Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?
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Magnum P.I.: The Trailer Park Years
Unfortunately, the lost triplet was missing and couldn’t face directly into the camera, thus completing the axis of evil.
So I call this move “Clash of the Titans”, and let me tell you the women love it. From there I usually segue into a “Schindler’s Fist”.
I don’t know what she just said, but I’m betting it was one of the more intelligent statements she’s made in a decade.
Banged your Mother AND your Grandmother.
Oh so she’s already in Halloween gear?
Ah, the Classic “Who’s on First?” bit, only 3 hours long because one of the players actually has Alzheimer’s.
Shatner has Mad Cow.
Poor guy, he just realized the homoerotic undertones in 300, all at once.
I’m assuming the freeloader is Ryder.
Did someone get an overdose of botox and anti-anti-aging cream? What the hell happened to Ms. Wilde?
You got it, dude! “It” being an eating disorder.
Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it wi…you know what? Nevermind.
The Saddest Knight and the Pips?
“Cody, Guy. Let’s get to work!”
Floppy, sloppies.
Do these two EVER look TOWARDS each other in a picture? I always see this shot as them rolling their eyes at each other.
They’re always rubbing pudendas, so they’re embarrassed to make eye contact.
LOL! Pudendas. It’s been so long since I heard that word.
What the fuck is Todd Bridges doing there?
By the positioning of his hands & joy on his face, I’d say he’s he’s trying out his Different Strokes.
Virtual ball cupping.
All black, hm….
She’s laughing, and you’re still not that funny.That means you’re a half a bottle away from your best night ever !
Why is she not in this binder?!?
It’s scotch, so the word is *whisky. Another word that leaps to mind is “juggalicious.”
Is that Lindsay Lohan outside, or just her projected spirit summoned by the magic of Johnny Walker?
Even if you hung her by her feet, they would sit in this position.
“In life I was your partner Jacob Marley…”
Tyra Banks at The TYRA FiveHead Ball For The Tyra Banks TYRAZONE in Tyra Banks City. (Tyraber 18, 20TYRA)
fixed.
…and when they found Whitney, she look just like THIS.
who/what is this??
Filthy rich, world famous, and yet could not hit a correct note if his life depended on it.
Watching her and Poppy Montgomery on “Without a Trace” was the only reason to tune in.
Freshn’ ya drink, Govna’?
Not shown:his walker with tennis balls on the front.
As they announced his film history over the intercom, Gerard Butler suddenly realized what a waste his life had been, and Abagail Spencer just coudn’t stop laughing!
His hat looks like something my dog leaves on the rug.
And this is what it would look like, if I was black!
Her parents were wise beyond their years when they named her Vivica, which roughly translated means “Not a.”
Looks like someone picked their boob job from the ‘Before’ section.
The crowd laughed uncomfortably at the Prince’s “joke” that they all get naked and play pool.
Why yes, my hair AND my teeth are their original color.
We all FLOAT down here
The young Ms Wilde, silently wonders how long she must politely listen to this drunken old man, who her father said was “somebody famous.”
After her four minute, vapid answer to the interviewer’s question, Ms. Banks, finally actually looked away from the microphone long enough to realize…she was being interviewed by a DOLPHIN!
Every night when Mick gets home, he stares long and hard at the mirror and thinks to himself…”Maybe John Lennon got it right, after all.”
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN…I mean, OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!”
Of course I’m smiling! I’ve still got me Lucky Charms!
Curse you, Mark Ruffalo! That’s two years of body shaping right down the drain!
Unfortunately, his TV series, “My Name is the Other Guy,” failed to get greenlighted.
“I’m a little bit Cunt-y, and I’m a little bit…”
Twatty Troll?
His only comment after the movie was…”I liked that band’s music…whoever they are.”
Holy shit! He STILL doesn’t realize he’s dead???
This year, I’m a pirate, and seal is a Hummer!