The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Geri Halliwell
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad the moniker “Scary Spice” is already taken

  2. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    please be sure to remove any coke dust from card edge before swiping.
    thank you.

  3. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    The blonde Snooki, the white Kim Kardashian, the childless Kate Gosselin, the pale Tan Mom… basically, fucking useless.

  4. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh.

  5. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Note I: She’s hot.
    Note II: see note I

  6. Arsenio Hall Angry
    jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    Now let’s see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon’s balls.”

  7. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve been holding my head like this for hours, but the thought control chip still won’t fall out.”

  8. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Commented on this photo:

    In all fairness, the pinky on his left hand looks almost normal.

  9. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Holmes was visibly perturbed by the sight of the microphone. It was startlingly obvious she wasn’t used to speak words that weren’t given to her on a piece of paper.

  10. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    A Pencils of Promise event featuring two Pencil Dicks.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    “I have to take a dump and I didn’t wear my depends… BERNARD! Get over here and hold my dress.”

  12. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    This here is my bus card!!! I done licked it and it’s mine!

  13. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Even the sun shines on those breasts… wait, I’m getting a call. Oh, it’s some Eva.

  14. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s more orange her face or the the pumpkin belly?

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    The spotter is looking away to keep from throwing up..

  16. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Commented on this photo:

    Belly Corgan

  17. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s just causing a scene so his robot double can sneak in behind him.

    [Who sees it?]

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Commented on this photo:

    You have to admit, Basil, she is a bit “mannish.”

  19. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “…Then you shoot the bird towards the structure and try to knock it down! And that’s what I’ve been doing since I won the Oscar.”

  20. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Commented on this photo:

    If you keep eating your credit card, you’re not going to be hungry for lunch.

  21. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    “The band Elwood! The band!”

  22. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like her face is shitting out her tongue.

  23. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Yoko finally found her new “John”.

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, you made it down the ladder safely. Okay, now for our NEXT photo, I want you to stand in this pit full of vipers…”

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that black thing the tiny air hose used for inflating her boobs?

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you”
    -F. Nietzsche
    In other words, don’t look at her armpits for too long.

  27. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well Ollie, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into.”

  28. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope. I see absolutely no reason why her millionaire husband banged 3s and 4s all those years. I can’t see how this would have warped his sense of what is beautiful at all. That’s just sexy right there.

  29. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Why, of why did Arnold cheat on her?
    It shall always remain a mystery…

  30. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, Photo Boy. You know what you did. But don’t think these tits will make us forget yesterday. We’re watching you.

  31. Arsenio Hall Angry
    NattyIce
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who just called me Eddie Murphy?!?”

  32. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m rich, so it’s totally cool if I tote around a dog as an accessory even though you cannot.

  33. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy Perry before the boob job.

  34. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    NattyIce
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like my grandma when she forgets to put in her dentures.

  35. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    He obviously goes shopping with Russell Brand.

  36. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    NattyIce
    Commented on this photo:

    He really is starting to look more and more like a pumpkin. Now who is going to do the smashing part?

  37. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at my tits. They will never look this good again. Wait, what?!

  38. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dont step on that used chewing gum right there because it’ll give you Autism.”

  39. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “You keep staring at it and see if anything comes out while I Google it… how… to… remove… pigeon… oops pigeons… from…”

  40. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a student’s sofa

  41. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    The Latino Community’s answer for why illegal immigration is not all bad.

  42. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is your agent. I still have not found anyone younger to replace Mark .”

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Commented on this photo:

    True story: If you walk under a ladder a piano will fall on you. A white one.

  44. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    Commented on this photo:

    Before the movie Blade Runner, the only way you could detect a Replicant was from the eyebrows.

  45. Geri Halliwell
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    I always preferred Baby Spice anyway.

  46. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah…I can’t believe the size of it either.

  47. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    Commented on this photo:

    Get that smirk of your face you lucky turd!!!!

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Commented on this photo:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/26/eat-more-chicken-340_680.jpg[/img]

    Moo.

  49. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Katie. What color is a blue car?”

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