Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.
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“Dude, you have got to be shittin’ me.”
“No, for reals. See? Right here on IMDB, I DID win an Oscar”
DAT PHONE.
Guy is covering her ass not to protect her dignity (suppressed laughter in background) but to protect his eyes to one day see his yet unborn child.
Will the third nipple get large and brown too?
He has the red shoes and ToTo… no doubt he’s fan of Dorothy.
When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.
“Yeah, I said Juventus kicks Roma’s ass all the livelong day, but I didn’t mean for you to take it personally.”
Pregnant or just fat?
…Looking for Kyle.
Looks like Bieber’s been replaced. Not sure by whom, though.
How dumb is this bimbo? Your left fake boob is not where your baby is developing? Its that belly thats painted like a retarded soccer ball?
Dude, the infection from those dead teeth will actually probably kill him before the drugs do. That would be an interesting bet to take on.
I just realized that the only reason I thought she was hot was because of her boobs. Because this isn’t doing it for me, at all.
THOSE CANKLES.
+1 I’m genetically programmed to hate them.
I’ve got a gift bag for ya, honey.
what the FUCK where is her sex tape, that thing was announced like 2 months ago.
nice ‘shop job on the adam’s apple
wondering why they ‘shopped Kirk Douglas’s chin on, though.
He needs to put his money where his mouth is- literally- and let Colbert dip his testicles in his mouth. I mean, it’s for charity.
I would pay to see that. Wednesday’s episode of the Colbert Report was hilarious. One of the best ever.
If the World Pavilion at Epcot is any indication, Lily should totally try the shawarma platter while she’s there.
Diaper commercial?
Celebrating his upcoming role in the Dune remake.
As the Baron, or as a spice worm?
Yesterday, he was a Sith Lord. Today, he’s Gandalf. Dude needs to figure some shit out.
What? He finally leveled up to white. Give him a break. Grinding xp in the real world is hard to do.
“Made in China?”
The last thing you should emulate about Shane MacGowan is his teeth.
1979: A year, a song, his weight.
I have to be honest, I can’t see why these gay rumours persist. He. Is. GAAAAAAAYYYYYY. Seriously. If this guy were any more flaming the Fire Marshal would have showed up and shut the place down.
The intelligence of cows never ceases to amaze me. Climbing a ladder? Wow.
MOO.
yeah but she’s not gonna be able to climb back down..
Don’t tell me these two are fucking. Liz is so hot she should not be fucked by anything less than the Greek God of War possessing the libido of Ron Jeremy armed with the spear of Jon Hamm.
Please, old lady Hurley here has been fucked by every Tom, Dick & Harry in the industry. Gorgeous doesn’t make you virtuous.
Who said anything about virtuous?
The man you described has a name. Alexander Skarsgard.
More than TWO DECADES older than Lindsay.
She is aging in reverse, I swear. I want to see baby pictures of her as a wrinkly old woman baby.
Or when she was seeeeven, but she looked a lot oooolder…
Elizabeth Hurley folks is 47yrs old! 47yrs old! Yummy……
Turning into Jennifer Coolidge.
Eva Longoria, parker.
Liquor in the front, Parker in the rear?
Gun show.
Dear fucking Christ. The fact that woman still throw themselves at this guy is all the proof you need that fame trumps all.
Honestly, this girl doesn’t bother me that much because she is aware she is a vapid, pop culture phenomenon and she doesn’t take herself too seriously. I respect that far more than a certain cow that thinks she is famous for her fashion sense (moo.)
You just summed up my love for Coco perfectly.
I also appreciate her for what she is, which is a caricature of herself. She makes me laugh and I love that she is easy going. Ice-T is pretty awesome too, big SVU fan. So yeah, I have no problem with this woman at all.
Also, as far as I know, she has been with one guy that I genuinely think she is in love with. Kim Kardashian has had more sex tape partners than coco has had partners in the last ten years.
Yep. She’s awesome.
Something, something… Designing Women…
That’s a fancy bridle.
I swear he is wearing those fucking leg warmers all the time. Does he just have poor circulation to his legs from the years of shooting up, or is he just a douche? Both you say?
he’s a douche!! it’s his only way of getting attention. he’s a lousy actor, a lousy comedian and he divorced the only thing that gave him any recognition in the US….. i wish he would just go away and take the KarTrashidans with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, WTF is with the leg warmer obsession?! He must have an entire wardrobe of them in every colour!!
Wow, putting this after Elizabeth Hurley is just cruel. For everyone involved.
A horse and a cow today? Reminds me of my days on the farm!
Nayyyyyyyyy
Go away. No one wants you.
Now, if only she had done that more often…
Ouch.
good girl…finally found something to wear that fits.
it doesn’t “fit” if they waist band has been cut.
Bless me Jesus for I have sinned, Oh Fuck its only Russell Brand the Douche!
Time stood still as her hand slowly reached forward, her unblinking eyes emotionlessly gazing at the horizon through her sunglasses.
“This is it”, thought Pedro the Paparazzo, “She’s gonna give me the best handjob of my life!”
Minka, however had something else in store for him, as her hand slowly wrapped itself around his long, thick, black, photographic lens and yanked his brand new Canon 5D Mark III out of his grip before smashing it on the floor.
“You will NOT take pictures unless I am flawlessly coiffed”, she yelled in a burst of rare emotion, before sauntering off to bask in Chris Evans’ fame.
….dude. WTF
This has confused the shit out of everyone who’s read it, and that’s why I love it.
That whole “committing to the crazy” bit he did a few years back actually made me respect him more. He really trusted his director and honestly he did convince me he was fucking nuts. Plus, the Master is good as hell, and I can appreciate an actor from a film that tries to let people know that Scientology is fucking crazy.
Agreed.
Apparently we are agreeing on a lot today, Zaloog
It’s a good thing.
Om nom nom…money
I feel violated just from the camera being so close to her.