The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    your mom
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    Drugs are bad, m’kay?

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Holy crap, I was invited to this and didn’t go. Why the eff wouldn’t they mention she was going?!?! DAMMIT.

  3. Mick Jagger
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    He has every reason to smile at all times. The man has has so much pussy in his lifetime. More pussy than an one man should ever have.

  4. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Nice.

  5. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Cock Dr
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    His durability is impressive.

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Johnny P!
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    The Private Whiskey Tasting was quickly shut down after Christina offered to let the other guests drink whiskey from her bra cups, and everyone got so shit-faced they couldn’t walk…

  7. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Dude has got nice chesticles.

  8. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    I have a very particular set of skills… Most people think it has something to do with breasts, but no, I can set a shower at the perfect temperature the first time EVERY TIME!

  9. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Ermahgerd! It’s Mergnam!

  10. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    Wow those free clothes from project runway don’t seem like such a good idea any more.

  11. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Boy Meets Nuts

  12. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    What the Mad Hatter would look like if Lewis Carroll was meth head.

  13. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    Scat in my Hat

  14. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    She’s fucking beautiful. Majorly underrated hottie.

  15. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    What the Fox!?!

  16. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Josephus
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    The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Pluggins

  17. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Mary-Kate just spotted someone in the crowd that she wants to murder and I just popped a boner for Mary-Kate.

  18. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    Who says cocaine is bad for you?

  19. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    Is she wearing Chris Christie’s pants?

  20. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    If I could afford her hourly rate, I totally would.

  21. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    That could use some work, actually.

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    Ugh, I stuck around for this? She is so fake it’s a turnoff.

  23. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Christina unveils her new custom label, “Johnnie Walker Titsky Whiskey.”

  24. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    LolaHeatherton
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    You can barely see Waylon Flowers working that arm!

  25. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    Kelly
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    Thank god she finally got the older one a fucking haircut.

  26. Prince William
    Contusion
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    “HAHAHAHA! Jolly Good! Now get me away from these negroes please.”

  27. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Contusion
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    Looks like is turban is coming unwound.

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Understandably, the photographer was more interested in Alessandra than the bra.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Elizabeth Berkley has mummified nicely.

  30. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Just saw a Basilisk. And by Basilisk I mean Jon Hamm’s penis.

  31. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hahahahaha! I wasn’t with Prince William and his black friends but I thought I’d join in as well…

  32. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    pavement_smear
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    When consuming alcohol, hydration is important. This is just responsible drinking, folks – 2 small shots, followed by 2 big jugs.

  33. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Now how about you stand in front of me and I’ll teach you these skills I have?

  34. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Earl finally let him have the mustache.

  35. Prince William
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hahahahaha! Yes my black friends, darn good one! What a jolly good, bangin’ time what! Now excuse me I need to go holla at my grams. Yes, yes, I am quite down with you fellows and whatnot.

  36. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    No, I’M anorexic. She’s the one that killed Heath. Get it right.

  37. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    The Pope
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    Needs more Enrico Pollazo.

  38. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    socks
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    In this scene, they’re gonna grab ya and TAKE ya! LIke this! See?

  39. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Keef. The clock may be broken, but he takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

  40. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Tyra just heard Halle Berry and Sarah Palin were related.

  41. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Gary Grant
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    “Full Figure this MOFO”

  42. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Moley moley moley moley!

  43. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Gary Grant
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    That’s her “O” face.

  44. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Gary Grant
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    Healthy loaves.

  45. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Holla! What! Okaaay!

  46. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Senor Trout
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    This ‘Just Saw That Jon Hamm Photo’ filter on Instagram just doesn’t do it for me.

  47. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Shoo kid, shoo, you’re standing in the way of me and penis.

  48. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    The Pope
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    Damn, Alex Karras isn’t even cold yet and they already have his movie going?!

  49. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Guy was crushed when he found out “Bergdorf Goodman” was not a Harry Potter character.

  50. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    The Katy Perry method (TM) has taken off worldwide.

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