The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.26.12

October 26th, 2012 // 602 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where apparently Russell Brand and Billy Corgan are trying to outbum one another. I’m declaring Brand the winner, because I know in my heart he’s the one who’s actually out there blowing dudes for food. We’ve also got Lily Allen helping guys make the decision to finally get that vasectomy and the reason you should never cut lines with your debit card around Janice Dickinson.

In related news, identity theft is now the leading cause of AIDS,

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  1. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”

  2. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Vlad
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    Rob Reiner, Jr.

  3. Adam Braun Usher Holding Puppy Pencils Of Promise Gala
    Mike701
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    They were excited until they found out it wasn’t the “Penis of Promise Gala”

    • Al Pacino

      No , they thought it was the “Promise of Penis ” Gala .
      They are both illiterate and only think about fudgepacking.

  4. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    Fred Ziffel
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    I would violate her with great enthusiasm.
    She is the antidote tot he Sharon Stone picture

  5. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
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    He’s already OD’d. He’s touring London, weekend at bernie’s- style

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Broderick
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    Seriously: what event in Matthew Broderick’s childhood warped his mind to such a extent that he finds comfort in the company of a woman with a face that resembles a dog’s ass wearing a hat?

  7. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
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    Wow, it must be easy to get a license in L.A., even Skelator can get one!

  8. Billy Corgan Bald Scarf Sweatpants
    Banjobraids
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    Gramma wants her coat back.

  9. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Carolyn
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    Everybody hurts.

  10. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    harlee
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    no babies in the bum-bum

  11. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Joaquin ingles
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    A face to put on a warning label. For just about anything.

  12. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    terry
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    Blood el! Meh bloody teeth done gone post mortem before meh ticker stopped.

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Muscular Arms Night Of Stars
    Its Me
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    A woman called horse!

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    continu
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    After 3 years Balloon Boy’s dad tries to get another ’15 minutes’ exploiting his son Falcon

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
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    I wonder if that guy’s name is Atlas

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  16. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    EZ-B
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    I always wondered what the dead girl from “The Ring” was doing now.

  17. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
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    I hope she’s pregnant?

  18. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Commented on this photo:

    And I hope he’s pregnant too.

  19. Donald Trump The Late Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Romney, easy on the bronzer!

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    Commented on this photo:

    They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. This one… oh I’d say 10,453 words exactly.

  21. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Hipster Jesus

  22. Joaquin Phoenix Beard Sunglasses
    Anna
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    If he doesn’t win an Oscar for “The Master” I’m going to fly to LA and burn the Hollywood sign to the ground. To the GROUND. I’m still pissed he didn’t win for “Walk The Line”.

  23. Adrien Brody Riccardo Scamarcio The Third Person Set
    CarpeJugulum
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    Looks like they are reenacting that scene from Roxanne where Chris meets CD for the first time. “They said it was big, but I didn’t expect to be BIG”

  24. Krysten Ritter Nipples Tight Dress
    Biff
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    Now that’s a perfect profile. Why can’t more women look like this?

  25. Minka Kelly Nipples Tank Top
    BenDoverman
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    I’d put it in her bootychin

  26. Joanna Krupa Samsung Galaxy Note II Launch Party
    john
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    Hot, but flat butt

  27. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    TONY
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    A song! A song for your donuts!!

  28. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Damon
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    CMON ALL YOU HATERS. SHE IS CUTE, HAPPY AND BIRTHING A HUMAN BEING and hopefully it doesnt turn out to be LIKE ALL YOU HOLES. SHOW SOME RESPECT. YOU KNOW ALL YOU FAT FUCKS COMMENTING SHOULDNT BEING THROWING STONES, YOU REJECTS!

  29. Lily Allen Pregnant Weight Gain
    Dick fraynus
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    What the hell, please get rid of that coke ad, seriously. This is unbearable.

  30. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    journalschism
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    Honestly, that’s best I’ve ever seen her look in this decade.

  31. Pete Doherty Drunk Yellow Teeth Beer Bottle
    Jentilly
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    I thought he died already

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt On Ladder
    ceeli
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    You have to be in pretty good condition to climb a ladder in stilettos… but it’s still really stupid. Talk about all kinds of potential for injury, can’t believe her handlers put her in that situation. Other than that… the dude behind her probably wouldn’t be of any use at all trying to catch her or break her fall. All in all, pretty ignorant thing to do. At least she took the heels off to climb down.

  33. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Quijibo
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    He’s just trying way too hard at this point.

  34. Russell Brand All White Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Biff
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    What you all are missing is that he’s trying for the Rasputin look.

  35. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    martian
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    she looks good also with this serious expression.

  36. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Clito
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    planet of the apes

  37. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah your baby is going to be SO PROUD to see this someday….dumb whore.

  38. Katie Holmes Dead Accounts Broadway
    Later
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    ….”Do you think this is a motherfucking game??”…

  39. Imogen Thomas Bikini Top Pregnant Belly Painted Pumpkin
    christine
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    can she really not draw a triangle? it looks like someone drew this with their eyes closed.

  40. Maria Shriver Tongue Face Wrinkles
    Holy Sam Hill
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    Nice to see Michael Jackson finally getting some sun.

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