Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?
I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!
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am i the only one seeing that armpit? what’s goig on there?
Nutsack! *Facepillow*
No way anyone named a Slurpee will ever look tough.
I’m brain dead. Check out this boob.
The back of her throat has a million dick-dents.
You’re THIS much of a catty bitch!
Cro-Magnon- P.I.
Mommy’s boots don’t hide her flappy labia very well.
My cleavage is wide open as your border, gringo!
Vivica ‘Used to be’ A. Fox
I guess that’s one way to make your neck appear 14 feet long.
She’s tasted a lot of privates.
Someone flipped her OFF switch mid-sentence.
Only thing worst than lack of a butt, is butt implants.
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Awesome!
He doesn’t look a day over dead.
“The YMCA? It’s over there!”
Live from the set of The Walking Dead.
This is how it starts – ask Bridgette Nelson.
HERPES! at 7 o’clock!!
“Hey, Mom! You’re ugly boots are canceling all the hard work your fine ass is doing. What?! I’m just sayin’!”
she is so lame/insecure. icky
The thumbnail looked like the Tigers/Red Wings owner.
Yessing, moar Latina Bullock plz!
If I rammed the zoo
There’s a cocket in my socket
Horton prefers the sperm
Mr. Brown can screw. Can you?
Hunks in bunches. /
Donkey Punches in bunches.
Oh the things he can drink.
I am NOT going to get up unless it’s gay.
Hooper Humpadick
…too easy.
Yes, the marionette strings are held up like this to keep my face up!
Too many Daves. (actual Seuss title)
Several others, including:
The shape of me and other stuff
The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough
The pocket book of boners (srsly)
“I had doffed a green twisty bit, but some poof nicked it.”
Damn it. Looks like meemaw escaped the old folks home again.
I’ve witnessed that face once, when I tried entering the “back door” without warning. Not recommended. The surprise I mean.
Now are bras have useless shit that will fall off after the first wash. Retail price: $5,000.00.
Someone called him Russell Crowe.
Black don’t crack, nor does it take to well to plastic surgery. Have we learned nothing from Michael Jackson?
Not another Tommy Lee sex tape…
- Lord Vader! What an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
- You may dispense with the pleasantries, minion. I’m here to put a cock back in my pussy.
- I assure you my men are working as fast as they can!
- Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them!
(Cue Imperial March theme)
They’re laughing at the poor.
Project Run Away.
You can almost see the “Fuck Whitey” in her smile here.
Why would anyone hate on a beauty with an all natural body? Either a lot of jealous women or homos here.
Bingo. That’s def. one Sanchez I could get dirty with.
This is how Pam wishes she aged.
If there is no distortion whatsoever from the lenses of your glasses, TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.
Forget Suess, let’s go with another semi-obvious reference:
Willy Wanker & the Chocolate Sweatshop (as in, all the Oompa L
Loompas are all big, sweaty, naked black men)…sigh, I hate typing on an iPhone
You’re fuckin’ out!
“Listen jerkass, I have a starship up there. Now get the hell off the field or I’ll phaser your dick off and beam it into Sulu’s butthole”
So, is Keith playing Johnny Depp’s father in “The Lone Ranger”, too?
It’s about time Brian Evans did something that put him out there. This was genius, and Kirk as the home plate umpire? PRICELESS!
That’s the kind of hangover i’d like to wake up to.
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA !!!!!
Whenever someone shows THIS much “eye white” ABOVE the pupil, back away slowly…
Keith Stone is promoting the new Keystone HGH beer…always smooth.
Which one needs the snickers?