The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    What’s the ladder made from? Adamantium?

  2. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Guy Entass
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    Anyone notice the bigger Kim’s ass gets, the skinnier this lady gets? I’m not saying there’s a connection, but disprove it.

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    Dress is made from ribbon. The kind they give you when you win a race.

  4. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    yeah right
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    ewwwww, she has no butt. She would be perfect with an ass :(

  5. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
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    seriously? a real housewife and she slept with Joe Francis? GROSS!

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    So cows can’t walk down stairs but they can descend a ladder???

  7. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    The dog is great, the men, not so much.

  8. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Eustace Haney
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    When did Usher come out?

  9. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    George Harrison is rolling over in his grave

  10. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
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    It’s like looking at Cameron Diaz in a reverse Funhouse mirror.

  11. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Eustace Haney
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    Pugsly , Is that You ?

  12. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    so the disgusting junkie got fat? what does that portend?

    • kumquat

      I think it either means he’s quit some drugs or he is close to the end of having congestive heart failure.

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/26/Rainbow-Dash-my-little-pony-340_229.jpg[/img]

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    squishy
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    I’m certain that horses would protest the reference to their species if they could, but unfortunately they have neighhhhhh say in it!

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Eustace Haney
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    Halloween isn’t for a few days yet . Why is she dressed up and made up so scary ?

  16. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
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    A zombie ATM? Ten points for originality, negative several million for execution

  17. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    dude
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    Dear Xenu,

    I walk among the earthlings and they suspect nary a thing. However, this human exoskeleton you fitted me with is cracking, peeling, and about to melt into a pile of ectoplasmic stew.

    Please send another.

    All hail Xenu!

    much intergalatic love,

    Pete

  18. Donald Trump The Late Show
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    just; I hate this fucking guy, there are no word combinations possible to describe his unmitigated worthlessness. But hey I enjoy it; loudmouthed, chickenshit, lying pus bag, fucktarded dickless whoremongering , cocksucking is too good a word, piece of shit, comb-over orange haired, attention addicted mother fucker.

  19. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    dude
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    i bet when she spreads her legs it smells like a port-a-potty.

    Full vaginal fumigation required, and I wouldn’t do it even after that.

  20. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I enjoy this site on the whole, but when everyone sits around ripping on a perfectly normal-looking pregnant woman it makes me lose faith in humanity a bit.

  21. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
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    Is that the dvil she made a deal with?

  22. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    Biff
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    I wanna do Krupa…deep in her poopah……

  23. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Ira McMurray
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    Who’s fudgepacking who ?

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Ira McMurray
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    Avert your eyes from the gaping chasm !!!

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Ira McMurray
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    Now imagine her without makeup at 6 in the morning !

  26. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “Yes, Tom likes to watch gay porn sides ways like this you see, it helps alleviates his vertical shortness.”

  27. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Ira McMurray
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    Would violate her with great enthusiasm

  28. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    when did she start looking so mannish in the face?

  29. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Biff
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    You talkin to MEEE??

  30. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Ira McMurray
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    Deflation of the penis is imminent after observing this photograph

  31. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Skip Ridiculous
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    If this doorman is going to ignore me, I’ll just check myself out.

  32. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    it’s official; he’s got those lame ass leg warmers in every color. I can only HOPE he has a medical condition the necessitates them. a fatal medical condition would be nice.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    still huckly.

  34. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Stuart Terwilicker
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    Boys , get a room !

  35. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Biff
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    Noooooo. This isn’t Katy Perry?

  36. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Stuart Terwilicker
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    Living proof of Zombies !
    Is this guy dead and he just doesn’t know it yet ?

  37. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
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    where is twiddle-dee?

  38. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Biff
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    Dude….like…….what eva.

  39. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    JMart
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    Breaking News: Sebastian Janikowski Traded to the Chicago Bears.

  40. Geri Halliwell
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    hideous jacket. unattractive girl.

  41. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    Fred Ziffel
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    Might be worth fucking just once , just to see if Jim Carrey found anything “funny”

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Number 2
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    Easter Island head

  43. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Fred Ziffel
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    Dude , you could hook fish with that thing!

  44. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Fred Ziffel
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    pretentious guy looking desperate for attention , while try to avoid being obviously desperate for attention

  45. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    colt13
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    Sandra Bernhard is looking good.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Fred Ziffel
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    scares the heterosexuality out of men on command

  47. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Rosalie
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    No way.

  48. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Swearin
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    This photo has everything the GOP is against – gays, blacks and bitches

  49. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Swearin
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    Hey look, the wife of the mayor of the Emerald City is out for a stroll with her chauffeur

  50. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Lena Lovejoy
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    Interesting. Making fun of a woman who has suffered miscarriage and stillbirth of two babies. I’m sure you are all at home tonight in your mom’s basement fucking your hand.

    • suck it

      I can’t thumbs up this comment for some reason, but yes, you guys are fucking assholes.
      If she still looks like this several months after giving birth AND is hanging out in the spotlight (like Jessica Simpson), then by all means, make fun of her. Until then leave her alone.
      I wish her the best and hope she delivers a healthy baby.

    • Awkward

      Wait, hold up… TWO stillbirths? She’s either not taking care of herself or there is something wrong with her uterus. Either way, probably not the best idea to get pregnant again right away without find out what the problem is… Just sayin. It looks like she eats chips for breakfast.

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