The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    I get it! Laughing makes your boobs gignormous!

  2. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    wanker
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    Some say Salk’s polio vaccine was man’s greatest achievement in medicine, I say that fact that Keith Richards is alive at 68 is right up there

  3. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    Cock Dr
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    Not a genuine ginger, but we’ll let her into the clubhouse when she’s wearing that sort of top.

  4. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    My particular set of skills involves grabbing breasts .. just like this!

  5. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
    EricLr
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    Hey Heidi, please do me a favor. Spin around and say “Can’t touch this!”

  6. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    Take a good, long look, Steven Tyler. Do you want to…end…up…like…Take a good, long look at a picture of Steven Tyler, Mr. Richards, do you want to end up like that?

  7. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    Give it up Mr. Depp. Now it’s like you’re trying really hard to be weird!

  8. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Let the “Dirty Sanchez” comments commence …

  9. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    shoot, she used to be gorgeous, she shoulda left that shit alone.

  10. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Cock Dr
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    Not the right wig…..for any occasion.

  11. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    wanker
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    Shat in the hat.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    “And now, vee wait for zee money penis.”

  13. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Radadoon
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    A swirl top hat, eye liner and a plastic mole to boot… what else could I possibly do to make me look gayer…. hmmmm got it – a feather boa and Sally Jessie Raphael glasses. Yes, that will do just fine!

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
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    Does this bra make my GOLD DIGGING look bigger?

  15. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    300 (grams of meth will do that for ya.)

  16. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I think her hand is doing an imitation of her fivehead.

  17. Prince William
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    Interesting how the room divides up along racial lines.

  18. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    “So I grabbed her tits like this you see, and then she hit that tree.”

  19. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    Zombie smizing

  20. Mick Jagger
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    Even when they are filthy rich 1 percenters, the Brits still have bad teeth.

  21. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    What’s that thing on her jaw? Did she cut herself shaving?

  22. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Seems healthy and not in a bad mood. I like her.

  23. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    “And next stop on the Denture Adventure retirement tours….”

  24. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Her tits just told her a zinger!

  25. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    hoo-ha
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    Keith is such a healthy yellow color this year.

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    hoo-ha
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    she is…how you say in english….hooker.

    • Cock Dr

      Yes, but a very famous and probably very expensive one….so she has no reason to be ashamed. If it look glamorous it must be ok.

  27. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    GenYgirl
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    Blah, blah, blah. He wrote Exile on Main Street and you didn’t. I love this man.

  28. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    Whitney Houston is looking pretty good…

  29. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Moley Russel’s wart. Not her wart, her tumor. Growth. Pimple.

  30. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    He’s trying out his newly upgraded scientology powers. It only cost him 200 grand!

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Little known fact: When you get rhinoplasty, and you have a twin, don’t take pictures together.

  32. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    neo
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    Thats odd…thats the exact look on my Tyra blow up doll.

  33. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Apparently Mary-Kate is Ashley’s ‘picture of Dorian Gray.’

  34. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Another woman ruined by unnecessary plastic surgery.

  35. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    DeucePickle
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    I’m having trouble remembering one other movie she’s been in besides Blue Lagoon.

  36. Prince William
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    What’s up with the woman in the blue dress’ teeth?

  37. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Jade
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    Thank god he finally cut his hair.

  38. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    Cock Dr
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    Fringed leather anything = ganja smoker

    • kimmykimkim

      Perhaps. But not all ganja smokers like the fringed leather.

      Sincerely, Ganja Loving Fringe Hater.

  39. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Her brothers are called Evan, Kevin and Bevan. Her mum’s sort of a bitch.

  40. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    Jade
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    The “smize” has now frozen on her face.

  41. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Glad to see she’s familiar with the drink I’m gonna put the roofie in.

  42. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Just saw a portable toilet, and his plans for the evening changed instantly.

  43. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Jade
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    At first I thought this was Coco, but her tits aren’t the size of her head so it can’t be her.

  44. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    Jade
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    Two identical twins, and one looks youthful while the other looks geriatric.

  45. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s rare that you see women who look rapey.

    Remember these in case they ask you to go home with them…
    - I have an early meeting
    - Whoa, look at the time
    - I hear someone calling my name down the street
    - No thanks, Amanda Bynes is giving me a ride home

  46. Prince William
    Johnny P!
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    Photographer: “Okay everyone, smile if you’ve seen Kate’s tits!”

  47. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    Already taking a visual measure of how big her boobs are? I’d say he’s got the size about right.

  48. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    He looks like the love child of Jeremy Renner and the Situation in this pic.

  49. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I hate the fabric but the style certainly works for her.

  50. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    Displaying the average intelligence level of anyone who goes to Tyra for advice.

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