The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

October 19th, 2012 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Flatulence and finally, does Tyler Perry have to do everything in drag now?

I’ll start things off for you guys — One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Butt Sex — GO!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
    EricLr
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    Alright, you little shit, I’ll let you touch my hand. But only until the cameras are out of here, and then it’s back to benign neglect!

  2. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    You could add Roddy McDowall’s Bookworm to David Wayne’s Mad Hatter to get twice the gay…and it would still not be as gay as this.

  3. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    Deacon Jones
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    Something tells me he’s carrying a lot of emotional pain with him.

    Deep, deep, emotional pain.

  4. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    “Oh Olivia, I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for sex, I can tell you I don’t have a condom. But what I do have is a very large penis; a penis I have had for a very long career. A penis that makes me a nightmare for little people like you. If you let me have sex with you now, that’ll be the end of you. I will not revive you after, I will not take you to the hospital. I don’t have to look for you, I have found you, and I will kill you.”

  5. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    God, I fucking love love love Latin women….

  6. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    D to the E to the R to theP!

  7. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    YAAR
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    Liam:

    “So I was thinking I would come up to your chest and be all like…

    …but I’m open to suggestions.”

  8. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    I think it’s awesome that he took off all that weight just to play the role of Don Mattingly.

  9. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Dave
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    Looks like they’re finally making that Jesse Ventura biopic everyone has been waiting for.

  10. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    I bet the divorce really sunk in when they realized they wouldn’t be coordinating Halloween costumes.

  11. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
    EricLr
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    I don’t not like vagina and spam. I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    The knees…..

    You can always tell by the knees….

  13. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    And I thought nightmares about The Child Catcher from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” when I was a kid were bad…this thing in the picture makes him look like Brooklyn Decker.

  14. Mick Jagger
    Commented on this photo:

    98% of people reading this blurred their eyes and saw a Rolling Stones branded letter opener

  15. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Mike
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    What…..The….Fuck……

  16. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Sheppy
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    What, no pics of the hunk of a man her husband is?

  17. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    EricLr
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    His transformation from an actor to a grizzled, corrupt, middle-aged cop happened so slowly that we hardly noticed at first.

  18. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Ah wouldn’t mind her Leven her dress on mah floor!

  19. Prince William
    cagster
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    From left to right: goosed woman, nervous racist white guy, British dental work.

  20. Leven Rambin Cleavage Chasing Mavericks Premiere
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    Or Rambin my dick in her…

  21. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
    EricLr
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    Come play with us, Heath…….forever….and ever….and ever.

  22. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    OH! No wonder they call it “The Shocker.”

  23. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    Buddy The Elf
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    Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a Sailboat.

  24. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Sweetpea41
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki needs to lay off the tanner.

  25. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    EricLr
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    He laughed so hard, he pissed his bag.

  26. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    That guy better leave or Kirk will blast him with a cannon made out a piece of bamboo and some explosive rocks.

  27. Prince William
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    He looks younger.

  28. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    She finally saw an episode of her own show.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Floral Fantasy Bra
    EricLr
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    And after giving Leonardo Decaprio that handjob, I vowed never to wash this hand. That was 5 years ago.

  30. William Shatner Umpire Gear Brian Evans Ernie Boch
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    “Shatner, I’m the pitcher, you’re the catcher, and when you turn around I do THIS…”

  31. Kate Hudson Fringe Leather Boots Sons Bingham And Ryder
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    1. Those shorts are too tight
    2. She needs a Brazilian

  32. Prince William
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    He laughed, but secretly, he knew they would all be dead before sunrise. Jokes about the Queen’s penis were punishable by death. The way it is has always been, he thought. The way it always will be.

  33. Patrick McDonald Crazy Hat Red Glasses Feather Boa
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    If that hat was brown he’d look like something I flushed this morning.

  34. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    your mom
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    Tyra Banks blow up doll?? FUCK YES.

  35. Ethan Suplee Moustache
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    Magnum P.I.E.

  36. Roseyln Sanchez Cleavage Mexican Billboard Awards
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    Nice Maracas.

  37. Keith Richards Head Wrap
    That Dude
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    I’d love to give Tosh 10 seconds on the clock and see what he could come up with for this one.

  38. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    I’ll have sex with the happy one.

  39. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
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    Attendee: Knock knock.
    Christina: Who’s there?
    Attendee: Johnny Walker
    Christina: Johnny Walker who?
    Attendee: Show me your tits.
    Christina: Get him out of here.
    Waiter: But madam, that IS Johnny Walker.

  40. Keith Richards Head Wrap
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    Didn’t they wrap mummies AFTER death?

  41. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes
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    [Cue dramatic music]

  42. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
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    “Now listen carefully. Your breasts are going to be taken.”

  43. Liam Neeson Olivia Wilde The Third Person Set
    CheetoSniffer
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But whatTHRILLLLLERRRRRRRRR THRILL THE NIGHTTTTT.

  44. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    wanker
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    I saw the same expression when I surprised a racoon in my trash can.

  45. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
    EricLr
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    The 5th annual Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting

    To be followed by the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Vomitfest and the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Bathroom Date Rapeathon.

  46. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    I wish this was Scanners.

  47. Abagail Spencer Gerard Butler Chasing Mavericks Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    His looks have improved from earlier this year. Seriously thought he was about to die there for a while.

  48. Ethan Suplee Moustache
    SIN
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    1980′s Pete Rose.

  49. Vivica Fox Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    cagster
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    Someone obviously tried to kill it with fire…

  50. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen The 2nd Annual Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Their curse? At any given moment, one of them is thinking about Full House.

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