The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.25.13

October 25th, 2013 // 317 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be the smallest gallery of the week, born purely out of lack of content and not at all because of the allure of having whiskey for lunch. You’re still getting some old favorites as well as some newbs, like Kobe Bryant, who I’m not sure if he’s ever been in TCWM, but yesterday he was taunting a lion (even though, let’s be honest, she was probably asking for it), so he’s in. Then there’s blonde Johnny Depp with Amber Heard and the albino assassin tasked with murdering anyone who touches his bracelets, and finally, Martin Scorsese remembering that time Leo and his boys dumped pig’s blood all over Jonah Hill at the prom.

Damn, two days in a row with Jonah Hill slams? Here, redouche your memory. Now, let the hate flow through you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
    George P Burdell
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    Hang nail makes very angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry. HULK SMASH!!!!

  2. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    If you’re outside of your house wearing flannel rocket ship pajama pants, that’s the only pussy you’re getting.

  3. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
    PassingTrue
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    Oh, don’t sell yourself short. You are *not* a little teapot. You are a big annoying industrial sized teapot.

  4. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
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    After the 15th take, everyone was looking a little frazzled. The director decided to give it one more shot. “Let’s try this one more time. That’s right mario we’re going to ease you into this. Start with what you know. Start with the her, I mean his ass. If you get nervous just take a breath, close your eyes, and think back to when you used to play grab ass with Dustin Diamond on the set of Saved by the Bell. You can do this!”

  5. Kobe Bryant Hand On Lion Cage Turkish Airlines Commercial
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    “This is where I lock the women up.”

  6. Brandi Glanville Butt Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt
    PassingTrue
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    It’s “Bravo” honey. You are not famous for any legitimate reason. You are a half step above the crazy people who scream randomly at street corners.

  7. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
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    You wan to make sure that the tub of coke is right for you.

  8. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
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    She did a much nicer job with her eyeshadow than he did.

  9. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
    elephantman
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    I actually feel sorry for her.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    “I don’t wanna go to the stupid party!”

    “Quit pouting. If you don’t march your butt in there right now mister I will leave you in the car with North!”

  11. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
    PassingTrue
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    Hey Tonto. See if you can rent the get up for Trick or Treat. I don’t think they’ll need the costume for the sequel. Planet Hollywood is gonna pass too.

  12. Olivia Munn Legs Miniskirt Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
    Drew
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    Gross.

  13. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    yeah, because when you look like this, and dress like this, leaving the sticker on your hat after you bought it is what makes you look cool.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Smapdi
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    Shortly after realizing that Kardashian and West were its future, Africa boiled over with volcanoes then sunk into the ocean, yet somehow breathed a sigh of relief.

  15. Olivia Munn Legs Miniskirt Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    Yeah, she looks like she’d be good for about one night only.

  16. Olivia Munn Legs Miniskirt Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    She looks pretty good here. Compared to Aretha Franklin, at least.

  17. Ronan Farrow 50 Cent Madison Square Garden Transformation Unveiling
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    Who’s your daddy?

  18. Olivia Munn Legs Miniskirt Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
    Juch
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    Go away boring and phony person.

  19. Cara Santana Cleavage Engagement Ring Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
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    That reminds me… I’m out of pancake mix. And cubic zirconia.

  20. Ronan Farrow 50 Cent Madison Square Garden Transformation Unveiling
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    I’m happy to see that 50 never lost sight of his gangsta roots.

  21. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    M. Night is banging Casper the Jewy ghost.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Mario Lopez Extra
    JimBB
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    Wait, that’s Mario Lopez? For a second, I thought it was Wilmer Valderrama teaching a girls gym class.

  23. Ronan Farrow 50 Cent Madison Square Garden Transformation Unveiling
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    Yeah, but how can we really be sure his dad isn’t Woody Allen?

  24. Nicole Richie Cleavage Cat Ears Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
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    She’s a cat. A hungry hungry cat.

  25. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    That poor man. I can’t imagine going through life deaf and blind.

  26. Ali Larter Nipples No Bra See Through Dress White Powder On Nose Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    JimBB
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    Apparently, the dream is of an Aryan Africa.

  27. Rumer Willis Butt Minidress Wedgie
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    She’s built like the building her dad escaped from.

  28. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
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    “It may be high in protein but I just can’t get over the taste……. Oh, wait this is a milk commercial!? I completely misread the situation. My bad guys. Here’s your cat back little girl. Can I get a napkin or a moist towelette, and will try it again from the top. This stuff is really hard to get off your face.”

  29. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    Fucking terrorists! First they destroy the world trade center, now they’ve completely fucked up The Nanny!

  30. Kobe Bryant Hand On Lion Cage Turkish Airlines Commercial
    JimBB
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    All part of their “Come to Turkey! Our prisons are slightly better than you’ve heard!” ad campaign.

  31. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
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    I guess Condoleezza Rice was too busy watching football.

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret Worlds Best Sport Bras Reveal
    JimBB
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    Those pants would be great for when you need to do yoga on a street at night.

  33. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    He should hang out with Rob Kardashian and Jonah Hill.

  34. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
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    “whip em out. I dare you! Mine? My balls are way bigger than that. How big? Like cantaloupes.”

  35. Eva Longoria Cleavage Jamie Foxx Canon Project Imaginat10n Global Premiere
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    What, she’s fucked all the straight celebrity guys and now she’s trying for the gay dudes too?

  36. Connor Cruise Fat Gut Mesh Shorts Argyle Socks
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    Cut the kid some slack. He had no chance.

  37. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
    JimBB
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    Not pictured: Several parents quietly steering their kids in the opposite direction.

  38. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
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    “Oh damn it. Shit myself again. Leo buddy, I’m going to need you to walk behind me and run some interference. “

  39. Nicole Richie Cleavage Cat Ears Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
    PtC
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    Dat armpit

  40. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    She swept the SAG awards.

  41. The Rock Rescuing Cat From Tree Got Milk Ad
    JimBB
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    Kitty secretly wishes for lasagna, not more goddamn milk.

  42. Ronan Farrow 50 Cent Madison Square Garden Transformation Unveiling
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    50 Cent has not idea who his dad is either.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
    Stacy
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    That tile floor was one piece until that cow steped on it.

  44. Rosie ODonnell National Womens History Museum Honor
    JimBB
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    We at The National Women’s History Museum would like to welcome the 384th woman comedian in history to let her ego destroy her television show…

  45. Shiva Ayyadurai Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Saggy Breasts
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    All that beating off with TV muted in my youth seems wrong now. Well in fairness it seemed wrong then but….. I’m sorry what were we talking about?

  46. Aaron Paul Smelling Candle Knit Hat
    martian leader
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    ‘…anybody else hear that?’

  47. Nicole Richie Cleavage Cat Ears Who What Wear And Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars Of 2013 Event
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    I don’t care what the cat magazines say. Some of these pure breads look creepy.

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Bent Over Laughing Armani One Night Only Fashion Show
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, looking at these mean streets just reminded me that I was once a great, non-mediocre filmmaker.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Dream For Future Africa Foundation Inaugural Gala
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    The only reason I see these two being invited for The Dream For Future Africa Foundation is if Africa’s dream is to produce media whores and shitty rappers.

  50. Johnny Depp Blonde Hair Amber Heard
    JimBB
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    For some reason they pay a James Bond villain to follow them everywhere now. I guess it’s less weird than the hat phase.

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