Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be the smallest gallery of the week, born purely out of lack of content and not at all because of the allure of having whiskey for lunch. You’re still getting some old favorites as well as some newbs, like Kobe Bryant, who I’m not sure if he’s ever been in TCWM, but yesterday he was taunting a lion (even though, let’s be honest, she was probably asking for it), so he’s in. Then there’s blonde Johnny Depp with Amber Heard and the albino assassin tasked with murdering anyone who touches his bracelets, and finally, Martin Scorsese remembering that time Leo and his boys dumped pig’s blood all over Jonah Hill at the prom.
Damn, two days in a row with Jonah Hill slams? Here, redouche your memory. Now, let the hate flow through you,
- Photo Boy