Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.
In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Too bad the moniker “Scary Spice” is already taken
“Old Spice” isn’t.
please be sure to remove any coke dust from card edge before swiping.
thank you.
The blonde Snooki, the white Kim Kardashian, the childless Kate Gosselin, the pale Tan Mom… basically, fucking useless.
Meh.
Note I: She’s hot.
Note II: see note I
Now let’s see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon’s balls.”
“I’ve been holding my head like this for hours, but the thought control chip still won’t fall out.”
In all fairness, the pinky on his left hand looks almost normal.
Miss Holmes was visibly perturbed by the sight of the microphone. It was startlingly obvious she wasn’t used to speak words that weren’t given to her on a piece of paper.
A Pencils of Promise event featuring two Pencil Dicks.
“I have to take a dump and I didn’t wear my depends… BERNARD! Get over here and hold my dress.”
This here is my bus card!!! I done licked it and it’s mine!
Even the sun shines on those breasts… wait, I’m getting a call. Oh, it’s some Eva.
what’s more orange her face or the the pumpkin belly?
Donald Trump.
The spotter is looking away to keep from throwing up..
Belly Corgan
I think we have a winner.
He’s just causing a scene so his robot double can sneak in behind him.
[Who sees it?]
You have to admit, Basil, she is a bit “mannish.”
“…Then you shoot the bird towards the structure and try to knock it down! And that’s what I’ve been doing since I won the Oscar.”
If you keep eating your credit card, you’re not going to be hungry for lunch.
“The band Elwood! The band!”
It’s like her face is shitting out her tongue.
Looks like Yoko finally found her new “John”.
“Damn, you made it down the ladder safely. Okay, now for our NEXT photo, I want you to stand in this pit full of vipers…”
Is that black thing the tiny air hose used for inflating her boobs?
“If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you”
-F. Nietzsche
In other words, don’t look at her armpits for too long.
You too can Trololo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
“Well Ollie, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into.”
Nope. I see absolutely no reason why her millionaire husband banged 3s and 4s all those years. I can’t see how this would have warped his sense of what is beautiful at all. That’s just sexy right there.
Why, of why did Arnold cheat on her?
It shall always remain a mystery…
Yeah, Photo Boy. You know what you did. But don’t think these tits will make us forget yesterday. We’re watching you.
“Who just called me Eddie Murphy?!?”
I’m rich, so it’s totally cool if I tote around a dog as an accessory even though you cannot.
Katy Perry before the boob job.
She looks like my grandma when she forgets to put in her dentures.
He obviously goes shopping with Russell Brand.
He really is starting to look more and more like a pumpkin. Now who is going to do the smashing part?
Look at my tits. They will never look this good again. Wait, what?!
“Dont step on that used chewing gum right there because it’ll give you Autism.”
“You keep staring at it and see if anything comes out while I Google it… how… to… remove… pigeon… oops pigeons… from…”
He looks like a student’s sofa
The Latino Community’s answer for why illegal immigration is not all bad.
“This is your agent. I still have not found anyone younger to replace Mark .”
True story: If you walk under a ladder a piano will fall on you. A white one.
Before the movie Blade Runner, the only way you could detect a Replicant was from the eyebrows.
I always preferred Baby Spice anyway.
Yeah…I can’t believe the size of it either.
Get that smirk of your face you lucky turd!!!!
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/26/eat-more-chicken-340_680.jpg[/img]
Moo.
“Hey Katie. What color is a blue car?”