The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Magnum P.I.: The Trailer Park Years

  2. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Unfortunately, the lost triplet was missing and couldn’t face directly into the camera, thus completing the axis of evil.

  3. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    So I call this move “Clash of the Titans”, and let me tell you the women love it. From there I usually segue into a “Schindler’s Fist”.

  4. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    I don’t know what she just said, but I’m betting it was one of the more intelligent statements she’s made in a decade.

  5. Mick Jagger
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    Banged your Mother AND your Grandmother.

  6. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh so she’s already in Halloween gear?

  7. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    Ah, the Classic “Who’s on First?” bit, only 3 hours long because one of the players actually has Alzheimer’s.

  8. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    rantatonne
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    Poor guy, he just realized the homoerotic undertones in 300, all at once.

  9. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
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    I’m assuming the freeloader is Ryder.

  10. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    Jay
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    Did someone get an overdose of botox and anti-anti-aging cream? What the hell happened to Ms. Wilde?

  11. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    You got it, dude! “It” being an eating disorder.

  12. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it wi…you know what? Nevermind.

  13. Prince William
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    The Saddest Knight and the Pips?

  14. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Jon Hex
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    “Cody, Guy. Let’s get to work!”

  15. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Frank Castle
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    Floppy, sloppies.

  16. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    CK
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    Do these two EVER look TOWARDS each other in a picture? I always see this shot as them rolling their eyes at each other.

  17. Prince William
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    What the fuck is Todd Bridges doing there?

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Dr. Fullabull
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    Virtual ball cupping.

  19. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    Number 2
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    All black, hm….

  20. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    She’s laughing, and you’re still not that funny.That means you’re a half a bottle away from your best night ever !

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Raoul
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    Why is she not in this binder?!?

  22. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    lawn
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    It’s scotch, so the word is *whisky. Another word that leaps to mind is “juggalicious.”

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    lawn
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    Even if you hung her by her feet, they would sit in this position.

  24. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Seamus
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    “In life I was your partner Jacob Marley…”

  25. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    zomgbie
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    Tyra Banks at The TYRA FiveHead Ball For The Tyra Banks TYRAZONE in Tyra Banks City. (Tyraber 18, 20TYRA)

    fixed.

  26. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    …and when they found Whitney, she look just like THIS.

  27. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    who/what is this??

  28. Mick Jagger
    tlmck
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    Filthy rich, world famous, and yet could not hit a correct note if his life depended on it.

  29. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    tlmck
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    Watching her and Poppy Montgomery on “Without a Trace” was the only reason to tune in.

  30. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Freshn’ ya drink, Govna’?

  31. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    Not shown:his walker with tennis balls on the front.

  32. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    As they announced his film history over the intercom, Gerard Butler suddenly realized what a waste his life had been, and Abagail Spencer just coudn’t stop laughing!

  33. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    His hat looks like something my dog leaves on the rug.

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
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    And this is what it would look like, if I was black!

  35. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Her parents were wise beyond their years when they named her Vivica, which roughly translated means “Not a.”

  36. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Looks like someone picked their boob job from the ‘Before’ section.

  37. Prince William
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    The crowd laughed uncomfortably at the Prince’s “joke” that they all get naked and play pool.

  38. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Why yes, my hair AND my teeth are their original color.

  39. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Mekko
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    We all FLOAT down here

  40. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    The young Ms Wilde, silently wonders how long she must politely listen to this drunken old man, who her father said was “somebody famous.”

  41. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    After her four minute, vapid answer to the interviewer’s question, Ms. Banks, finally actually looked away from the microphone long enough to realize…she was being interviewed by a DOLPHIN!

  42. Mick Jagger
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    Every night when Mick gets home, he stares long and hard at the mirror and thinks to himself…”Maybe John Lennon got it right, after all.”

  43. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN…I mean, OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!”

  44. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    Of course I’m smiling! I’ve still got me Lucky Charms!

  45. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Curse you, Mark Ruffalo! That’s two years of body shaping right down the drain!

  46. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Unfortunately, his TV series, “My Name is the Other Guy,” failed to get greenlighted.

  47. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    “I’m a little bit Cunt-y, and I’m a little bit…”

  48. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    His only comment after the movie was…”I liked that band’s music…whoever they are.”

  49. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    LockNLoad
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    Holy shit! He STILL doesn’t realize he’s dead???

  50. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    This year, I’m a pirate, and seal is a Hummer!

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