The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    So that’s what Adam Ant is up to.

  2. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Black Joan Rivers.

  3. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    It pleases me I have no idea who that is.

  4. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    no1nNE1
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    All homophobia aside, who in their right mind, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation, would want to fuck that?

    Think about it.

  5. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    Martina
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    looks like Ashley just got out of rehab

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Martina
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    Does she accept dollars?

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Martina
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    those knees have served a lot of sugar daddies

  8. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Bat Guano Cray
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    “Then when it’s over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape… and what they say is, ‘You will die in seven days’. “

  9. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    That Dude
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    Gotta be the offspring of some Hollywood fucktards trying too hard with a name like that.

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
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    wonder how much tranny meat shehe’s packing in her tong.

    • I dont get it…are you saying she looks like a tranny, or that she sucked some tranny dick? Knowing the modeling industry, the latter might be true, but she’s too gorgeous to be an actual tranny. Plus the whole vagina thing.

  11. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    edamame
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    Sex Panther! 60% of the time, it works 100%.

  12. Mick Jagger
    bigalkie
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    It looks like he raided Steven Tyler’s closet.

  13. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    bigalkie
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    Is that a cry for help?

  14. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    bigalkie
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    They are being celebrated for the innovation of ” looking weird”.

  15. Mick Jagger
    the crazy betty
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    granny

  16. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Josie
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    what happened to her face?!

  17. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    Holy Shit…can you imagine what he’ll look like on Halloween?

  18. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Hocus…Pocus…Dominocus…I’m pretty sure it’s a witch’s spell to compel someone to remove their clothing…

  19. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Beer Baron
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    Nice Lumpy Chin, you got there.

  20. Mick Jagger
    Jesse
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    Still looks hot to me.

  21. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Jesse
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    Really? You are all so clever with the old man jokes. Wherever do you come up with them?

  22. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Any one of them could’ve managed the Sox better than that boob Valentine did this season.

  23. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    In 100 million years, it’ll be his corpse that the aliens find preserved to perfection deep in the geological strata. Poor things are going to draw so many wrong conclusions about mankind as a result, and all ultimately because of the influence of rock music. How fitting.

  24. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    mbcl
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    “Why yes I am gay – how did guess ?”

  25. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    mbcl
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    Kirk Gibson.

  26. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    mbcl
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    When 1977 meets 1877.

  27. Prince William
    Brit
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    …and then he said, “Corporations are people too” !

  28. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    “The Emperor won’t be as forgiving as I am…”

  29. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    LIAM NEESONS!!!

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