The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.25.13

October 25th, 2013 // 317 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be the smallest gallery of the week, born purely out of lack of content and not at all because of the allure of having whiskey for lunch. You’re still getting some old favorites as well as some newbs, like Kobe Bryant, who I’m not sure if he’s ever been in TCWM, but yesterday he was taunting a lion (even though, let’s be honest, she was probably asking for it), so he’s in. Then there’s blonde Johnny Depp with Amber Heard and the albino assassin tasked with murdering anyone who touches his bracelets, and finally, Martin Scorsese remembering that time Leo and his boys dumped pig’s blood all over Jonah Hill at the prom.

Damn, two days in a row with Jonah Hill slams? Here, redouche your memory. Now, let the hate flow through you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    I’d like to hit her nose with a hammer and start over.

  2. Kobe Bryant Hand On Lion Cage Turkish Airlines Commercial
    Phoenix
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    “High five, slave!”

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Phoenix
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    Not one Moo?

  4. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    Nice tug.

  5. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
    Phoenix
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    I hate this cunt. She’s now a triple threat tho, because she can now ad professional heart attack victim to her resume (that’s rounded out with professional fat person and professional lesbian). I dare you to fine one interview where they fail to mention ANY of those three. Kill her.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Skeeter
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    How’s he looking past her ass? I’d be motorboating her ass and trying to slip my tongue up her asshole.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Mick
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    If she got rid of half that ass I would lay with her.

  8. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
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    Honors her for what? Being a nasty abrasive dyke?

  9. Eva Longoria Cleavage Jamie Foxx Canon Project Imaginat10n Global Premiere
    Phoenix
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    He thinks it’s Katie because all white people look alike to him.

  10. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    Even the dog can’t believe those fucking socks.

  11. Alec Baldwin Kissing James Toback Seduced And Abandoned Premiere
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    “Just a bit of suction and that clot of ear wax will pop right out.”

  12. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
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    Looking very male-like. Does she have a beard, too?

  13. Joe Jonas Purple Plaid Suit Blanda Eggenschwiler Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    What in the name of Aragorn’s asshole is up with that ridiculous suit that moron is wearing? Did he steal it from his — or someone’s — little brother? Maybe he stole it from Dinklage. Nahhhh…Dinklage wouldn’t wear anything that fucking ugly.

  14. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    So… ANYONE had a chance? Who knew?!

  15. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
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    “Excuse me, sir? I’m going to have to ask you where you git that purse from. Sir? SIR!!”

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    As per his contract Mario’s assistant wheels a full length mirror around just off camera.

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret Worlds Best Sport Bras Reveal
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    Sadly, Like Brett Favre, she is only hurting her legacy at this point.

  18. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Bob immediately regrets not putting a towel down over his cloth seats.

  19. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
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    Ambers winning the who can turn who first contest.

  20. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    Are those socks or tattoo’s?

  21. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    I suddenly am feeling much better about my life.

  22. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
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    Shit is it 5:00 already, I gotta get home and shave!

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Ozmatters@gmail.com
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    There is an echo ( …. There is an echo ………….there is an echo ……)

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    AnnaD.
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    they are both checking out a hot guy, whereas the hag in the background is clearly a lesbian.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    AnnaD.
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    Not pictured: the usual expression of pain & shame on Kanye’s face.

    PS: MOO

  26. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    RaymondFlattenburg
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    When in doubt, whip a nipple out.

  27. Cara Santana Cleavage Engagement Ring Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
    Little Tongue
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    “I might have droopy little titties but I have a fucking nice ring. See?”

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret Worlds Best Sport Bras Reveal
    martina
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    Who cares about the sports bra,
    I want some of that sports ass.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    martina
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    So, Kanye didn’t want a pre-mupt?

  30. Kobe Bryant Hand On Lion Cage Turkish Airlines Commercial
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    I’ll take this one! Is she house trained?

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Ms Swan
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    If you hold it up to your ear and listen carefully, you can hear the ocean.

  32. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Ms Swan
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    Must distract all this attention from my face…I know what to do…

  33. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    Ms Swan
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    “This is how you coax a cat down from a tree…with oral sex”

  34. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    pskaught
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    “testing, testing one two…”

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    “I knew it ! She’s wearing one of MY dresses !”

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    “Sir you forgot to leave a donation ! Sir, please Sir !

  37. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
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    In one massive breath, Rosie literally sucked all the air out of the room.

  38. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    To show Mr.DiCaprio what he thought of his films Mr. Scorcese calmly began projectile vomiting. Careful not to get any on their Armani suits.

  39. Alec Baldwin Kissing James Toback Seduced And Abandoned Premiere
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    The loser in the beard growing contest must hug and kiss the winner.

  40. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    navvet75
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    Dwayne Dwayne Dwayne No wonder he calls himself “The Rock”

  41. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
    AWOL
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    I can’t believe I’m saying this…
    He looked better with the scarves and bracelets.
    How is that possible?

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    Black Jack
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    I use to think Sofia Vegara was fine, but MM is incredible. Her voice, personality, etc. To bad she’s married.

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