Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.
In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,
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“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”
Rob Reiner, Jr.
They were excited until they found out it wasn’t the “Penis of Promise Gala”
No , they thought it was the “Promise of Penis ” Gala .
They are both illiterate and only think about fudgepacking.
I would violate her with great enthusiasm.
She is the antidote tot he Sharon Stone picture
He’s already OD’d. He’s touring London, weekend at bernie’s- style
Seriously: what event in Matthew Broderick’s childhood warped his mind to such a extent that he finds comfort in the company of a woman with a face that resembles a dog’s ass wearing a hat?
Wow, it must be easy to get a license in L.A., even Skelator can get one!
Gramma wants her coat back.
Everybody hurts.
no babies in the bum-bum
A face to put on a warning label. For just about anything.
Blood el! Meh bloody teeth done gone post mortem before meh ticker stopped.
A woman called horse!
After 3 years Balloon Boy’s dad tries to get another ’15 minutes’ exploiting his son Falcon
I wonder if that guy’s name is Atlas
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I always wondered what the dead girl from “The Ring” was doing now.
I hope she’s pregnant?
And I hope he’s pregnant too.
Hey Romney, easy on the bronzer!
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. This one… oh I’d say 10,453 words exactly.
Hipster Jesus
If he doesn’t win an Oscar for “The Master” I’m going to fly to LA and burn the Hollywood sign to the ground. To the GROUND. I’m still pissed he didn’t win for “Walk The Line”.
If you give him an Oscar he’ll slap you right in the chops.
Looks like they are reenacting that scene from Roxanne where Chris meets CD for the first time. “They said it was big, but I didn’t expect to be BIG”
Now that’s a perfect profile. Why can’t more women look like this?
I’d put it in her bootychin
Hot, but flat butt
A song! A song for your donuts!!
CMON ALL YOU HATERS. SHE IS CUTE, HAPPY AND BIRTHING A HUMAN BEING and hopefully it doesnt turn out to be LIKE ALL YOU HOLES. SHOW SOME RESPECT. YOU KNOW ALL YOU FAT FUCKS COMMENTING SHOULDNT BEING THROWING STONES, YOU REJECTS!
What the hell, please get rid of that coke ad, seriously. This is unbearable.
Honestly, that’s best I’ve ever seen her look in this decade.
I thought he died already
You have to be in pretty good condition to climb a ladder in stilettos… but it’s still really stupid. Talk about all kinds of potential for injury, can’t believe her handlers put her in that situation. Other than that… the dude behind her probably wouldn’t be of any use at all trying to catch her or break her fall. All in all, pretty ignorant thing to do. At least she took the heels off to climb down.
He’s just trying way too hard at this point.
What you all are missing is that he’s trying for the Rasputin look.
she looks good also with this serious expression.
planet of the apes
yeah your baby is going to be SO PROUD to see this someday….dumb whore.
….”Do you think this is a motherfucking game??”…
can she really not draw a triangle? it looks like someone drew this with their eyes closed.
Nice to see Michael Jackson finally getting some sun.