Christ in Pink Slippers!!”

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