The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

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  1. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    FattyMcGee
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    “Dude, you have got to be shittin’ me.”
    “No, for reals. See? Right here on IMDB, I DID win an Oscar”

  2. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
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    DAT PHONE.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Guy is covering her ass not to protect her dignity (suppressed laughter in background) but to protect his eyes to one day see his yet unborn child.

  4. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Phoenix
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    Will the third nipple get large and brown too?

  5. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    MegP
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    He has the red shoes and ToTo… no doubt he’s fan of Dorothy.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
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    When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.

  7. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
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    “Yeah, I said Juventus kicks Roma’s ass all the livelong day, but I didn’t mean for you to take it personally.”

  8. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Pregnant or just fat?

  9. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Phoenix
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    …Looking for Kyle.

  10. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    Looks like Bieber’s been replaced. Not sure by whom, though.

  11. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
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    How dumb is this bimbo? Your left fake boob is not where your baby is developing? Its that belly thats painted like a retarded soccer ball?

  12. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    MegP
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    Dude, the infection from those dead teeth will actually probably kill him before the drugs do. That would be an interesting bet to take on.

  13. Geri Halliwell
    DeucePickle
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    I just realized that the only reason I thought she was hot was because of her boobs. Because this isn’t doing it for me, at all.

  14. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    MegP
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    THOSE CANKLES.

  15. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    joe
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    I’ve got a gift bag for ya, honey.

  16. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    bonerjuice
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    what the FUCK where is her sex tape, that thing was announced like 2 months ago.

  17. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    yukon cornelius
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    nice ‘shop job on the adam’s apple

  18. Donald Trump The Late Show
    MegP
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    He needs to put his money where his mouth is- literally- and let Colbert dip his testicles in his mouth. I mean, it’s for charity.

  19. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    If the World Pavilion at Epcot is any indication, Lily should totally try the shawarma platter while she’s there.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Phoenix
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    Diaper commercial?

  21. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    Celebrating his upcoming role in the Dune remake.

  22. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    joe
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    Yesterday, he was a Sith Lord. Today, he’s Gandalf. Dude needs to figure some shit out.

    • anonymous

      What? He finally leveled up to white. Give him a break. Grinding xp in the real world is hard to do.

  23. Donald Trump The Late Show
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    “Made in China?”

  24. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    The last thing you should emulate about Shane MacGowan is his teeth.

  25. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    joe
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    1979: A year, a song, his weight.

  26. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
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    I have to be honest, I can’t see why these gay rumours persist. He. Is. GAAAAAAAYYYYYY. Seriously. If this guy were any more flaming the Fire Marshal would have showed up and shut the place down.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    MegP
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    The intelligence of cows never ceases to amaze me. Climbing a ladder? Wow.

    MOO.

  28. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Don’t tell me these two are fucking. Liz is so hot she should not be fucked by anything less than the Greek God of War possessing the libido of Ron Jeremy armed with the spear of Jon Hamm.

  29. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    Phoenix
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    More than TWO DECADES older than Lindsay.

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
    MegP
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    She is aging in reverse, I swear. I want to see baby pictures of her as a wrinkly old woman baby.

  31. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne David Furnish 50th Birthday
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    Elizabeth Hurley folks is 47yrs old! 47yrs old! Yummy……

  32. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Phoenix
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    Turning into Jennifer Coolidge.

  33. Eva Longoria Cleavage
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    Eva Longoria, parker.

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Phoenix
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    Gun show.

  35. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    Dear fucking Christ. The fact that woman still throw themselves at this guy is all the proof you need that fame trumps all.

  36. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    MegP
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    Honestly, this girl doesn’t bother me that much because she is aware she is a vapid, pop culture phenomenon and she doesn’t take herself too seriously. I respect that far more than a certain cow that thinks she is famous for her fashion sense (moo.)

    • You just summed up my love for Coco perfectly.

      • MegP

        I also appreciate her for what she is, which is a caricature of herself. She makes me laugh and I love that she is easy going. Ice-T is pretty awesome too, big SVU fan. So yeah, I have no problem with this woman at all.

      • MegP

        Also, as far as I know, she has been with one guy that I genuinely think she is in love with. Kim Kardashian has had more sex tape partners than coco has had partners in the last ten years.

    • BillEBuoy

      Yep. She’s awesome.

  37. Arsenio Hall Angry
    Phoenix
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    Something, something… Designing Women…

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    catapostrophe
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    That’s a fancy bridle.

  39. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    MegP
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    I swear he is wearing those fucking leg warmers all the time. Does he just have poor circulation to his legs from the years of shooting up, or is he just a douche? Both you say?

    • karlito

      he’s a douche!! it’s his only way of getting attention. he’s a lousy actor, a lousy comedian and he divorced the only thing that gave him any recognition in the US….. i wish he would just go away and take the KarTrashidans with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • squishy

      I know, WTF is with the leg warmer obsession?! He must have an entire wardrobe of them in every colour!!

  40. Coco Cleavage Tight Dress
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Wow, putting this after Elizabeth Hurley is just cruel. For everyone involved.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    MegP
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    A horse and a cow today? Reminds me of my days on the farm!

    Nayyyyyyyyy

  42. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Phoenix
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    Go away. No one wants you.

  43. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    MegP
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    Now, if only she had done that more often…

  44. Geri Halliwell
    Phoenix
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    Ouch.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    hijkmno
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    good girl…finally found something to wear that fits.

  46. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Bless me Jesus for I have sinned, Oh Fuck its only Russell Brand the Douche!

  47. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Time stood still as her hand slowly reached forward, her unblinking eyes emotionlessly gazing at the horizon through her sunglasses.

    “This is it”, thought Pedro the Paparazzo, “She’s gonna give me the best handjob of my life!”

    Minka, however had something else in store for him, as her hand slowly wrapped itself around his long, thick, black, photographic lens and yanked his brand new Canon 5D Mark III out of his grip before smashing it on the floor.

    “You will NOT take pictures unless I am flawlessly coiffed”, she yelled in a burst of rare emotion, before sauntering off to bask in Chris Evans’ fame.

  48. Joaquin Phoenix Beard Sunglasses
    MegP
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    That whole “committing to the crazy” bit he did a few years back actually made me respect him more. He really trusted his director and honestly he did convince me he was fucking nuts. Plus, the Master is good as hell, and I can appreciate an actor from a film that tries to let people know that Scientology is fucking crazy.

  49. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Phoenix
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    Om nom nom…money

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I feel violated just from the camera being so close to her.

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