The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.25.13

October 25th, 2013 // 317 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be the smallest gallery of the week, born purely out of lack of content and not at all because of the allure of having whiskey for lunch. You’re still getting some old favorites as well as some newbs, like Kobe Bryant, who I’m not sure if he’s ever been in TCWM, but yesterday he was taunting a lion (even though, let’s be honest, she was probably asking for it), so he’s in. Then there’s blonde Johnny Depp with Amber Heard and the albino assassin tasked with murdering anyone who touches his bracelets, and finally, Martin Scorsese remembering that time Leo and his boys dumped pig’s blood all over Jonah Hill at the prom.

Damn, two days in a row with Jonah Hill slams? Here, redouche your memory. Now, let the hate flow through you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    “*psst*…nice butt”

    “Dont even act like you like pussy..”

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Schadenfreude
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    Wow! How do you get your farts to smell like potpourri? Mine don’t stink at all!

  3. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
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    How long before some idiot says “Candles, BITCH!”

    (oh, yeah, I guess some idiot just did.)

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    Violent diarrhea…..NOW!

  5. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    That cat will now fail a doping control at his next race.

  6. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    Schadenfreude
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    No! That’s milk on my upper lip. I obviously like pussy.

  7. Ronan Farrow 50 Cent Madison Square Garden Transformation Unveiling
    Schadenfreude
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    Frank and Sammy: The Next Generation

  8. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
    Schadenfreude
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    She called me on the tech support line and I fell in love with her sexy voice!

  9. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
    Schadenfreude
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    Finally someone got a photo of her good side.

  10. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Sans tampon string.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    Where’s Jonah?

  12. Joe Jonas Purple Plaid Suit Blanda Eggenschwiler Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    j/k
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    “Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala ? I’ll wear this suit from the Steve Harvey Juniors Collection.”

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    He is looking straight past her ass, that is all I needed to know about him and confirm all my suspicions.

  14. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    “I love cocaine!”

  15. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
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    Once a show is over, don’t the stars normally have to return the wardrobe?

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    Any day now, leather jogging pants and moccasin high tops will come in style, any day now Kanye. Also, that was a single slab of marble until she stepped onto it.

  17. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    Well, that cat appearently marked his territory.

  18. Joe Jonas Purple Plaid Suit Blanda Eggenschwiler Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Really ?
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    Hey, nice beard you’ve got there.

  19. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    Is this an ad to get kids to take steroids? I don’t get it?

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    Just remember, Jonah Hill knows these guys.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    I see they finally challenged each other to see who has the loosest asshole….

  22. Alec Baldwin Kissing James Toback Seduced And Abandoned Premiere
    JC
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    “You took a picture of me, you asshole!”
    “Alec, I’m the director! That’s part of my job!”
    “I don’t give a shit! I’m gonna bite your year off, you pig rrrRRRRrR…”

  23. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    George P Burdell
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    A facial may not be a standard form of birth control, but it is effective.

  24. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    Packing on the pounds there eh, Rasta Connor? Maybe I am just old fashioned, but I think dress socks should be worn with long dress pants.

  25. Olivia Munn Legs Miniskirt Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    Fuck it, let’s go get some shrimp and cocktail sauce.

  26. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    Who can blame her for a sour face…. Running into Lindsey Lohan will ruin anyone’s day…

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    George P Burdell
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    It seems fitting she has been Dreaming of Future Africans Foundation for years.

  28. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    The rejected movie poster for “Gravity.”

  29. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    Was it really necessary to post this photo and destroy some of our childhood memories?

  30. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
    CK
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    Not sure what’s she’s insinuating, but I’m sure someone’s immensely offended.

  31. Nicole Richie Cleavage Cat Ears Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
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    Seriously, eat some damn food.

  32. Eva Longoria Cleavage Jamie Foxx Canon Project Imaginat10n Global Premiere
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    “Yep, fucking her too”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    However many times he prays and wishes for it to be true, the expression “Step on a crack break you mama’s back” just won’t come true.

  34. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
    CK
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    That dog’s got a cute sweater!

  35. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jams” are banking hard on this ad campaign to launch the big comeback.

  36. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
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    You would think this would be her best side, but you would be wrong, seems both are equally bad.

  37. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
    George P Burdell
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    …then coffee table broke and Oprah came running in with her titties way down her and…

  38. Joe Jonas Purple Plaid Suit Blanda Eggenschwiler Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    When does her contract expire?

  39. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    schmidtler
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    It’s the old ‘are you gay’ test – the closer you can put your face to Maria Menounos’ ass without biting it, the more likely you are in fact gay. I think the benchmark is anything closer than 10 feet without full on biting, you’re hopelessly gay.

  40. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
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    Ever since the team of surgeons had them removed, Rosie still feels the phantom elephant testicle pains…

  41. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
    George P Burdell
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    Both are fantasizing about the newly single Miranda Kerr.

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    “Hurry up, Martin. Jonah’s saving our seats.”

  43. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
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    And all this time it was Madonna we thought was the one sucking the life out of young starlets to maintain their immortality…

  44. Kobe Bryant Hand On Lion Cage Turkish Airlines Commercial
    schmidtler
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    ‘So you’re telling me Turkish Airlines will jam my wife into one of these cages for the duration of the flight, and she’ll have no idea wtf I’m doing up in first class? I’m in!’

  45. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    Ladypants
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    I prefer to think that he ripped the cat from the kid’s hands and it stranding it in a tree because the kid made fun of his “milk” mustache.

  46. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Andie
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    HOly nipple and what the hell is on her nose?

  47. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    “Protein to save the day”? They should advertise that it also contains enough steroids, antibiotics and growth hormones to put A-cups on a 12-year old boy.

  48. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Diet coke break?”
    “Diet coke break.”

  49. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Alli
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    Doesn’t she know cocaine goes up the nose not on top of the nose?

  50. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
    schmidtler
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    He’s out of a job for a couple months, and he’s already huffing scented candles?

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