Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?
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So that’s what Adam Ant is up to.
Black Joan Rivers.
It pleases me I have no idea who that is.
All homophobia aside, who in their right mind, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation, would want to fuck that?
Think about it.
looks like Ashley just got out of rehab
Does she accept dollars?
those knees have served a lot of sugar daddies
“Then when it’s over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape… and what they say is, ‘You will die in seven days’. “
Gotta be the offspring of some Hollywood fucktards trying too hard with a name like that.
wonder how much tranny meat shehe’s packing in her tong.
I dont get it…are you saying she looks like a tranny, or that she sucked some tranny dick? Knowing the modeling industry, the latter might be true, but she’s too gorgeous to be an actual tranny. Plus the whole vagina thing.
Sex Panther! 60% of the time, it works 100%.
It looks like he raided Steven Tyler’s closet.
Is that a cry for help?
it seems more like begging for a solid punch to the face.
Penn Badgley’s on his way over to kick it’s ass.
They are being celebrated for the innovation of ” looking weird”.
granny
what happened to her face?!
Holy Shit…can you imagine what he’ll look like on Halloween?
Hocus…Pocus…Dominocus…I’m pretty sure it’s a witch’s spell to compel someone to remove their clothing…
Nice Lumpy Chin, you got there.
Still looks hot to me.
Who the hell told you how to connect with Keith’s drug supplier?
Really? You are all so clever with the old man jokes. Wherever do you come up with them?
Any one of them could’ve managed the Sox better than that boob Valentine did this season.
In 100 million years, it’ll be his corpse that the aliens find preserved to perfection deep in the geological strata. Poor things are going to draw so many wrong conclusions about mankind as a result, and all ultimately because of the influence of rock music. How fitting.
“Why yes I am gay – how did guess ?”
Kirk Gibson.
When 1977 meets 1877.
…and then he said, “Corporations are people too” !
“The Emperor won’t be as forgiving as I am…”
LIAM NEESONS!!!