The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

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  1. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    Not pictured: Justin Bieber gargling Usher’s balls.

  2. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    MegP
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    Everytime I watch Apt 23, I can’t get past the fact I Just don’t find her attractive. I’m a girl, yes, but I understand why guys think girls are hot 90% of the time. I just don’t see it with her. Explain, anyone?

    • Dirk Diggler

      Most likely because you’re fat and a hater

    • rantatonne

      Skin with the hair, nice contrast. Unique looking. Her neck, a rather undervalued physical trait. But you are right, shes not everyone’s cup of tea.

    • Stuart Terwilicker

      Probably because you have the wrong chromosome

    • MegP

      Okay, turds, it was a simple question, I guess she just isn’t my cup of tea. I think she’s hilarious though, love the show. If you look back, I am not a hater at all. I don’t think she’s ugly, just don’t see it. I’m 5’10, blond, and 140 pounds, I’m not fat… still have a bit of face chub from the baby I had a few weeks ago, but hey, we can’t all be jessica simpson.. ermm.. I mean…

      • I love her dark hair and pale skin, but her eyebrows are upside-down and you could land a plane up those nostrils. :)

      • MegP

        I was going to say that I find her skin beautiful. If only more young stars realized this look was ten times more attractive than the orange/crusty brown look…….

      • Arzach

        Her legs, those long legs. And the contrast of hair , eye color, skin.

      • neo

        140lbs?!! Mooooooo!! (what do you expect…it’s the Superficial) :D

      • hey I said I was a little chubby! I just had a baby, but shit I’m 5’10… I ain’t no jessica simpson… maybe more like hilary duff, there’s a little baby weight there, but hey, nothing like the baby letting me know quickly that it isn’t about what i want, it’s about what he wants! I employed this really crazy trick when I was pregnant… if only more people heard about it… don’t tell anyone, it’s called NOT FUCKING EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PREGNANT

      • BillEBuoy

        you sound perfect. and honest.

  3. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    Wait a minute — open sores, greasy hair, paunchy belly… are you sure this isn’t Brandon Davis?

  4. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    MegP
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    DA BEARS!

  5. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    Um. The paparazzi are staking out Marrakech now?

  6. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    catapostrophe
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    When the holiday falls in the middle of the week, the ghouls choose to come out the weekend before Halloween.

  7. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Alright who wants an autgraph here? I’ve got a pen ready, best ben in the world right here, solid gold point with my name on the side. Hey, where’s everybody going?

  8. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    MegP
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    Mark Sanchez dumped this for a girl he met. Who knocked on his door. Selling girl scout cookies.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    You know you’re done when even black dudes don’t wanna sneak a peak at yer ass.

  10. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    MissPriss
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    If they want a controlled zone, they’re gonna have to put his face behind the big red slash on that sign.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    YAAR
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    Talking to herself: “Come on, you can do this! Just remember: left foot, right foot…left foot, right foot”

  12. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Sven Golly
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    I’m not particularly interested in the jack-o-lantern but the Mickey Mouse ears are nice.

  13. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    MegP
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    “Huh. I haven’t looked at the sun in, oh, say five years now. Or the flowers. Or anything beautiful. I’m alive, I’m really alive!”

  14. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    MegP
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    GAHHH! that actually frightened me.

  15. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Johnny P!
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    Gonna be nice here:
    Really talented singer/songwriter who’s lyrics are sugar coated but scathing if you listen to what she’s saying. Check out LDN, and you’ll see what I mean:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg

  16. Arsenio Hall Angry
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Yeah, this just doesn’t have the same impact as the same look from Samuel L. Jackson.

  17. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
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    Housewives? No housewives look like that in my neighborhood! (:

  18. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    YAAR
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    “So that thing is real? Not a prop? You sure?”

  19. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    MegP
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    This fucking pisses me off. Your baby bump is not a fashion accessory. Stop calling attention to yourself, and get used to the fact that you won’t be the center of attention for 18+ years.

  20. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
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    What the fudge?! If it wasn’t for the fact that she refuses to give bj’s, this could quite possibly be the sexiest woman going right now.

  21. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
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    When did this ridiculous pose become a thing?

    Why do women turn their back to the camera, then twist their head around…what is this supposed to do?

  22. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Helen of Troy
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    The face that sank a thousand ships…

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    Science is amazing. How did they manage to fit a hot air balloon in such a small space?

  24. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    MegP
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    Is she pointing a gun at her fetus? Not a good plan.

  25. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Johnny P!
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    Go back to Kenya, Trump!

  26. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    patch
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    Lily Allen does look bad.

  27. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    GLT
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    Just after this picture was taken, her tongue shot out and then back in again, faster than the eye could follow, bringing with it a fly from the inside of the windshield. Nom nom.

  28. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Shortly after the Torri FrankenSpelling left the castle, the villagers tried to burn it out of fear and ignorance. So who, I ask, was the true monster? Who?

  29. Jenny McCarthy Legs Tight Minidress
    Johnny P!
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    Sometimes crazy can have a nice rack…

  30. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
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    From classy to assy…

  31. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    zomgbie
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    ugh. i hate when they cut ur body in half and put the top half back on wrong.

    • I'mCool

      I think this pic was taken right after the sword swept through a diagonal cut.
      Y’ know, when the top half of the body starts to slowly slide down the cut line?

  32. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Caught in the act of sucking Warne’s youth. Yup, through her right arm.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    Nice mane.

  34. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Adam Braun
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    FYI, your penis reeks of Bieber.

  35. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Great, I just got over my terrifying nightmares of getting married. Now this!

  36. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    KV
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    Apparently he poops anywhere now. That’s why someone of his entourage runs behind him with a shovel, a broom and a bucket.

  37. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    She’s pregnant, so I think we can cut her some slack on the huge belly. The huge ass though…I don’t think you get pregnant in the ass.

  38. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I thought you weren’t supposed to do the walk of shame together

  39. Arsenio Hall Angry
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    “Hey Arsenio! Do your friends call you “Arse” for short?”

  40. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Crap, Bruce Willis has let himself go

  41. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    tlmck
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    That definitely ain’t crap.

  42. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    onto the Mary Magdalenes!

  43. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    jorge
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    you don’t say?

  44. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    Nicocorico
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    “I love you Chunk!”

  45. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Richard Gere
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    Evidently a gerbil can no longer satisfy Mr. Usher.

  46. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    catapostrophe
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    “Can you verify your ex-husband’s whereabouts on the night your daughter Suri was conceived?”

  47. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
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    Her chin is an innie and her nips are outties. Perfection.

  48. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    I guess once you’ve been at it for so long, a gerbil just doesn’t do the trick anymore.

  49. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hello agent, an audition for a cat food commercial? Muy bueno!

  50. Arsenio Hall Angry
    bobthebob
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    wait…he’s alive?

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