The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    sorry_charlie
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    am i the only one seeing that armpit? what’s goig on there?

  2. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    SSHGuru
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    No way anyone named a Slurpee will ever look tough.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Jeff
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    I’m brain dead. Check out this boob.

  4. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Jeff
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    The back of her throat has a million dick-dents.

  5. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    Joaquin ingles
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    You’re THIS much of a catty bitch!

  6. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Joaquin ingles
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    Cro-Magnon- P.I.

  7. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    Jeff
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    Mommy’s boots don’t hide her flappy labia very well.

  8. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Jeff
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    My cleavage is wide open as your border, gringo!

  9. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    dhadd
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    Vivica ‘Used to be’ A. Fox

  10. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    Joaquin ingles
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    I guess that’s one way to make your neck appear 14 feet long.

  11. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Carol Ann Can
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    She’s tasted a lot of privates.

  12. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone flipped her OFF switch mid-sentence.

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Kojak
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    Only thing worst than lack of a butt, is butt implants.

  14. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/19/Screen Shot 2012-10-19 at 11.05.40 PM-340_452.png[/img]

  15. Mick Jagger
    neo
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    He doesn’t look a day over dead.

  16. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    “The YMCA? It’s over there!”

  17. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    neo
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    Live from the set of The Walking Dead.

  18. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how it starts – ask Bridgette Nelson.

  19. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    neo
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    HERPES! at 7 o’clock!!

  20. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    neo
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    “Hey, Mom! You’re ugly boots are canceling all the hard work your fine ass is doing. What?! I’m just sayin’!”

  21. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    mariamaher
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    she is so lame/insecure. icky

  22. Mick Jagger
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The thumbnail looked like the Tigers/Red Wings owner.

  23. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Yessing, moar Latina Bullock plz!

  24. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    stan
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    If I rammed the zoo

  25. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Yes, the marionette strings are held up like this to keep my face up!

  26. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    stan
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    Too many Daves. (actual Seuss title)

    • stan

      Several others, including:
      The shape of me and other stuff
      The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough
      The pocket book of boners (srsly)

  27. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Minky Wail
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    “I had doffed a green twisty bit, but some poof nicked it.”

  28. Mick Jagger
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    Damn it. Looks like meemaw escaped the old folks home again.

  29. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Anderson Pooper
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    I’ve witnessed that face once, when I tried entering the “back door” without warning. Not recommended. The surprise I mean.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Now are bras have useless shit that will fall off after the first wash. Retail price: $5,000.00.

  31. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Someone called him Russell Crowe.

  32. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Black don’t crack, nor does it take to well to plastic surgery. Have we learned nothing from Michael Jackson?

  33. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Anderson Pooper
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    Not another Tommy Lee sex tape…

  34. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    Troll's Nighmare
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    - Lord Vader! What an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
    - You may dispense with the pleasantries, minion. I’m here to put a cock back in my pussy.
    - I assure you my men are working as fast as they can!
    - Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them!

    (Cue Imperial March theme)

  35. Prince William
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They’re laughing at the poor.

  36. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Project Run Away.

  37. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    TheCynic
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    You can almost see the “Fuck Whitey” in her smile here.

  38. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    TheCynic
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    Why would anyone hate on a beauty with an all natural body? Either a lot of jealous women or homos here.

  39. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    TheCynic
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    This is how Pam wishes she aged.

  40. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    If there is no distortion whatsoever from the lenses of your glasses, TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.

  41. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Swearin
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    Forget Suess, let’s go with another semi-obvious reference:

    Willy Wanker & the Chocolate Sweatshop (as in, all the Oompa L

  42. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    You’re fuckin’ out!

  43. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen jerkass, I have a starship up there. Now get the hell off the field or I’ll phaser your dick off and beam it into Sulu’s butthole”

  44. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Swearin
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    So, is Keith playing Johnny Depp’s father in “The Lone Ranger”, too?

  45. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Candy
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    It’s about time Brian Evans did something that put him out there. This was genius, and Kirk as the home plate umpire? PRICELESS!

  46. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    BIG RICK
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    That’s the kind of hangover i’d like to wake up to.

  47. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Pimptastic
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    WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA !!!!!

  48. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Vladmir
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    Whenever someone shows THIS much “eye white” ABOVE the pupil, back away slowly…

  49. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Vladmir
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    Keith Stone is promoting the new Keystone HGH beer…always smooth.

  50. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Which one needs the snickers?

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